Name: Ian Lara Stand-Up
Uploaded: 2020-07-03T09:20:24.000Z
Duration: 5 min 43 s
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My family thinks right now is the perfect time

'Cause I come from a very traditional family.

They just celebrated 59 years of being together.

...they're thinking about getting married.

My grandmother might be the one. You know?

When you 29, no kids, and you come from a Hispanic family,

your family's gonna want to talk about it.

But sometimes, I don't like talking to them,

'cause I feel they haven't updated their dating mentality.

Like, the other day, my uncle came up to me to give me advice.

He was like, "Listen, the first thing you need

they just want to hang out with guys with money."

I was like, "Wow. How could you say that about women?

We all want to hang out with guys with money.

And I was trying to explain modern dating to my mom.

You ever tried to explain how modern dating works

they don't even understand how it's supposed to go.

why you can't just go out and meet somebody.

"I can't just walk around meeting people."

I don't know if we're ready to admit this,

is the appropriate way to meet another human being.

that tells me he met his girlfriend in person,

I always think the guy's kind of a pervert.

"I don't know who raised you, but we don't speak to women.

You find them on Instagram and send them a message

I think in a couple years, we're gonna see that

on an episode of "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit."

saying, "Good morning," and walking away.

"We gotta get this pervert off the streets."

it's one of my biggest fears. I worry that millennials,

we never gonna have that long-lasting love

that our grandparents and our parents got to have.

'Cause we picky. We put a lot of pressure on our partners.

I read an article the other day that said that the number-one

turn-off for women right now is men with bad grammar.

how much more sophisticated women are than men.

The fact that you wouldn't sleep with a guy

That'd be like a guy not having sex with a girl

not to sleep with somebody. [ Cheers and applause ]

And listen, it's not just women doing it.

Y'all know we put a lot of pressure on our partners.

You know, I was talking to my boy the other day.

This what he was telling me. He was like,

I'm just looking for a girl that's gonna ride or die for me.

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