Name: Mike Vecchione Stand-Up
Uploaded: 2020-07-03T17:35:04.000Z
Duration: 5 min 12 s
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so I'll tell you what it's like to be in your 40s.

my body feels about the same the next day.

My father gave me some very bad advice growing up,

but it's gonna sound like good advice when I say it.

But now that I'm in my 40s, I know it's bad.

He said, "You can't go wrong if you always give 100%."

So what I do now is, when I walk into a situation,

Tonight, they were like, "Mike, this crowd deserves 100%."

There's a lot of lies floating around out there about marriage.

The marriages that last are a combination

Boring and crazy is the only combination that seems to work.

They'll cheat on each other. Not enough excitement.

Two crazies don't work 'cause that's the show "Cops."

And when I break up with a woman, never pleasant.

and she will not cause a scene. [ Laughter ]

The women of today will yell at you right in a restaurant.

it just seems like she's working at the restaurant.

And one of the benefits of doing hot yoga in New York

is that you get to carry a small mat around the city with you.

And I like that, 'cause my friends are dumb.

in tiny wrestling matches all over town."

I start a confrontation. I roll out the mat.

I wave on the challenge. I'm like, "Bring it, dawg!

Let's solve it in this 2 by 1 by 2 by 1-inch space

that I carry around with me for aggressive reasons."

"Mike, why don't you just go to regular yoga?"

I like hot yoga because you're sweating so much,

It's supposed to be 90 minutes, 105 degrees,

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