because it's so easy to stalk them.

(Ella laughs) - True.

Did I do anything as a child?

That was extreme?

- I'm sure I did.

- I used to ride my bike past my crush's house all the time.

And jokingly say, "Hi, Dad," to his dad.

(Kate laugh)

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How much time do you have? (Ella laughs)

It's every crush I've ever had.

- I blame rom-coms.

You know what?

I'm just gonna put that out there.

So I'm like, you know what, I'm not being that crazy.

- Yeah. - Frickin' Jennifer Lopez

pretended to be a guest in a hotel.

- Jasmine

pretended to be a common person when she was a princess.

- So you wanna hook someone. - Yeah.

- You gotta go the extra mile. - I had (laughs)

this terrible

fully delusional

idea that if I just put myself into certain situation

and just pretended like

I didn't know he was going to be there.

(Ella laughs) Then he'd be like,

"Oh, my God.

"You're beautiful.

"I can't live another day without you."

That's so crazy.

(both laughs) That's so crazy.

- I've helped friends with crazy plans.

- Yeah. - And I'm like fully,

fully on board.

I had this one friend that had a crush

on a guy in another country.

And we

planned a trip,

a Europe trip,

so she could (bleep) the guy.

- (laughs) So, I don't know.

You guys probably haven't seen my dating show

'cause it did not get a lot of views.

- You can click there. - Here's a link.

(both laugh)

- Watch it.

- I matched with someone on Tinder, in Portland,

when I went there for my dating show.

And he didn't want to date on camera,

but we kept talking afterwards.

And

it's looking like I'm planning a little bit of a hocation.

(audience applauds)

To Portland. - Yeah, I love that.

- Get a good-- - I also--

- Weekend.

(both laugh)

- You're gonna go get it.

- Yeah.

Which is crazy, there are so many glaring things

that make me say, "Should I go on this hocation?"

But it's a weird kind of crush.

'Cause it's not gonna last.

He lives there, I live here, that's it.

- One time,

I liked this guy

and I was an acquiescence of his friend.

Not even really friends.

An acquaintance of his friend,

and I asked his friend,

"We should all go to dinner sometime."

- Yeah. - And it was like,

really obvious that I was just trying to like--

- Yeah.

- But it was so awkward because before we got to the dinner,

he sent a text message that was the acquaintance,

that was meant for the friend,

that I liked. (gasping)

- What'd he say?

- That was like, she obviously likes you, ha ha.

And I was, ah!

That was really bad. (both laugh)

- In conclusion,

I would say

take a lesson from me and do less.

(both laugh)

- I feel like it's all part of a rich fabric of life.

(Ella laughs) - Yeah, it's a part of

all these mistakes you're supposed to make,

I'm told.

- We'll see.

Catch up with us in 10 years.

- True.

I'm still gonna go on a hocation.

- Anyways, comment below.

Thank you.

Goodbye. (Kate laughs)

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