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  • Holy halibut! It's the chief.

  • Thank you for the introduction, Quickster, but we all know who I am.

  • More to the point,

  • we've got news on the whereabouts of evil.

  • The whoseabouts of what?

  • [moaning]

  • [laughing]

  • By the powers of naughtiness,

  • I command this particular drop of hot sauce

  • to be really, really hot.

  • Old people are the greatest!

  • They're full of wisdom and experience.

  • [giggling]

  • [laughing]

  • - Ready? - Ready.

  • Geronimo!

  • [cheering]

  • This is more fun than double overtime at the Krusty Krab!

  • And all that running is good for your buns and thighs, right?

  • Ya, buns and thighs.

  • Wake up, slowpoke.

  • We're going fly fishing.

  • Whoa! Hi.

  • I'm Patchy the Pirate,

  • president of the SpongeBob Squarepants fan club!

  • Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

  • Merry Christmas!

  • Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

  • I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages.

  • [laughing]

  • Well, well, what is this?

  • Ah, the artist at sea.

  • Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle.

  • Oh, it seems as if inspiration has struck.

  • [laughing]

  • My pencil...

  • The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea:

  • always bring a spare pencil.

  • No!

  • We rejoin the artist in a creative slump.

  • Huh? What's this?

  • My pencil!

  • [laughing]

  • The second most important rule for the artist at sea:

  • always bring a pencil sharpener.

  • No!

  • Caricatures.

  • Imported music.

  • [music playing]

  • Teatime Theater presentation of Night of the Robot.

  • [screaming]

  • Hurry, Gary! The scary robot movie is on.

  • This here is Minnie Mermaid.

  • Minnie is cooling off on account she's been dancing her scales off.

  • Isn't that right, Minnie? Taking a little breaky-poo?

  • No, Patchy. Actually, I'm in here because if I wasn't, I would die.

  • [laughing]

  • That's the spirit!

  • [laughing]

  • Let's see... Who else haven't you met? Hi!

  • That's Long Beard the Pirate.

  • Hey there, Long Beard. Long time no see.

  • Who dares to interrupt Neptune?

  • Sorry about that, Neppy... That's Neptune.

  • He's king of the sea.

  • You kids having fun?

  • [laughing]

  • [music playing]

  • [screaming]

  • Pauli, I guess I really misjudged you.

  • Oh, what the--

  • [drumming]

  • When world's collide

  • Pretty sweet, eh?

  • I lost the remote. They should make those things--

  • [moaning]

  • [squawking]

  • Ah... my remote!

  • Thanks, stranger!

  • Don't mention it, Patchy!

  • Hey kids, say hello to my boss, Mr. Pirateson.

  • Gar!

  • One order of scurvy fries, one large bilge water.

  • Ar! Ar!

  • - Diet bilge water. - Ar!

  • I'll get right on it, sir.

  • Ah!

  • Oh, Patrick! How do you feel?

  • Like one of those hip young old folks from a soda commercial.

  • It's radical!

  • Radical!

  • Drink it!

  • [phone ringing]

  • Hello? French Narrator speaking.

  • Hey Frenchie, it's me Sandy.

  • Ah, Sandy Cheeks. How is it hanging?

  • Oh, I'm not hanging too good, Frenchie.

  • - You see there's this-- - Don't say another word.

  • I have been monitoring the behavior of the green moon all day.

  • It is called Neptune's Moon.

  • Every 100 years, it de-evolves everyone in Bikini Bottom

  • - into primal fish for two hours. - Two hours?

  • Until it falls into another volcano and is extinguished.

  • I built it to explore the universe.

  • Also for quick trips to Texas to pick up some of my favorite barbeque nuts.

  • - Yoink! - Oh!

  • Dang nabbit! That ding dang nut stealin' arm is back again!

  • [screaming]

  • Don't you have somewhere else to be a nit wit?

  • Not until four.

  • [laughing]

  • - Jim Bob! - Hey.

  • Got a restaurant full of hungry customers out there.

  • Where are their burgers?

  • Mr. Slabs, you know I can't serve a Krabby Patty until it's cooked just...

  • right!

  • Where's the meat? Dang nabbit! That's it!

  • I'm taking my business elsewhere!

  • You're not going anywhere, sister. Sit down!

  • And everybody freeze! This is a robbery.

  • Wow, it's a submarine.

  • That's amazing!

  • - Ow, ow, ow! - Excuse me!

  • Hey! You ran over my foot!

  • I don't think so...

  • I've had it with the beach!

  • I'm going to live in a volcano, where it's safe.

  • [groaning]

Holy halibut! It's the chief.

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