I'm the open window maniac!

[screaming]

I hope you learned a valuable lesson!

Buzz, buzz and buzz to you.

Buzz, buzz. Nice current today. Hey what's the buzz?

Hello, I'm Jellybob. And you are?

Eh, nice to meet you.

[evil laughter]

- Trick or treat! - Ahh!

It's okay, son. That's just SpongeBob Scaredy Pants.

♪ Please help, my snail is up a tree ♪

No!

Gotcha!

Next time, try the elevator.

Thank you Birdman!

Man Sponge!

And Boy Patrick!

Reporting for duty!

Yeah, yeah, follow me.

Up, up and away!

We're ready, Man Bob!

And Pat Boy!

Reporting for duty!

When you're through with shuffle boarding,

you are to bring those costumes right back here

and don't do anything else.

Don't go home first. Don't show your friends.

Just come right back here. Ya got it?

- Got it. - Got what?

This will never work.

By the power of Neptune,

Mermaid Pants and Barnacle Star, unite!

[laughing]

[screaming]

I just wanted a vacation.

Evil never takes a vacation!

You cannot save them, Sponge of Mystery!

They are trapped by my awesome surface tension!

[laughing]

You don't understand! You're my most favorite supervillain.

Can I have your autograph?

Oh no! Oh no you fool, stay back!

The point! Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Watch the point now!

The Quickster with the uncanny ability to run really quick!

Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?

Do you wanna see me do it again?

You're not dealing with an ordinary fry cook!

It's time for you to meet… Fry Boy!

Defender of… Oh!

Fry Boy! Defender of the Krabby Patty!

Hi, I'm Patrick Star!

I'm the laziest, pinkest, starfish in Bikini Bottom.

And I wish I were me and not SpongeBob!

What so great about being a big pink loser?

You can't have for any price!

And why not?

This means more to me than money. It's my friend, SpongeBob's.

Ah-ha!

SpongeBob! Oh, thank goodness you're here!

There was a scary guy with a mustache asking a lot of weird questions.

No. Thanks again.

Well, maybe later we can play pirates.

Robert, my dear. It's no use.

We've just grown apart.

What?

Extraordinary.

And may I add, those are very impressive britches you're wearing.

Britches?

Oh, oh, these old things.

What is your name?

- SpongeBob-- - Grrr.

Sponge-Robert.

Well, Sponge-Robert how would you like to join us? We're going to a party.

Boy, would I! I love parties!

Well Mr. Brownpants,

you seem to have left this entire application blank.

I can't remember a thing.

Well, do you have any special skills?

Special skills...

Oh! I can do this!

[screaming]

What do you think you're doing?

[laughing]

Hey kids!

You're not Krabby the Clown!

No, I'm not! I'm…

I'm Krabby's beloved sidekick, the Krabby Patty…

Burglar.

Lame.

Ooh. I'm the Flying Dutchman.

Ooh! I don't know who I am.

[doorbell ringing]

Roar, roar! I'm a Flying Dutchman!

Hey, where's your costume?

Close your eyes.

Okay, open 'em.

[grunts]

I'm a lovely flower. Woo!

Chum, chum, chum. Hello, I am Chumta Claus!

So, anyway back to the mob violence.

Greetings, Ironman!

I am Sir SpongeBob of Bikini…

Bottom.

I told you people before! I'll have the rent when I have it!

We just wanted to buy some armor.

Oh, why didn't you just say that?

Whoa! Stop!

There, there. You're safe now, little lady.

[evil laughter]

You fool! You've fallen into my trap!

Now you're mine, SpongeBob the Strong!

So, we meet again, Crazy Fish!

Hi SpongeBob! Could you help me carry my groceries?

Carry 'em yourself, fishface!

Hey, SpongeBob! How about a little help with this suntan lotion, huh?

Don't you think you've had enough?

All you're missing is a bowl of butter!

Butter? Yikes!

You see boys, this recipe is no secret.

But I do have a surprise.

Ta-da!

I started the Flabby Patty Restaurant just to get you two rascals to team up.

And so the power of friendship triumphs again!

Yes!

[laughing]

[groaning]

Ooh ho! The Squeeze turns it around with a rare face tran maneuver!

[crying]

I'm late. What's Mr. Krabs gonna say?

[crying]

Tardy Pants!

You Sir are a Tardy Pants!

If I were you, I'd get as far away from me as possible. Idiot boy!

I guess that's it then.

If Mr. Krabs is calling me Idiot Boy, it must be true.

[groaning]

This is my life from now on, huh?

Ah! Just call me SpongeBob Wormpants!

Cause that's all I am. Just an apartment for worms!

[giggling]

There you are, sir.

Oh, yes, it's time again. Ha, ha!

I've been meaning to say this but...

I come to appreciate your demeanor lately.

You know it's a funny thing, Squidward.

I've smoothed out the edges of my personality

and the rest just followed suit.

Now I am utterly normal.

What in tarnation! Ah!

[music playing]

Hi, Sandy!

I'm not sure what it is, but something seems different about me.

Yeah, me too!

Hey, what are you doing with my hand?

What, what am I doing with your hand?

[screaming]

How ride back to the ole Krusty Krab, cowboy?

[sighing]

[screaming]

My name is SpongeBob Roundpants,

and I would like to seek employment from this eating establishment.

[bell ringing]

[moaning]