We got a great episode for you today

and that's no lie!

(laughs)

That's right, it's the Lie Detector Challenge.

Little Apple versus Grapefruit!

- Thanks for having me on, Orange!

- You're welcome for having me on Orange.

- You should be more enthusiastic, Grapefruit

in a minute you'll be buzzing with excitement! (laughs)

- Ohh hey? What's with the wires?

We get zapped with electricity if we lie or something?

- Why? are you scared?

- Please. Do I look scared?

Bro, I'm an open book.

I'm unashamed and willing to share every last detail

of my life with the audience.

- Even this match.com account you created under

a false name that claims you're French and 6-foot 3?

- Heh heh, whatever are you talking about?

That's not me.

(zapped) Gahhh!

- Thanks for the demonstration Grapefruit! (laughs)

Now, who wants to go first?

- I'll go. I think Grapefruit's still recovering.

- Woah, I think I left a butt imprint on the counter.

- Let's get started, Little Apple,

cuz time is short! (laughs)

- Grr.

- Okay: What is your name?

- Little Apple.

- What color is the sky?

- Blue.

- What's the-

- Hold up! These questions are so easy!

- Grapefruit, these are just control questions.

We have to get a baseline reading so

the machine can tell if I'm lying or not.

- Oh. I knew that.

(zapped) Gahhh!

- Okay, now they're gonna get hard.

What's the most embarrassing thing

that's ever happened to you?

- (sighs) Oh man.

Okay so there was this one time in first grade that I had to

use the bathroom really really bad

but the teacher made me do a math problem on the board

and I got it completely wrong!

- Well, thank you for sharing.

That was brave.

Next question.

- Okay, Stop.

I'm sorry,

but I feel like his buzzer's not working.

- What do you mean?

- Seriously, bro?

Getting a math problem wrong is the most

embarrassing thing to ever happen to you?

I mean, you piddle yourself

so much it should be your name.

- (gasps) Piddle Apple??

Why did I never think of that one before?

(laughing)

- Well, I'm happy to switch wires with you

if you think yours is busted.

- As a matter of fact, yes.

I will take you up on that.

Heh heh. Now I'm sure to win.

(zapped) Gahhh!

- Grapefruit, put out your butt.

It's your turn.

- Oh. OH! (blows)

- First question: What is your name?

- Grapefruit.

- What color is the sky?

- Blue, last time I checked, hehe.

- What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

- I'm sorry, can you repeat the question?

- What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

- What is happening?

What kind of question is this?

- Please answer the question

before the timer runs out.

- Yeah? Or else what?

- Or else, this.

- (zapped) Gahhh! Okay okay, jeez.

Okay, lemme think,

two things I can't have for breakfast.

I'm gonna go with wheat toast,

due to my newfound gluten allergy,

and grapefruits cuz it's weird.

- Congratulations! That's incorrect.

- (zapped) Gahhh!

- The answers we were looking for

were lunch and dinner.

- Hahaha, nice.

You can't have lunch or dinner for breakfast,

that's a good one.

- Wait, you asked me a riddle?

- Easy there Grapefruit.

I'll ask the questions.

You ready for the next one?

- Of course I'm ready.

(zapped) Gahhh!

- (laughing) Oh man I'm enjoying this.

- Grr, watch it Little Apple,

I could kick your butt.

(zapped) Gahhh!

(laughing)

- Ahh! Just give me the question!

- A cowboy rode into town on Friday.

He stayed in town for three days

and rode out on Friday.

How is this possible?

- Ha! I know this one.

Friday was the name of his horse!

- Sorry. The horse's name was Greg.

- (zapped) Gahhh!

Wait, but that doesn't make any sense!

- Of course it makes sense,

obviously he had a time machine.

- Arghh! That's it!

Little Apple, congratulations.

You've won again.

But I'm through with this ridiculous challenge.

I don't need this, okay?

I got a lot of stuff going for me.

I'm young, I'm handsome,

I have a staggering mind.

I'm not gonna stand here and get zapped with electricity

because I'm better than this!

(zapped) Gahhh!!!

(laughing)

- Gahh!! Stop laughing at me!

This really hurts!

(laughing)

Whatever, I'll win the next challenge!

(zapped) Gahhh!

(upbeat music)