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  • [ Cheers and applause ] -Let's do this.

  • -You're getting woke.

  • ♪♪

  • -Hey, I'm here with the one and only Nicki Minaj,

  • and we are going on a dinner date to Red Lobster.

  • -Yeah. -I'm very excited for this.

  • I've never, ever been to Red Lobster ever.

  • I don't know why. Our paths never crossed.

  • You've been there. You actually --

  • You worked there at one point?

  • -I have worked at a couple different Red Lobsters,

  • and I've gotten fired from all three or four of them.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Well, I'm sorry to bring that up,

  • but we're gonna have fun tonight!

  • -Yay!

  • ♪♪

  • Oh, hello!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Oh, this is really good.

  • -All right, one of these.

  • ♪♪

  • First things first, we need a drink, right?

  • -Yes. -What was your drink --

  • Well, you didn't drink while you were on the job,

  • but what was your favorite drink that you served?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -I always liked this thing called Red Passion Colada.

  • But they don't have red Alizé anymore.

  • Therefore, I cannot get it.

  • The other good thing is a Lobsterita.

  • -Lobsteritas?

  • ♪♪

  • -Here we go, guys. Lobsteritas, frozen strawberry.

  • You got it, Nicki? -Thank you. Yes.

  • -Awesome. -Thank you so much!

  • -Are you joking me? -I am not joking.

  • -No, you're absolutely joking me.

  • -There you are, Jimmy. -Oh, my God. Thank you.

  • -Enjoy. -It is so good.

  • You paying? -I'm definitely getting an Uber.

  • I know that. -But are you paying?

  • -Yeah, of course. -Okay. Thank you.

  • -Please, this is -- -I ain't got no money

  • to spending all this money at no Red Lobster, child.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • ♪♪

  • Let's act like we're on a blind date.

  • -This is great.

  • -How do you like your Lobsterita?

  • -I'm really having a good time tonight.

  • -Thanks.

  • -I like the Lobsterita, but I like the view even more.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Of me? -No, yeah.

  • We're pretending we're on a blind date.

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • -I haven't dated in a long time. [ Laughs ]

  • Can I have more of that?

  • ♪♪

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -I have some biscuits for you.

  • Enjoy. Those are our Cheddar Bay Biscuits.

  • They're delicious.

  • -Let me talk about this, because I worked at Red Lobster,

  • and I know everything about every food here.

  • So this is handmade

  • by a bunch of African people in the back.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • This is a Cheddar Bay Biscuit toast.

  • You got to go like this, 1, 2, 3, pssh!

  • [ Indistinct conversations, silverware clinking ]

  • -This is absolutely fantastic. -Told you!

  • -Then you can go like this, too.

  • 1, 2, 3, and then in your mouth.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Mmm. -That's a good biscuit.

  • -Okay. But my pet peeve is when people ask for extra biscuits.

  • Please do not ask for more biscuits,

  • 'cause I will slap you.

  • -Can we have more biscuits?

  • 'Cause that is what I really want.

  • ♪♪

  • I love it. D-Lob. That's what I call it.

  • -D-Lob? -Yeah.

  • If you're been here enough, you call it D-Lob,

  • and then, dude -- And then S-Fish, live.

  • They want you to live. -[ Laughs ]

  • -So I love it. I get it. Look at this.

  • Are you kidding me? Hey, wait a sec.

  • A-hole fish?

  • Oh, a whole fish.

  • -How are we doing? Are we ready to order?

  • -Two ultimate feasts, and there's other things.

  • -And I want to add Cajun chicken pasta to mine.

  • -Okay. Awesome.

  • -She's gonna add just some stuff.

  • ♪♪

  • -Oh, my God. This is a lot of food.

  • -What do we do first? -I like fried shrimp,

  • so we can do the toast and dump it in your tartar sauce

  • like we did the other thing.

  • So you go, 1, 2, 3, dip.

  • -Uh-huh.

  • -What the hell are you doing?!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Ooh. [ Coughs ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • You saved my life. You saved my life today.

