Name: Colin Quinn Accidentally Spoils a Bit from His Comedy Special
Uploaded: 2020-07-03T08:57:56.000Z
Duration: 4 min 5 s
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-You said that like you didn't believe it.

You looked down at the desk. -Yeah, but I was about --

I looked down at the desk and I was about to look up.

-You should make pajamas for people, but go ahead.

You sell everything else in that stupid store.

-Hey, get a life. Hey -- [ Laughter and cheering ]

Speaking of that, do I have any merch I got to sell?

You don't even get a piece of that, do you?

-I do not get a piece. -You need a new manager.

Now listen, um... -I don't even have a manager.

-Maybe you need a new agent. You should get a chunk of that.

-I know. Merch. -If you ever need anything...

-I'd love to see you wear a Jimmy Fallon shirt.

That would make my day. -Some Jimmy Fallon pajamas.

If you had some Dr. Dentons like the old days.

-Oh, my God. Dude, if you're playing the drinking game,

Oh, my gosh, that's the first time said on television.

-[ British accent ] And then this summer...

-You never know on Netflix. They're too cool.

They don't have to give their date anymore.

You just -- You know you're going to be looking.

-They think they're who they are, as we used to say.

-But basically what everyone can see is just

your take on politics and the state of the world

and how I'm scared we're going to have a civil war

You don't want to see a civil war in this co--

It will be the first time in history you see fat refugees.

Just refugees in flip-flops and jorts and...

-...Dunder Mifflin T-shirts. [ Laughter ]

-Which is available at the NBC Store right now.

Tonight if you want to go down, this is perfect.

I do want to show a clip of your special.

put your shades on and wait for Netflix to...

-Wait for it to drop. -Here's Colin Quinn

And you don't want to see a civil war in this country.

This country's not built for another civil war.

It's going to be the first time in history

...pulling coolers towards the Canadian border.

It's going to look like a giant cattle drive.

There's nothing glamorous -- 50 years from now,

The Siege of Dave & Busters. [ Laughter ]

You just said that exact bit when you were here.

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