A to the O here

and today we're gonna switch things up a bit. (laughs)

- (laughs) Nice, never heard that one before.

- What's goin' on here, Orange?

Can't be making a video right now,

you have a whole list of chores to do.

- Chores?

More like snores, am I right? (laughs)

Here we go, ignoring Pear!

Nintendo Switch Challenge time!

Even though Little Apple isn't here,

I say we do some mini games! (laughs)

Ooh, I love this one!

It's where you get to milk a cow!

- Orange, you realize that milking the cow

is literally on your list of chores to do, right?

- I can't see the screen, Pear.

Move your butt! (laughs)

- Honestly, if you just put the same effort

into milking the real cow outside, you'd be done by now.

- [Orange] Eh, I'll give it a try some udder time. (laughs)

- (groans)

- Okay, that was fun!

What mini game do we got next?

Ooh, gotta put the baby to sleep!

- Seriously?

This one's on your list of chores too.

- Hey, gimme back my controller!

- No!

- Why not?

- Because, didn't you hear?

This mini game has a special controller!

- Ooh, let me see!

- I'll be right back!

Here you go!

- Oh, looks a lot like Baby Carrot.

Kudos for realism, Nintendo!

Huh, look at that, I'm winning!

- You sure are, Orange!

Now excuse me,

I'm just gonna borrow this for a second.

Hey, Switch.

- What's up, Pear?

You still mad about that time I swindled you out of 20 bucks

and then told everyone at school that you had fleas?

- I'm over it!

Besides, I'm not here about that.

- Oh, you wanna talk about that time

I swindled you for 20 bucks

and told everyone at school you were bald? (laughs)

- Dude, I am bald!

(groans) Never mind.

Listen, what do you think

about improvising some new mini games?

Say, from this list?

- I could do that!

If you make it worth my while.

- (groans) Here, just remember,

only things that are on the list, got it?

- Okay, okay, just get out of here before you give me fleas,

got it?

- I do not have fleas!

- Pear, I think I won!

My controller fell asleep and everything!

- Way to go dude!

Let's play another!

- Woo hoo, okay.

(Baby Carrot crashes)

Do the Dishes, sounds fun!

- Agreed, they have special controllers

for this one too!

- Whoa, this is so life-like!

It's like I'm actually there!

- What do you want to play next?

- Make the Bed!

Yes, another high score!

Aw man, I'm so good at these mini games!

- Wanna play Wash the Car?

- Way ahead of you!

Ooh, and I get a bonus if I water the flowers

while I'm at it!

- Well I'm glad you're having fun!

- How could I not be?

Nintendo really outdid themselves this time!

- What do you want to play next?

Walk the Dog?

Maybe Mow the grass?

- Hmm, those do sound really fun,

but I think I'm gonna go with this new one,

Give Nintendo Switch a Massage!

- What?

- Oh, yeah, a little higher.

There you go.

- Excuse me, switch?

Can I speak with you privately for a moment?

- Not now, Pear!

I just started another mini game!

It's called Pay Nintendo Switch 20 Dollars.

- Oh yeah, now we're having fun.

- Okay, enough!

I want my money back.

You broke our agreement!

- I don't think so, pal.

The price just went up,

and I suggest you watch your tone with me.

- Yeah, and why's that?

- Uh, a new mini game!

- This one's called Whack Pear with a Fly Swatter!

- What the, ow, ow!

- (mumbles) Hold still!

I'm trying to go for the high score!

- New game!

Do a new game!

- Sure thing!

Ooh, there's a Juggle Fiery Torches!

- No!

- Ah, but you get extra points for height!

- I said no, Orange!

- Okay okay.

No need to be such a hothead about it! (laughs)

- There's Kazoo Loudly next to Pear's Head!

- No!

- There's Blow up the Kitchen with TNT!

- No, Fine, here, take it all.

It's everything I have!

- This'll do nicely. (laughs)

- Hey! Look at that.

There's a new one called Quietly Read a Book.

- Yes, yes, thank you!

Do that one.

- Woo hoo!

Video games sure are awesome, aren't they?

- (groans) agreed.

This is nice.

What'cha reading there, Orange?

- "Catching Fire".

- Nice, I love "The Hunger Games".

- No, "Catching Fire"!

- Huh?

(record scratch)

(Orange and Pear screaming) (glass shattering)

(upbeat music)