Hey, what's up? Baby girl.

Hi.

What's up? End of the line, please.

Really? Yeah.

Oh, come on.

Look, we're at capacity, okay?

We'll let some people in when it clears out a little.

You'll get right in if you go back to the end of the line.

We come here all the time. It's not a big deal.

lt doesn't really look that crowded in there.

Hey, look. l don't make the rules.

Please?

No.

Hey, what's up, shorty? What's up, pretty girls?

See y'all when y'all get out.

Watch yourself.

What was that?

What the fuck was that? It is what it is, sweetie.

Now can you step to the back, please?

You don't need to call me sweetie. Maybe we should just go.

Maybe you should listen to your friend.

No, you don't need to call me sweetie.

All right, you want to come in, you're gonna have to go

to the end of the line and wait like everybody else.

l'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line.

Who the fuck are you?

l have iust as much of a right to be here

as any of these little skanky girls!

What, am l not skanky enough for you?

You want me to hike up my fucking skirt?

What the fuck is your problem? l'm not going anywhere!

You're iust some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard!

And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what?

You may have power now, but you're not God!

You're a doorman! Okay?

You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman!

So, fuck you, you fucking fag

with your fucking little faggy gloves.

(WHISPERING) l know.

You're right. l'm so sorry.

l fucking hate this job.

l don't want to be the one to pass judgment and decide who gets in.

This shit makes me sick to my stomach.

l get the runs from the stress.

lt's not 'cause you're not hot. l would love to tap that ass.

l would tear that ass up.

l can't let you in 'cause you're old as fuck, for this club,

not, you know, for the Earth.

What?

You old. She pregnant.

Can't have a bunch of old, pregnant bitches running around.

That's crazy.

l'm only allowed to let in 5O_ black people. He said that. 5O_.

That mean if there's 25 people here,

l get to let in one-and-a-quarter black people.

So l got to hope there's a black midget in the crowd.

Now l feel guilty. l'm sorry.

Why y'all wanna be in here anyway?

Y'all need to be at a yoga class or something.

What the fuck is she doing at the club?

That's not even good parenting right there.

Your old ass should know better than that.

Oh, God.