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  • Ahh!

  • [screaming]

  • Gary, I'm fine!

  • [squeaking]

  • You'll see.

  • [moaning]

  • That's okay. I'm a leftie anyway.

  • [moaning]

  • Ah! Now I don't have to buy those new shoes.

  • [moaning]

  • Ahh! I take it back Gary! Something is wrong with me! Ow!

  • [screaming]

  • [screeching tires]

  • Hey, a splinter.

  • Problem sol...

  • Hey, hey, Kevin! She's here!

  • Look! Look, she's here! She's here! She's here, Kevin! She...

  • [gasping]

  • [screaming]

  • What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?

  • I'm dirty.

  • I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.

  • I'd say I'm Dirty Dan. I'm Dirty Dan.

  • - I'm Dirty Dan! Ow! - I'm Dirty Dan!

  • [screaming]

  • Screaming will get you nowh...

  • [growling]

  • Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?!

  • Uh...I am?

  • [screaming]

  • Patrick!

  • He is the new royal fry cook and you...

  • Silence!

  • Is it hot in here or what?

  • [gasping]

  • Patrick! You hurt my friend!

  • You shall be tested with a challenge!

  • Bring it on! SpongeBob can handle any... Ouch.

  • There will be two challenges.

  • Only two? What are two challenges to someone like SpongeBob?

  • Three challenges!

  • Three?

  • [laughing]

  • Three challenges are nothing. Might as well be 500 challenges!

  • Enough!!

  • He'll settle for one.

  • Freedom! Freedom!

  • You'll never catch me!

  • [laughing]

  • What?

  • Blasted exercise craze.

  • [screaming]

  • Oh, Mr. Krabs. I'll listen. I promise. Whoa. Whoa!

  • Please save me, Mr. Krabs.

  • [crying]

  • I promise I'll be good.

  • Whew.

  • [grunting]

  • Ooh, look!

  • [laughing]

  • It's SpongeBob NudeyPants.

  • [screaming]

  • [laughing]

  • Well, that was more of SpongeBob than I needed to see.

  • Oh! My one moment of famegone!

  • There's got to be some way to reverse this!

  • No! Squidward, that's a very sensitive device!

  • Squidward, I wouldn't…

  • So, what seems to be the problem, Mr. Tentacles?

  • It all startedwhen I was born.

  • An award!

  • I never got an award before!

  • Eee!

  • Look, rock! I got an award!

  • Jellyfish, I got an award!

  • [humming]

  • Gotcha. Now just one quick flick of the wrist and-

  • Ow! Oh.

  • If you had to choose between SpongeBob and all the money I have in my pocket

  • Which would you take?

  • That depends. How much money we talkin' about?

  • - Mr. Krabs! - Sixty-two cents!

  • - I'd take the money. - Mr. Krabs!

  • Here ya go Krabs, sixty-two cents!

  • Next stopDavey Jones' locker!

  • [screaming]

  • Mmm, jelly.

  • Ah, my jellyfish brethren are returning.

  • Greetings, comrades!

  • [screaming]

  • Ow, ooh. Ow, ow, ow, ow!

  • Be the net!

  • Yeah! You're feeling it, Squid!

  • That's it, all the way! Take 'em all the way!

  • The last 6 miles, make the Squid! Go, go, go!

  • It's in the bag!

  • This is really your best day ever, isn't it?

  • Ooh.

Ahh!

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