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  • - Hey, everyone.

  • Sorry, I had to do this,

  • but for safety's sake,

  • I'm not giving Orange any of your questions

  • until he extinguishes every stick of TNT in this kitchen.

  • - Ah, come on!

  • This is fan mail blackmail (laughs).

  • - Sorry, put 'em out dude.

  • All of them.

  • - Okay, I did what you asked.

  • I hope it's esnuff (laughs).

  • - Good.

  • Here are the questions.

  • I hope you have a fun, safe episode today.

  • - Give orange the Uno reverse card.

  • - The what?

  • - Uno reverse card at your service.

  • - Wait, no.

  • No, does this mean that TNT

  • is magically gonna get lit again?

  • - Relax, Pear.

  • That's not how Uno reverse cards work.

  • We're not magic.

  • - Oh, phew!

  • - But unfortunately for you, we are pyros!

  • What, what!

  • - No!

  • - (laughs) Now that's what I call a wild card (laughs)!

  • (glass breaking)

  • - It's time for Ask Orange!

  • (crowd cheering)

  • - Hey Orange, I have a joke about the roof,

  • but it might be a little over your head.

  • - (laughs) Now I know how Little Apple feels.

  • - I heard that!

  • - Hey Orange, what happened to your air horn?

  • - Some guy at a Lord of the Rings convention

  • threw it off the roof.

  • Long story short,

  • Aragorn sent my air horn airborne (laughs).

  • - Hey Orange, it looks like Passion

  • is in love with somebody.

  • Go as a spy and find out who it is.

  • - (gasps) What?

  • (record scratching)

  • We gotta figure out who it is.

  • Not that I care anything, but um, okay, let's go!

  • (spy music)

  • - Great news!

  • I looked everywhere and found nothing except mirrors.

  • Hey, wait a minute.

  • - Who's your favorite wrestler?

  • - Great question, Like most foods in the kitchen,

  • I follow W-W-Eat closely.

  • My favorite food wrestlers are Flan Cena,

  • Hulk Hoagie, Stone Cold Cut Austin, the Underbaker,

  • and Nacho Man Randy Sandwich (laughs).

  • - Can I axe a question to Donut?

  • - Well, it's about time!

  • 10 years and not once has anybody

  • asked Donut a single--

  • (Donut screaming) (thud)

  • - Hey Orange, what's your favorite color other than orange.

  • - Oh, I like a bunch of colors that aren't orange.

  • Butterscotch, pumpkin, apricot, persimmon.

  • - Um, all of these seem awfully similar to orange, dude.

  • - What?

  • No way.

  • They're super different.

  • - Sure they are.

  • I bet you also like marigold?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Coral?

  • - Who doesn't?

  • - Tangerine?

  • - No!

  • (record scratching)

  • I do not like tangerine!

  • I don't like tangerine whatsoever!

  • - Okay, yeah, got it.

  • - Orange.

  • - Tangerine.

  • - Okay then.

  • - I love Little Apple, Pear, Orange,

  • and Grandpa Lemon so much that I could cuddle them.

  • - This is nice.

  • - Couldn't agree more.

  • - Once again, I was not invited.

  • - Look out It's a LegenDAIRY cow!

  • - Hey, you look pretty normal.

  • What makes you so legen-dairy?

  • - Me?

  • Why, I was the first cow on the moon.

  • (laughs)

  • - Seriously though, I did do it and it was really dangerous.

  • - Oh.

  • Sorry I laughed, I thought you were making a joke.

  • - I don't make jokes.

  • I'm completely steer-ious.

  • (both laugh)

  • - Why did they call it the dark ages?

  • - I don't know, why?

  • - Because there's so many knights.

  • (laughs)

  • You know which knight

  • invented the round table, don't ya?

  • Sir-cumference!

  • (laughs) Math jokes.

  • - Hey orange, say, "Hi Ethan."

  • - Hi, Ethan!

  • - Say, "Hi Maddie."

  • - Hi, Maddie.

  • - Hey Orange, what games do you get addicted on?

  • - Skewers.

  • Skewers is the best game in the whole world.

  • - Orange, you have whinge!

  • - I think that was a typo.

  • You meant wings, right?

  • - Unfortunately, it's not a typo, dude.

  • (record stractching) You have whinge.

  • Part wings, part cringe.

  • - Huh?

  • - Hey, lets go fly to a birthday party

  • we weren't invited to.

  • - Um, no thanks.

  • - Cool if we stop on the way so I can grab my JNCO jeans?

  • - Only if you let me call my ex for the fifth time today,

  • begging to take me back.

  • - Ah!

  • Help!

  • Help me!

  • I didn't even get to light my TNT!

  • - Well, at least one good thing came of all this.

  • - Oh, I think you meant to say,

  • "Uno good thing came out of this."

  • No! - No!

  • (glass breaking)

  • (jaunty music)

- Hey, everyone.

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Annoying Orange - Ask Orange #63: AXE Orange!

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    Summer posted on 2020/07/30
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