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  • -You started as a -- Didn't you work as an

  • undercover security guard in Sears?

  • -That's so funny. It was true.

  • And I don't even know how you could be

  • an undercover security guard,

  • but in Sears, yeah, I wore regular clothes.

  • -Like, what does that mean? Walk me through this.

  • -Well, so, I mean, you kind of wear regular

  • Sears clothes so you mix in.

  • -Are you a mannequin?

  • Like, a moving -- You stand there?

  • -Yeah.

  • No, you just kind of walk around and look like

  • you're shopping for stuff and you just

  • keep your eye on people like, "Hey."

  • But a guy walked out with a lawnmower one time,

  • and I had no idea he was stealing it.

  • Like, he was...

  • -Stole a lawnmower? -It's such a bold move.

  • Could you imagine just, like, grabbing a lawnmower

  • and just walking out?

  • I was like, "Obviously, that guy bought that lawnmower.

  • There's no way." -There's no way. Yeah.

  • You wouldn't steal a lawnmower.

  • -I went and got the door for him.

  • "Hey, here you go, buddy." -You opened the door for him.

  • -Yeah. "Hey, hey, get out of here."

  • -Wow! Wow. He took a lawnmower. That's the way to do it.

  • See, that's the thing. -I got fired.

  • -Yeah.

  • How's the fam?

  • How is everybody doing in the family?

  • -We're good, man. -Yeah?

  • -My son is off to college, his first year.

  • -Is that right? -Yeah.

  • Went to Arizona, so, you know... -Oh, that's beautiful.

  • [ Cheers and applause ] -Arizona?

  • -Arizona is beautiful. -He's off to party in college.

  • -It really is.

  • Yeah, oh, that's a beautiful place.

  • It's a fun place to party.

  • Who is this beautiful little girl?

  • Your granddaughter.

  • -Yeah, this is my granddaughter, Kylo.

  • I call her my grand-cookie. -Aww! How old is she?

  • -She is 3, man.

  • And she, like, right after that cute picture,

  • she grabbed and smashed my hat up, right then.

  • -Yeah.

  • -Aah! -Do you like being a grandpa?

  • -I do. I mean, it's cute.

  • I mean, you know, because she was just visiting

  • and she came in.

  • They were leaving -- You know, you got grandkids,

  • like, the purpose of them.

  • They come in, and she was there for three or four days.

  • And it was like, "Okay, bye, guys."

  • -Time to go. Bye. Yeah.

  • -I'm gonna get some sleep.

  • -Let's talk about "The Neighborhood."

  • Congrats. Season 2 happened on Monday night over on CBS.

  • -Yeah, man.

  • -When you first got involved, you told me that

  • there was something you thought was missing.

  • -Yeah, yeah.

  • You know, it was -- Our executive director --

  • I mean, producer Jim Reynolds, it was about his story,

  • you know, moving into a black neighborhood,

  • but he didn't really have the perspective of the black people.

  • So when he was writing it, it was more like

  • what he thought black people thought.

  • And I was like, "Nah." You know?

  • -Yeah.

  • -Like, so that's when I got involved,

  • and we were able to kind of, like, jell and make the show,

  • you know, what it turned out to be.

  • And it's really been successful,

  • and we're having a lot of fun with it, man, so --

  • -You got to be proud of it, 'cause it's a great show.

  • -Yeah, man, I'm having a good time.

  • Great cast -- you know, Max and Tichina Arnold.

  • and Beth Behrs.

  • We're having a great time, man. -Oh, that's fun.

  • I want to show everyone a clip.

  • Here's Cedric the Entertainer in "The Neighborhood."

  • Take a look at this.

  • -Calvin, you in the kitchen?

  • -Oh, we just letting ourselves

  • into each other's houses now?

  • -Picked up the napkins and the plates.

  • Went with the clear ones

  • so you can see the food from both sides.

  • Ooh! Looks like you're making your sauce.

  • -Yeah, that's right.

  • -Everyone back at home loved my sauce.

  • I have a secret ingredient.

  • -Oh, good. Why don't you keep it a secret.

  • -Do me a favor.

  • Do me a favor -- keep that a secret.

  • -Yeah, exactly.

  • -Cedric the Entertainer, everybody.

-You started as a -- Didn't you work as an

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