PLAY DOKI DOKI

u NEED to PlaYYY dOki Doki LiteratUUrrre

You should play doki doki literature club. Eh EH I know it looks kind of WhEEbBYy but it gets really fucked up after a while. It put me in blah blah blahh

PLAY DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB ALREADY YOU LATE SHET *sseizureee*

Felix: **seizure**SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I knew about this game way before you weebs.....uhm--fake ass something......

Christian channel. But you know what? I'm curious about this game, so I will play it!

Thank you very much, and not because you're complaining about it.

Let's play Doki Doki Literature Club.

This game is not suitable for children or those who are easily disturbed.

Oh, so it's gonna be like one of those cute games that then turn really evil.

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Doki Doki Literature Club, you agree that you are at least 13 years of age

and you consent to your exposure of highly disturbing content.

Maybe I'm being a little too skeptic here right off the bat. With the amount of praise this game is getting,

it must be good. It must be good.

The art looks great, and it's a free game, too!

Did it just s-

Did it just say "Team Santo"? "Sant"? Oh?

Oh, I was not ready for this!! :D

Oho, I am lightly bobbing my head to this.. *bobbing head and dancing to music*

You groove you lose, and I lost!

Oh!

Okay, okay..

OK! Let's begin a new let's play, it's gonna be a daily series. It's been a while

hisashiburidesu, hehe~! (Japanese for "it's been a long time")

Someone, please kill me. If anyone would like to come in and pop one in the back while I played this that would be great.

Sayori: "Hey!!"

I see an annoying girl running towards me from the distance,

waving her arms in the air like she's totally oblivious to any attention she might draw to herself.

The girl is Sayori, my neighbor and good friend since we were children. You know, the kind of friend

you'll never see yourself making today, but it just kind of works out because you've known each other for so long?

We used to walk to school together on days like this, but starting around high school

she would oversleep more and more frequently and I would get tired of waiting up.

But if she's going to chase after me like this,

I almost feel better off running away. Wow, what a dick move, people used to do that when I was a kid.

However, I just sigh and idle in front of the crosswalk and let Sayori already catch up to me.

Sayori: HAhaHhAHhah! I overslept again, but I caught you this time

I'm not keeping that voice up. Maybe, but only because I decided to stop and wait for you.

Sayori: Ehhhhhhh, you say that like you were thinking about ignoring me!

That's mean, pEwdSipIE

Well, if people stare at you for acting weird,

then I don't want them to think we're a couple or something you're not that hot I'm sorry, *Marzia is hotter than you*

Sayori.

But you did wait for me after all.

I guess you don't have it in you to be me even if you want to.

I hate this character already. Whatever you say, Sayori.

EhEHeHEEee

We cross the street together and make our way to school. As we draw near, the street become increasingly

speckled with other student making their daily commute. By the way, pewdsipie,

have you decided on a club to join yet?

A club? I told you already I'm not interested in joining any clubs

I haven't been looking either.

That's not true! you told me you would join a club this year

Did I..?

I'm sure it's possible that I did in one of our many conversations where I

dismissively go along with whatever she was going on about.

Sayori likes to worry a little too much about me when I'm perfectly content

just getting by on average while spending my free time on games and anime. What a life to live!

I was talking about how I'm worried about

Worried that you won't learn how to socialize or have any skills before college

This bitch is telling me how to socialize, excuse me. "Your happiness is really important to me y'know?"

Oh, she's way over heads to us damn, and I know you're happy now

But I'd die at the thought of you becoming a neet in a few years because you're not used to the real world

You trust me, right?

Don't make me keep waiting about you

Alright alright I'll look at a few clubs if it makes you happy no promises though

"Will you at least promise me you'll try a little?" Okay, I guess I'll try with you dad YaAY

Why do I let myself get lectured by a carefree girl more than that I'm surprised to even let myself relent to her

I guess seeing her worry so much about me makes me want to ease her mind at least a little bit

Even if she does exaggerate everything inside her head

We're in school hi everybody the school day is this ordinary as ever and it's over before I know it

But that's not how school works. Okay. It's never over before you know it

After I pack up my things I start blankly at the wall looking for an ounce of motivation clubs

Sayori wants me to check out some clubs. I guess I have no choice, but to start with the anime club

heLL0oO?!

