Name: A Closer Look
Uploaded: 2020-07-18T11:59:54.000Z
Duration: 13 min 21 s
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to the captain's quarters on the S.S. Pandemic.

As we've established, I found my way here via a portal

that connects my attic door to my in-laws' fireplace,

"What's happening in the attic now that you're gone?"

Well, according to my dear friend and attic sitter,

have taken over the cameras and are filming

But apparently they spend the whole time complaining

about this one moth who's king of the insects.

the president shook up his flailing campaign

as the coronavirus outbreak spirals further out of control.

And now, he's honing in on two key reelection strategies --

For more on this, it's time for "A Closer Look."

Given that the country is currently on fire

after a once-in-a-century cataclysm inflamed

by the president's cruelty and incompetence,

coming up with a solid re-election message.

It's not a great sign when your own campaign manager

is advertising face masks with your name on them.

Each breath you take could be the one that kills you!

Which is why he called a fake press conference on Tuesday

to spin his wheels and try out yet another

the Democrats want to abolish everything.

They're going to abolish immigration enforcement.

They want to abolish our police departments.

They want to abolish our prisons, I guess.

You're going to abolish the suburbs with this.

-First of all, most of that sounds awesome.

All you're doing is listing a bunch of things people hate

and claiming the Democrats will get rid of them.

"Democrats want to abolish telemarketers, the DMV,

gate-crashing at the airport, and in-laws."

And of course, I would never abolish in-laws.

If someone else owned this house, they'd probably want me

to cease taping a television show immediately.

that he's just making stuff up when he says,

He sounds like your dad describing a movie he saw on TNT

It was just a disagreement as to who was captain."

-Third, when Trump said Democrats want to abolish

the suburbs, he was talking about a program

implemented by the Obama administration to desegregate

the suburbs by enforcing the Fair Housing Act of 1968,

So not only was Trump's lie racist, it was absurd.

He makes it sound like Democrats are trying to ban

But we're not gonna let that happen, folks."

Without suburbs, who will borrow our pruning shears

Where will our adorable space aliens land

Where will our fathers painstakingly restore

classic cars in a vein and desperate attempt

This is all Trump has left, racist grievance politics.

and put tens of millions out of work, the president

Well, at least he didn't have to clear anything off his desk

He looks like a divorcée trying to prove he's fine

by posting on Facebook, "About to make dinner.

So sorry, Leslie, I guess I can do this by myself."

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