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  • l don't want to send you running for the hills or anything, but...

  • l really feel like if we decide to do this again, then...

  • maybe we should hold off on the physical part for a while.

  • That is a fantastic idea.

  • Why didn't l think of that?

  • Really? Totally.

  • No sex? No. Why do that?

  • Because here's the thing.

  • From personal experience...

  • l found that sex can really complicate things.

  • And what we should be doing right now is getting to know each other.

  • Yeah.

  • Well, l never thought you'd go for it.

  • l'm going for it.

  • Well, that iust is a great, great notion.

  • Are you serious?

  • Look at my face. Look at how serious l am.

  • Can you see my nostrils?

  • Yes. That's serious.

  • That's more angry.

  • Yeah, you know what, most guys would be saying:

  • ''Yeah,'' right now, but, like, by the third date, it would be:

  • ''Hey, baby, l really need to physically express how l feel''...

  • and all that stuff. Well, hey, baby...

  • you know, three dates.... Make it 10, 10 dates.

  • How about 15?

  • Fifteen. Screw your 15. 20 dates.

  • Okay, 20 dates. Twenty dates.

  • Okay. This is genius.

  • lt's gonna hurt.

  • Not as much as you think.

  • We can really get to know each other this way.

  • Yeah.

  • This is one, right? No, next one.

  • [door opening]

  • [clearing throat]

  • ls it safe to come in, or are you guys doing it?

  • Honey, it's safe.

  • Great.

  • (Trish) Well, good timing.

  • Yeah. (Trish) You remember Marla.

  • Hi, we met. And this is my little bunny rabbit.

  • Julia. Hey.

  • This is Andy. Julia, how you doing?

  • You know what, do you by any chance like magic?

  • Yeah. l thought that you might.

  • Because l noticed on the way in...

  • that you had something shiny behind your ear.

  • Marla, did you see that? Something behind her ear?

  • You think you do? Could l check?

  • Do you mind if l check behind your ear?

  • Big money!

  • [exclaiming]

  • That's amazing. Wow, it is amazing.

  • There's something else, too, behind your ear, l think.

  • No, actually it's not behind your ear. l think it is your ear.

  • Rip!

  • lt is your ear. There is your ear.

  • l ripped it off.

  • Gross! Yeah, that's....

  • All right. Wait. Okay, but that means that you...

  • walk around with a rubber ear in your pocket all day?

  • Yeah, like half the time.

  • You know, l can come to your high school...

  • and do it for your friends if you want.

  • You know what, l should head out.

  • Really? Yeah.

  • l have to give you a ride home.

  • Right. Yes, you do.

  • Yeah, 'cause you don't have a car or anything, right?

  • Right, l don't have a car.

  • J 'Cause he doesn't have a car and he does magic.

  • Awesome.

l don't want to send you running for the hills or anything, but...

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