Sayori

Sorry must have come into the classroom while I was spacing out

I look around and realize that I'm the only one left in the classroom

If Ana kid she came in out of the class name, but I figured you City history a through K me

and if me you even waive immunity Amy breathe

You don't need to wait up for me

our voices sucked up

Okay, it's going to make you late to your own Club. We say you may need to me keeps me in retaking game

You know what weird if you can Kingdom eager you say hurry?

There's no way I'm going to your club

Savories vice president of the literature club that sounds really boring

Not that I was ever aware that she had any interest in literature in fact

I'm 99% sure she only did it because she thought it would be fun to help start a new club

Since she was the first one to show interest after the one who proposed a club. She inherited the title vice president

That said my interest in literature is guaranteed to be even less

Yeah, I'm going to the anime club

Why do you care so much anyway

I

Can't do it clip yesterday. I would bring a new baby

And that's tsukimi cupcake is it everything well

She made

Yeah, you have to go now

Don't make promises you can't keep

I can't tell if C. Or E is really that much of an airhead or if she's so cunning

I start playing all this app I

Let alone say hey

Bang a set by for a cupcake okay

Let's go

And that's today marks a day I sell my soul for a cupcake what I?

DJ. Glee follow saber across the school in upstairs a section

of the school

I rarely visit being generally used for third year classes and activities, so I already full of energy swings open the classroom door

Everyone then a member is he I told you don't call me a new member. Hey, I glanced around the room

Welcome to the literary Claire - Claire Claire Claire

This is why I don't do reading games Jesus Christ, it's a pleasure meeting you

Sayuri so who is next says old

Sailor it always says nice things about you. Oh my god. What voice?

Series

Seriously you brought a boy wait. I'll get it eventually way to kill the atmosphere I

Pizza bear what a nice surprise

Welcome to the clip

All words escape me in this situation this club is full of incredibly cute girls

Wow which one is your wife

The younger sister the older sister or perhaps dead girl next door type leave a comment now

Sorry netsuke

The girl with the sour attitude whose name is apparently netsuke is

One I don't recognize her small figure makes me think she's probably a first-year. She is also the one who made cupcakes according to saiary

Already says that quietly into my ear then turns back towards the other girls

Don't say things like that it

Yuri you appears complete

Compared ibly more mature and timid seems to have a hard time keeping up with people like say you're a nut Sookie

oh, well, it's nice to meet both of you, and it seems like you already know money can say 3

That's right. It's great to see you again pizza pay oh

Wow tits out Monica smiles, sweetly

We don't know each other. Well. We rarely talk, but we were in the same class last year

Monica is that really a Japanese name. I never heard it

Monica was probably the most public or in class smart beautiful athletic

Nice rack basically completely out of my league so having her smile at me so genuinely feels a little

Get the cupcakes hey, I made them out get up

Then how about I make some tea as well

the girls have a few deaths arranged to form a table as

Sayuri mentioned, it's been widened so that there is one space next to Monica and one space next to Sayuri

Net so Ian and Yuri walk over to the corner of the room

We're not see you grabs a rap tray, and you're reopens the closet still feel like awkward. I take a seat next to Sayuri

Maybe this club isn't so bad after all netsuke proudly marches back to the table train hane

Okay, are you ready?

That's icky lift the foil of the the train to real adult dozen white

Fluffy cupcakes decorated to look like little cats. Oh my god. That is so cute

The whiskers are drawn with icing and little pieces of chocolate were used to make ears. Oh my god. That is so cute

Sachi

I had no idea you were so good at baking Natsuki. He will you know?

Just hurry. Just hurry up and take what I mean. Oh fine Sayuri grabs one first then Monica I follow

Sayuri walk talks with her mouth full and has already managed to get icing on her face I

Turned the cupcake around in my fingers looking for the best angle to take a back

Netsuke is quiet

I can't help but notice her sneaking glances in my direction if she is she waiting for me to take a bite

I finally buy damn

The icing is sweet and full of flavor. I wondered if she made it herself

This is really good

Thank You netsuke

Why do you think me? It's not like hey haven't I heard this somewhere before?

Made them for you or anything oh

hey, I