  • ♪♪

  • -Now, I'm gonna show you how to crack this, okay?

  • -Yep. -You just go like this.

  • Well, let's start with the legs, maybe.

  • And you go like this. And you squeeze...

  • Oh, God. Um...

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Wow. I can't believe you got fired.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -But see, that's why I like the ultimate feast,

  • 'cause it's already done for you.

  • -Oh, that's right. You go ultimate feast...

  • -Yeah. -...then you can just...

  • Ah, and splitskis? -Yes. Sure.

  • -Come on. Cheers.

  • -Mmm. So good.

  • -I mean... -So good.

  • Aren't you happy you came here for the first time in your life?

  • -Can we have more biscuits?

  • Ah, man.

  • ♪♪

  • So, tell me why you got fired from Red Lobster.

  • -I walked up to this lady.

  • Her and her boyfriend had walked out of the restaurant

  • and they took my pen and they didn't tip me.

  • I walked to the car, I banged on the car window,

  • and I said, "Give me my pen!"

  • -So far, it sounds like that's not a big deal.

  • -I started going like this...

  • [ Laughter ] -Yeah, you're number one.

  • -You're number one. You're number one, as well.

  • -And my manager fired me on the spot.

  • -Tell the manager, "Hey,

  • I was trying to get restaurant property back

  • 'cause they stole your pen."

  • ♪♪

  • Oh, you know what we should do?

  • Do you want to do, like, "Lady and the Tramp"-style?

  • -No. -Okay.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Now, I know you got fired from Red Lobster,

  • and I think right now it's time for a little redemption,

  • a little Red Lobster redemption. -Okay.

  • -Upstairs, there's people waiting for food.

  • They have no idea that we're here.

  • Let's go serve some food to these great people here.

  • -Oh, my God. Are you serious?

  • -Let's get the uniforms. -Yes.

  • ♪♪

  • -Oh, my God.

  • -Is everybody enjoying their food?

  • -Yeah. -Yeah.

  • -This reminds me of when I was in college

  • 'cause I had muscles and I also had crabs once.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Oh, my God. -Uh, here we go.

  • Hi, guys! -My name is Nicki.

  • I'm your server for the day. Nice to meet you.

  • -Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

  • -We're from Trinidad. -Trinidad!

  • [ All cheering ]

  • -Trinidad! -My country!

  • My country is in the building!

  • -I brought you a special drink. It's a little rum and Coke.

  • Let me take a taste test just for a second.

  • -Whoa. What now? [ Laughter ]

  • -Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, you guys.

  • -Can we get one more rum and Coke, please?

  • Thank you very much.

  • -Oh, my God. Don't eat people's biscuits!

  • What is wrong with -- I'm so sorry, you guys.

  • -That's okay. It's okay. -All yours. All yours.

  • -So, can I get you guys anything?

  • -Are you eating your biscuit with a fork and knife?

  • -Yeah, I don't want my hands to get dirty.

  • -Get -- Get out of Red Lobster. -Oh, my God. You cannot do this.

  • This is too classy for Red Lobster.

  • -Get out of Red Lobster.

  • All right, Nicki, you've proven yourself.

  • You redeemed yourself.

  • We've talked to everyone here at Red Lobster,

  • and we have something special for you --

  • The first and only black card.

  • You get free Cheddar Bay Biscuits for life.

  • -Oh, my God. This is the nicest thing anyone's ever given me.

  • -No, no, no. -Thank you.

  • -I also tracked the people down

  • and I got your pen back. [ Laughter ]

  • Redemption. -You're amazing.

  • -You've been redeemed. I love you.

  • -I love you. Mwah! Thank you so much!

  • [ Laughs ] -Oh, so much!

  • She's getting choked up! Oh, my God!

  • Oh, let's get the basket of biscuits.

  • Oh, it's a basket of biscuits. -What are you guys, insane?

  • What the hell is this, y'all? -We love you, Red Lobster.

  • Let's get in the limo. Let's go. -Oh, my God.

  • -Let's go. We gotta go. We gotta go.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ] -Let's do this.

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