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  • Who's there for you when You are sad and down

  • Idiot friends

  • Who picks you up and smacks You all around

  • Idiot friends

  • Who puts thorns in you so You can save the town

  • Idiot friends, idiot friends, Idiot friends

  • Duh duh duh duh do dah do do doe doe

  • Idiot friends

  • Dah dee duh duh do dah dah dah

  • Idiot friends

  • Dee dah dah dadoodle dah doe

  • You know SpongeBuck all we've been a doing is singing about what I've done for you.

  • Well, what have you done for me?

  • [laughing]

  • Who helps you pick your pants Up off the ground

  • - Thanks buddy - Curses!

  • Only an idiot friend would do that!

  • Let's bring it home, idiot friend!

  • Okay!

  • Who let's you ride on his coffin

  • Who slaps you hard and often

  • What do you and me have in common

  • We're idiot

  • Friends

  • [cheering]

  • Thank you. Thank you very much.

  • ♪ 'Tis we're here to sing a Song of maritime camaraderie

  • Together! ♪

  • Together! Together! ♪

  • Together! ♪

  • Together! Together! ♪

  • Together! To-ge-ther! ♪

  • Like a boat upon the sea! ♪

  • Together! ♪

  • In happy camaraderie! ♪

  • Together! ♪

  • That's the way it ought to be

  • Together! ♪

  • Just you, and you, and you, And you, and me! ♪

  • Together! ♪

  • Together! Together! ♪

  • I know I said this 90 times already, but...

  • ♪ I love Krabby Patties I think that they are swell

  • They are the best There's no contest

  • And now I'm going to yell... ♪

  • Woo! ♪

  • ♪ I love Krabby Patties! I think they're swell

  • They're so neat, And quite a treat

  • And how I love the way they smell! ♪

  • La la la la la la la la La la la la La la la la la la la la la la la la! ♪

  • I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today.

  • La la la la la la! ♪

  • Oh baby, they may call me a fool

  • But I can't help Our gravitational pull

  • When I stuff you with cotton candy It reminds me you're so sweet

  • When we go riding, it's dandy The way you hang on to that seat, baby

  • When I'm with you our love is Stronger than glue

  • Whoa, oh baby, there isn't anything

  • There's nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you

  • Hey! Let go of her you patty eaters! ♪

  • No! Get away! ♪

  • Hiya! Hiya! ♪

  • Wa-cha! ♪

  • Hiya! Hiya! Ya! ♪

  • Oh wah cha ya ya wah cha wah

  • Wah ta wah po ya ya

  • Ah ya ya ya ya ya! ♪

  • Patty? You okay, sweetums? ♪

  • ♪ I'm so sorry

  • ♪ I'll never let you out of my Sight again

  • And I'll always keep you out Of harm's way-yay

  • Oh baby, I love you so strong That's why I'm singing this song

  • Baby

  • Your looks are sweeter than honey

  • From your pickles to your buns, It ain't even funny

  • [screaming[

  • ♪ I'm coming for you, oh no, look at you

  • Don't worry Patty, I'll take care of this.

  • There you go.

  • All better, oh baby

  • - What's that music? - I think Mr. Krabs is going to sing.

  • Oh, great.

  • If I cantalk to money Howgreat my life would be

  • We'd telleach other secrets All their friends would visit me

  • ♪ I'd trade in filthy riches Which is clean enough for me

  • Oh, if you could tell me what you want How happy we would be! ♪

  • We'd surely be the best of friends We'd never disagree

  • There couldn't be a downside Not one that I could see! ♪

  • If I could talk to money Come along, sing with me

  • - Uh, no thanks. I gotta go. - I really have to pee.

  • If I could talk to money And it could talk to me... ♪

  • We'd always be the best of friends For all eternity

  • [laughing]

  • Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star I made myself a sandwich

  • [screaming]

  • My mommy named it Fred It tastes like beans and bacon

  • And smells like it's been dead

  • Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil

  • Pointy pointy pointy, pointy Pointy point

  • This song always makes me think of you.

  • Pee-ew, what's that horrible smell? ♪

  • [screaming]

  • ♪ I have a head, that ends in a point

  • My ears!

  • Pointy pointy pointy, pointy Pointy point

  • This song is over, except for This line

  • I like it!

  • Broccoli

  • Well, it looks like Bikini Bottom is throwing a party!

  • - And you know what a party needs? - Uh bean dip?

  • Yes, that is important, but I was thinking about music! Turn it up, Patrick!

  • It tastes like beans and bacon

  • Where is that awful song coming from?

  • And smells like it's been dead

  • To the radio station!

  • [screaming]

  • Oh, Bikini Gulch was a purty place With sweet water and blue sky

  • ♪ 'Til one day a beast come a Ridin' from the east

  • By the name of ol' Dead Eye

  • That dirty, no-good Dead Eye

  • Oh, he's robbed this town, He's pulled my pants down

  • He made all the pretty girls cry

  • That no-good goon wants my saloon And the I-O-U's due tomorrow noon

  • If we don't get some help Here real soon

  • We'll lose everything we Own to Dead Eye

  • We'd stop him if we weren't Too scared to try

  • And if you think that's funny, let me tell ya sonny,

  • you won't be laughing when you see

  • Ooh!

