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-Everyone, please welcome Ken Jeong!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Thank you. -Ken Jeong!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That was great.
-Wow. That was a standing ovation for you, and --
-Thank you.
-And -- -That was really good.
-It was just a little odd, I would say.
Just 'cause -- -Pardon me?
-Obviously, usually --
Usually, when I introduce you,
you come out and you dance or something
and you do a big thing.
It's a little bit more high energy.
That was real low energy.
[ Laughter ]
-It's just -- You know, don't tell me what to do.
And then second of all,
this is the new Ken. Okay?
This is 2020,
you know, more cerebral.
-Okay. Okay. -Smarter.
See, as evidenced by my "Heavy and Light" game.
-Yeah. That was good, yeah.
-I was second in that competition.
So, I'm crushing it right now.
-Yeah. There were three people.
-And so in light of that --
Mm, agree to disagree.
And in light of that, what I want to do now, you know,
I just kind of want to just be like this, you know?
I don't need to be, you know --
-High energy? You can't dance when I introduce you?
Normally -- You've been on the show probably 10 times.
You've always danced coming out.
And I think, just, we're all in a little shock,
and we can cut it out, but whatever.
[ Laughter ]
No, it's just --
I'm just saying, the audience looks --
Expects it from you.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh. Quest?
[ Drum roll ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That's what I wanted to see.
That's fantastic!
[ Laughing ] Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
-Thank you. -Good job.
Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much, Ken.
Really, please. Now, I'm sorry to make you work that hard.
-Thank you. Thank you. I did push-ups and a sit-up!
-Oh, my God.
-2020, bitches!
-Now -- [ Laughter ]
I have --
Welcome back to our show.
-Oh, man. -I'm sorry.
I didn't want to make you do that or any of that stuff.
-It's okay. I'm just getting older.
-No, you look --
By the way, I was going to say you look fantastic.
-Thank you. But I'm actually --
Seriously, I'm actually 50 years old now.
I'm not even kidding.
-Yeah. -I just turned 50.
-Happy birthday. -Thank you very much.
And I know I don't look it. I mean, you know what they say.
Black don't crack? Well, Asian don't raisin.
That's all I'm saying.
Ah. [ Cheers and applause ]
-No, I've never --
-Oh, they don't say that?
-I don't know if I've ever heard that.
But -- I don't think they say that at all.
-I think that was off a Sun-Maid raisin box.
-No, they don't say that on the boxes. They don't have slogans.
-Really? Agree to disagree.
[ Laughter ]
-You were telling me backstage
that you've been getting into karaoke lately.
-Yes. Yes. -This is a big deal. I think --
-Thank you. No, even at my 50th birthday party,
my wife threw just a big karaoke party in L.A.
And it was just so much fun, and --
-You also did it on tour in -- You were just in Hawaii.
-Yeah, I did. That's true. I was actually --
I just did my first shows in Hawaii doing stand-up comedy.
I was at the Blaisdell Concert Hall.
I had an amazing time on Saturday.
-Sold-out show. -Yeah, sold-out shows.
It was so nice.
Yeah, it's great. [ Cheers and applause ]
It's called "The Ken Jeong No Refund Tour."
And -- [ Laughter ]
And then --
But I had some new jokes.
I had some new jokes I wanted to prep for the show.
I was a little nervous.
So, I actually went down the street to this mai tai bar
where there was a band already performing.
I just wanted to try out like five new jokes.
And then, so I did the jokes and bombed.
And then they were like,
"Oh, well, since you're up, you want to play some music,
and, like, you want to do some --"
I was like, "Yeah, I'd like to sing a song."
And so I ended up just, like, singing "Santeria" for no reason
at the mai tai bar in Honolulu.
And it's all over online.
So, it literally just happened 48 hours ago.
-Just because there was a band there?
-Just 'cause there was a band there -- It was like
my Marty McFly "Back to the Future" Chuck Berry moment
that no one should care about.
-Yeah. -You know? Yeah, yeah.
-Well, it just so happens that there's a band here.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Oh, my --
This is the best birthday gift ever.
-[ Laughing ] It is? Happy birthday.
-Thank you!
It was eight months ago, but thank you!
Yeah. Do you guys -- Seriously, you guys know "Santeria"?
-Yeah. ♪♪
-Oh, my God.
Thank you, Jimmy.
I'm feeling younger. -See?
-I feel like I'm a 49-1/2-year-old Asian man.
-Benjamin Button!
♪ I feel the break, feel the break, feel the break ♪
♪ And I got to live it out, oh, yeah, huh ♪
♪ I swear that I ♪
♪ I really want to know ♪
♪ Ah, 'ey, mm ♪
♪ I really want to say I can't define ♪
♪ That love make it go-o-o, oh, whoa ♪
♪ My soul will have to wait ♪
-Oh, my good-- Ken Jeong!
More with Ken Jeong when we come back!
-Thank you. -Stick around, everybody!
Happy birthday!
[ Cheers and applause ]
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