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  • -Let's talk about animals. Can we talk about your pets?

  • -Yes, yes. -Because every time you come on,

  • there is always a new addition to the family.

  • -That's right. That's right.

  • This summer I had, like, a duck episode.

  • Like a connection with -- a special connection with ducks.

  • -Now tell me -- -I don't know what that means.

  • But they came to me a lot. [ Laughter ]

  • And one -- I was -- [ Laughter ]

  • -What in the world? -Oh, yeah, my husband

  • doesn't believe that the animals come to me.

  • But now I think he only pretends he doesn't believe.

  • -Tell me the story. Tell me what happened.

  • -Okay. So there is a --

  • There is a bathroom in a mud room

  • in my house that we don't use very much.

  • -Yeah. -And I had a friend visiting

  • from Mexico, Wynona.

  • Sunday we were having breakfast

  • like at 10:00 and outside close to that place.

  • And my husband went to the bathroom.

  • -Yeah. -And then he comes back.

  • And he's like -- he was very calm

  • and, you know, good mood, and he goes, "Oh, no, that's it!

  • This is where we draw the line!

  • This is like another level of crazy!

  • [ Laughter ] I found you out!

  • I found what you were hiding in the --!"

  • I'm like, "What are you talking about?"

  • "I found the dog hiding in the thing."

  • I said, "I don't have any extra dogs.

  • I haven't picked up any dogs." [ Laughter ]

  • Like, "No! Not the dog, the duck!"

  • Because he's French and it sounded the same.

  • Finally he said it in French. Canard.

  • And I said, "Oh, I don't have a duck.

  • I don't have a duck!" -Yeah.

  • -"Yes, you do! Stop lying!

  • God knows how long you've had that in there!"

  • I'm like, "You're crazy, hallucinating."

  • Anyway, I go. And on this armoire,

  • there he is, a duck...

  • [ Laughter ] ...inside my house.

  • He's like... -This is --

  • -Yeah. [ Laughter ]

  • That's my armoire.

  • -How did he get in your house?

  • -The security people had to come

  • and figure out how he got in there.

  • -Yeah. -He got in there

  • through the chimney. But when I went in there I was, like,

  • so excited, Jimmy.

  • I mean it was such a blessing...

  • -It's a good-looking duck. -...to have an animal

  • come inside my house to visit. And I was --

  • iAy, mi amor! iQue lindo!

  • And my husband is like, "What do you mean, mi amor?

  • There is [ bleep ] everywhere!

  • He's destroyed the place!

  • You're getting rid of that duck!"

  • -Yeah. -And I tried.

  • But I said, "Okay, open the windows.

  • When I go up, he's just going to fly."

  • But he was very happy. He was not even nervous.

  • So I wanted to be a good host. I brought him some lettuce.

  • [ Laughter ] So finally at 6:00 --

  • -It's like a kids' book. -He insisted enough.

  • And I had to carry him, because he would not leave

  • and then let him fly away. [ Audience aws ]

  • But, you know, I was so sad.

  • But two days later, we came to Los Angeles at night.

  • And when he woke up in the morning,

  • we had another duck with her five babies in the pool.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -What is -- Animals come to you. -They do come to me, yes.

  • -They love you. I want to talk about "Like a Boss."

  • It's super funny. You, Tiffany Haddish, Rose Byrne.

  • But before we get into that, I want to talk about this --

  • this Marvel movie you're doing, if I can talk about this --

  • -Yeah, yeah. -"Eternals."

  • -You can, but I can't. Because they have you on the --

  • All I can tell you is that it's going to be amazing.

  • I'm very excited.

  • -All right. That's it. But that's --

  • [ Cheers and applause ] -I'm very excited.

  • -Kumail Nanjiani's in it. -Yes.

  • And Angelina Jolie, whom I adore.

  • I mean, the cast -- the entire cast is incredible.

  • -Angelina Jolie? -The director's incredible.

  • The executives are incredible. I pinch myself.

  • And I got to tell you, I give all the credit to "Like a Boss."

  • Because this "Like a Boss" movie, it's got superpowers.

  • I'm not kidding.

  • Since I did that movie, my life has changed.

  • I mean, it's like my good luck charm.

  • I've done five movies since.

  • And everybody in the movie is working nonstop and doing great.

  • So I was trying to figure out what is it

  • that makes this movie have these superpowers?

  • And by the way, if you're superstitious,

  • come and see it, because it might change your life.

  • If you're not superstitious, come and see it,

  • because it's very funny. [ Laughter ]

  • But I figured out --

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • I figured out what was the secret

  • and why I'm doing so well. -What was it?

  • -It is Tiffany.

  • And she has these mojo bunions.

  • [ Laughter ] I promise you.

  • One day, she was complaining about it.

  • And I said, "Girl, give me that foot."

  • And I rubbed it like the Aladdin lamp...

  • [ Laughter ] ...or like the Buddha belly.

  • -Yeah. -I rubbed the bunion.

  • And my life changed.

  • [ Laughter ] -You think --

  • -She has a magical bunion! Tiffany.

  • [ Laughter ] -Tiffany Haddish's bunion

  • is your good luck. -Oh, oh, yes.

  • -You rub it for good luck? -Oh, yes.

  • If anything starts going bad,

  • I'm going to go find her and say, "Give me that foot."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Let's describe the film for everybody and who you play.

  • You played a villain in this. -I played the villain, yes.

  • -Yeah. It's very funny, though. -It was very fun.

  • It was very fun especially because everybody is so nice.

  • It was really an amazing, an amazing experience.

  • These two girls are so talented and so funny.

  • And they're trying to build up -- they have a business.

  • It's not doing really well.

  • I know how to make it better, but that might involve

  • not doing things

  • in such a touchy feely way like they do.

  • -Yes, exactly.

  • -So I have a more aggressive approach.

  • And I'm kind of trying to break them up.

  • Because I'm kind of jealous... -A little jealous.

  • -...that they're friends and stuff.

  • I have no friends, 'cause I'm mean.

  • -"Like a Boss." I want to show a clip.

  • Here's Salma Hayek Pinault in "Like a Boss."

  • Take a look. -Congratulations.

  • Now we celebrate.

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  • [ Music stops abruptly ] -Please stop.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ] -That was fun.

  • Salma Hayek Pinault, everybody!

-Let's talk about animals. Can we talk about your pets?

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