  • His...

  • Ooh!

  • Big...

  • [gasping]

  • Red...

  • [gasping]

  • Dead Eye

  • Dead Eye

  • [gasping]

  • That's me!

  • Dead Eye Plankton!

  • - Who? - We just sang a whole song about him.

  • The sun must set

  • At the end of every day

  • And the curtain must fall

  • At the end of every play

  • And every little bubble ever blown

  • Must someday pop

  • Like presents on Christmas day

  • It doesn't seem to stay

  • Or a cheese souffle

  • It doesn't last all day

  • ♪ I will try

  • Again Try again

  • To blow a bubble To blow a bubble

  • That will last all day

  • To blow a bubble that will Last all day

  • Sing? Sing a song? A song of wanting to Move along

  • To a land where all our dreeee... ♪

  • Whoops, sorry

  • To a land where all our dreeeeeams, Can finally come true

  • ♪ A bubble I long for, that so eludes me, But soon enough I will see... ♪

  • Well that's just splendid boy! A land where it rains money

  • More than you can spend

  • With fives and tens and fifties they'll All want to be your friend

  • Ha ha ha! Such a valiant desire. Hehehe

  • The lost weapons of Atlantis The most advanced of all time

  • As soon as this dopey song is done I plan to make them mine

  • Did y'all hear something?

  • ♪ I can't hardly believe that there's A lost city where having smarts is

  • More important than being pretty

  • With all their advanced science, and My painfully enlarged mind

  • ♪ I bet we can figure out how to make Wondrous things, like melons with

  • Edible rinds

  • As a connoisseur of fine art

  • ♪ I'm proud to say I've always seen things In my own special way

  • Art-lantis with their glorious Aesthetics

  • ♪ I'll cop their style and in a while

  • My art will be prophetic

  • ♪ I'm Patrick, I'm Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick

  • And I like um, uh, I don't know what I like

  • Oh... If I'd only known when I woke up today

  • ♪ I'd stop at me tailor's along the way

  • And have ten more pockets put on Me pants

  • ♪ 'Cause I think I hear a money avalanche Yodel Ye he hoo

  • Look at all this cash Hey look at all this money

  • ♪ I hope me heart can take it

  • [beeping] Clear!

  • ♪ I'm alright sonny

  • Industrial accidents can make Quite a mess

  • Unless you fall into a money press

  • Oh make me into money mister Wonderful machine

  • ♪ I always knew that me true color Was green

  • Oh ever since I was a little kid I dreamed of such a place yes I did

  • With mountains of money And rivers of cash

  • And a pool of coins to make a splash

  • Oh, I'd open up a Krusty Krab with Patties made of money

  • They'd be delicious and expensive and Taste like golden honey

  • Money and gold And treasure untold

  • And all of it for me

  • Look out, germs! The end is near

  • Your days are numbered, 'cause Sandy's here

  • ♪ I'll get these germs, and make 'em pay

  • With some good old fashioned Kah-rah-tay! Hi-yah! ♪

  • If I borrow some elements from The periodic table

  • ♪ I can mix up a brew that is Sure to disable

  • Any virus, bug, or sniffle That steps into my path

  • And make them feel my Microscopic wrath

  • Hi-yah! ♪

  • Oh, what a beautiful sight Weapons as far as the eye can see

  • But which one will be right for me

  • How do I pick

  • Which one will do the trick

  • Which is best to guarantee Eternal rest

  • So many weapons, how do I choose

  • Look at this one, What a beautiful fuse

  • And with this one I couldn't lose

  • That one...would surely give them The blues

  • And this one here matches my shoes

  • Come on, Plankton, just pick one and Forget about your shoes

  • Eeny-meeny-miny-moe. I pick you, now let's go

  • Isn't this great Isn't this neat

  • ♪ I'm a living work of art From my head to my feet

  • From the very first drawings on Walls in caves

  • Art has been what the heart and Soul craves

  • So pick up a brush, a pencil, or pen

  • If you don't like this one paint It again

  • From now on, please call me Sir Real

  • ♪ I can wait for your impression To congeal

  • Take it from an undersea Renaissance man

  • ♪ I'd even look great on the Side of your van

  • Anyway you carve it, I am art and art is me

  • Ask your mama or your dada To tell you about the uh, schism

  • Between minimalism and cubism

  • My personality may be the cynical type

  • But I finally found something that Lives up to the hype

  • ♪ I can say honestly and with Great certainty

  • That Atlantis is where I want to spend

  • Eternity

  • All I had to do was believe!

  • [crying]

  • You got to believe It was out of sight

  • You got to believe I'm back in Encino

  • You got to believe And everything's all right

  • The sky above and Ground below

  • Are bringing me Back in Encino

  • It was lost Some time ago

  • Just glad To be back home

  • You got to believe I'm back in Encino

  • You got to believe It was out of sight

  • You got to believe I'm back in Encino

  • You got to believe And everything's all right

  • [baby crying]

  • [baby crying]

  • You got to believe I'm back in Encino

  • You got to believe It was out of sight

  • You got to believe I'm back in Encino

  • You go... ♪

  • Goodbye