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  • - What up fruit lovers?

  • We got a great episode for you today.

  • We got it all. We got pear!

  • - Hello

  • - We got grapefruit!

  • - Good morrow.

  • - We got me. And we got this box of 100 t-shirts!

  • Why, you may ask, cause today we're doing

  • the 100 t-shirt challenge!

  • - Basically, the title says it all.

  • We're gonna put 100 t-shirts on a lucky someone.

  • And that lucky someone is grapefruit!

  • - Luck has nothin' to do with it fellas.

  • It's courage, it's bravery, in a few short minutes

  • I will be wearing 100 t-shirts, not because

  • I'm lucky, but because I'm capable of doing things

  • that other people can barely bring themselves to speak of.

  • - Chill out dude, it's just an internet challenge.

  • - Correction, it's an internet challenge I can win!

  • It's been quite some time since I won a challenge,

  • and today I turn things around!

  • - Well of course you're not gonna lose this challenge,

  • you're not competing against anyone.

  • - So we agree!

  • - I pay you!

  • - Hey! I got an idea.

  • Let's start putting shirts on Grapefruit.

  • - Love it.

  • - Great! Here we go.

  • - Without me it's just 'aweso.' Hehehe, I like it.

  • Mainly cause it's so true.

  • - Well, if you like that one,

  • you're gonna love what's in store.

  • We raided a novelty t-shirt place.

  • - Wait, you're telling me that all 100 of the shirts

  • I'm about to put on are novelty t-shirts?

  • - Relax, Grapefruit. Frankie says so.

  • (Apple and Pear laugh)

  • - Ugh. Well, it is quite slimming. Ain't so bad.

  • - Glad to hear it. I knew we'd make a Beleiber out of you.

  • (Apple laughs)

  • - I'm not guys! I'm not! Not a Belieber!

  • - Uh, protesting pretty hard there, dude.

  • - I can't have people see me in a shirt like this!

  • I got an image to maintain!

  • - Dude, who cares? No one's gonna see it.

  • We're about to put 96 shirts over the top of it.

  • - I suppose you're right. Really, the only shirt

  • that matters is the final shirt.

  • - Exactly. That's the one you'll be wearing

  • when I take the photo for the newspaper.

  • - Oh, nice! I've always wanted to be in the newspaper.

  • _ Well then we gotta keep going!

  • We have to get the photo turned in

  • before they run the presses.

  • - In that case, proceed. Bring on the next novelty t-shirt!

  • - (laughs) I also like this cause it's true.

  • (laughs) Even better! I gotta say,

  • you guys really outdid yourselves.

  • These shirts are really funny and--hey!

  • What the heck is this?

  • - They were on clearance! They had a bunch of 'em.

  • - Well I don't like it!

  • - Why not? You liked 'em when they pointed at us.

  • - Well yeah, because they were true

  • when they pointed at you guys.

  • Don't you guys see how wrong it is

  • to have a shirt pointing at me,

  • calling me stupid like this?

  • Doesn't it gnaw at you? Aren't you overcome with an

  • overpowering sense of dread,

  • that a grave injustice has been committed?

  • - No.

  • - Not really.

  • - Just me, huh? Well then, I suppose this just goes to show

  • what an empath I am.

  • You got any shirts like that in there, little Apple?

  • Shirts that say 'I'm with empath?'

  • Or, 'I'm with a good person?'

  • - No, but I got a shirt that says this!

  • - (laughs) Now this is what I'm talkin' about.

  • Back on track, fellas. Back on track.

  • - Glad we avoided that clothes call! (laughs) Here we go!

  • (playful music)

  • - Whew! Okay, we've come to the final shirt.

  • - How ya feelin, Grapefruit?

  • - Very squeezed, very immobilized.

  • - You wanna pick out the final shirt yourself?

  • - While I'd love to, I literally cannot move

  • in any way, shape, or form.

  • - Well that's fine, we'll just hold up some options

  • and you tell us what you want. Okay?

  • - Can't wait.

  • - Okay, option one.

  • - Pretty good. While it is a nice day,

  • I'm not sure yellow is my color.

  • This is a big decision you know.

  • The final shirt is what I'll be wearing

  • in the newspaper, remember.

  • - All right, option two, then.

  • Yes, that's the one! (laughs)

  • This one is so me! I'm a classy guy,

  • and this T shirt reflects that.

  • I've made my decision. I want to be immortalized

  • in the newspaper wearing a tuxedo t-shirt.

  • (laughs) So witty. (drumroll)

  • - Okay then, here we go. T-shirt number 100, coming up.

  • Uh oh.

  • - What? What's that uh oh mean?

  • - It's too small.

  • - I'm not fat, you're fat!

  • - No one's calling you fat, dude! You're wearing 99 shirts!

  • - Oh, right. Sorry, had a flashback to fat camp.

  • Err- I mean nature camp.

  • - So what do we do? We gotta get Grapefruit into

  • a hundredth shirt, and quick!

  • The newspaper goes to print any moment now.

  • - I'll go back to the store.

  • - Okay, hurry! Get the biggest shirt they-

  • Wow, you're back. Okay, I'm ready with the camera!

  • - Here it goes! Say 'cheese!'

  • - Chee--what the heck is this?

  • - I'm sorry, it was the only one they had in stock.

  • - But-- - No time! I gotta take this

  • to the newspaper, STAT!

  • - Hey! Hey, don't publish that!

  • Printing a lie and slander! Or liable.

  • I forget which one, but it's illegal.

  • Ugh, can't move! Ugh. Could this day get any worse?

  • - Hey, what's with the shirt?

  • You callin' me stupid?

  • - No, sir. The arrow isn't pointing at--

  • - Don't you tell me where the arrow's pointin',

  • I can see where the arrow's pointin'.

  • Cause I ain't stupid, now you gonna

  • point that arrow somewhere else,

  • or do we got a problem?

  • - Sir, I regret to inform you that I cannot point this arrow

  • anywhere else.

  • - Then we got a problem. And me, I deal with problems.

  • - You're just eatin' birdseed, how's that dealin' with me?

  • - Oh, you'll see in about 20 minutes.

  • - Couldn't even win this one, could ya Grapefruit?

  • (guitar music)

- What up fruit lovers?

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