- How am I supposed to do that?

- Just relax, dude.

- Oh man, what do I do with my hands?

- You don't have hands.

- Oh yeah!

- Shhhhh! He's here!

- Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

- Hello orange!

- What's going on? Why is everyone acting

so weird?

- We're not acting weird, your acting weird!

- Yeah but I always act weird! Haha! I mean,

I could tell you something was up just by

looking at little apple. Such a weird place

to put your non-existing hands.

- I told you guys! Can we just tell him?

- Tell me what?

- This is an intervention Orange.

- An intervention? For what? Who are you?

- Your friends are concerned about you, Orange.

They think you've become, let's see how to put this,

more annoying than a crawled up tractor on a corn field.

- What the heck does that mean?

- Nevermind that, Orange they called me in to help

nice to meet you. I'm doctor Pill.

- My friend's betraying me.

My friend's tricking me into an intervention and

betraying me. Unexplored childhood trauma and

also my friend's betraying me.

- I'm afraid this isn't getting us anywhere, okay.

- Can I go?

- Of course, although we've literally sealed of

every possible escape route, okay.

- Hm, I see you ain't lying. Haha, okay.

He's kind of cute, I'll stay.

- Well I'll be a scarecrow's sweet tea that's great news!

Now your friends have prepared a statement.

- Orange, we're your friends and we love you, but

for the past week you've

- Wait! This is about the mega zoo.

- Yes!

- But the mega zoo is my best invention ever!

It's one part mega phone and one part kazoo.

- We know what it is, we've listened to it

every night for the past two weeks.

- But have you heard the new song I learned?

- Ahhhhhhhh!

- Okay now well this seems like an opportunity

to dig into the root cause of this boondogle of a

barn dance. Now tell me what drove you to make this

mega zoo in the first place, Orange?

Orange?

- Wow, look how funny I look in doctor pill's bald spot.

Haha. My brain is shrinking! It's shrinking!

- I feel like my brain is shrinking just watching this.

- Like it could get any smaller!

- Sorry about this doctor Pill.

- Ain't nothing but a boogle, matter of a fact

I think we're making great progress.

- Yeah! We're making great headway. Haha.

- If you don't make him stop he's going to

keep making jokes about his reflection for hours.

- Well now that's finer than a sandpiper pickadilly

you see Orange is just using humor as a defense

mechanism, okay.

- That doesn't sound like something I would do! Haha.

Go ahead, say it doctor Pill I can see you have

something on your mind and it sure is handsome.

- Would you knock it off!

- Wow! Orange is getting doctor Pill to lose his cool.

- No, I'm fine I apologize for raising my voice

just then all right.

- That okay. By the way, if you every want to

raise your voice again, I've got just the thing!

- Ahhhhhhh!

- Hey doctor Pill, what's your favorite band?

Is it pink froid?

- Oh that's an awful joke, that's just simply awful

that catch me outside girl was better than that, okay.

- Hey doctor Pill,

- Yes!

- Have you ever heard of pavlock. Does that

name ring a bell? Haha.

- Well now that's about as funny as a bullfrog banjo

all right there. That is say, it's not funny at all.

- Do you finally see what we're dealing with here,

doctor Pill.

- Unfortunately I do. This is one of the most

extreme cases that I have ever seen. It's time I

take a different approach, okay. Orange have you

- Who's Orange? I'm doctor Pill. Now that's

finer than a cucumber cumberbunch. Haha.

- Orange, take off that costume!

- Sure! I'll have it off faster than a hot potato

in a pumpkin patch.

- I mean it!

- Hahaha!

- Oh man! I hope he doesn't pull off all my costumes

until I'm left naked! Ahhhh

- I'm sorry!

- Don't worry about it that was just my naked costume.

- That's it!

- Doctor Pill!

- This orange is beyond all help, okay. Nobody

can help him, I quit!

- But

- No buts, I am a world famous food psychiatrist,

okay and I don't need this, all right. Never before

have I been so confounded and infuriated by a

patient, okay. While, Orange is insane enough to make

- A pill pop!

- Yes! And before I become that very pill I will

excuse myself

- No! Pill pop

- Ahhhh!

- I'm going to miss doctor Pill.

- Really?

- Sure! He made me face some truths about myself

that weren't easy to swallow.

- Ahhhh!