Name: Top 7 Squidward Alter-Egos! ?♂️ SpongeBob SquarePants
Uploaded: 2020-08-06T19:30:14.000Z
Duration: 7 min 5 s
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Welcome to the hall of Squidward's Alter Egos.

Where we celebrate every quirky character of our favorite cephalopod.

It's me, Squidward. I'm looking for SpongeBob.

SpongeBob, you're back to your square shape!

Wow! I guess Squidward's normal look scared me back to my original form.

- Thanks Buddy. You saved my life. - Wonderful weather we're having, hmm?

Ahem! Why do you stop playing, Wolfgang Amadeus Tentacles?

Hey! I have not instructed you to stop! Now play!

Do tell me the one about the man from Peru again.

Being evil. Isn't that what you wanted? Aren't you scared? Boo-hoo?

Eh, okay, Squidward. Playtime's over. This is getting a little intense here.

Too long have I suffered living between you two ninnies! But now, now as

Doctor Negative, I shall finally exact my exquisite revenge!

See? I just knew he'd make a terrific bad guy. He is really committing.

Oh no, he's expecting a big family that speaks German!

Ach! Guten Morgen! Mein Name ist SpongeBob!

Uh, please, vould you speaken-zee English, I need za bractize!

Huh? Oh, yeah, I mean, sure, good morning! My name is SpongeBob, what is your name?

Well, hello, Gerhard, I used to live here. Just stopped by to visit my old home.

Ach, meine Neptune, uh, now is nein such a good time mit the wife and zuch!

She's shy... well, I must be going! Mein wifen calling me for zupper!

Why not stop playing it if it hurts so bad?

I prefer "King of Sports," but you can never tell what will catch on

You're making up a game where SpongeBob and Patrick hurt themselves,

I'm just giving the people what they want.

That's pretty low, Squidward, even for you. I'm putting a stop to this.

Come on, SpongeBob. Take the door and smash my face back!

I can't! It was one thing doing it by accident, but I can't hurt you on purpose.

You better hurt me or I'm really gonna hurt you!

Now don't hold back, SpongeBob. Just really let me have it.

Just remember, Squidward, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you.

Hang on, you're starting to look like your old self again.

It's still not working. Maybe I'm not doing it hard enough.

Eeee! Squidward, you're even more handsome now!

These costumes belonged to the original International Justice League

Wow! The I.J.L.S.A. were the most heroic heroes ever!

Once you put on these costumes, their fantastic powers will become yours!

Wow! I didn't think super powers worked that way.

Why else would we run around in colored undies?

The Quickster…with the uncanny ability to run really…quick!

Want to see me run to that mountain and back? You want to see me do it again?

Captain Magma...get him angry and he's bound to erupt!

The Elastic Waistband...able to stretch his body into fantastic shapes and forms!

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Top 7 Squidward Alter-Egos! ?‍♂️ SpongeBob SquarePants

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