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  • Let's talk about "Red State Blue State."

  • -Ooh, okay. -Because congrats on this.

  • You had a good run. And then --

  • -You said that like you didn't believe it.

  • You're like, "You had a good run."

  • You didn't even look me in the eye.

  • You looked down at the desk. -Yeah, but I was about --

  • I looked down at the desk and I was about to look up.

  • And not to -- not to wake you up,

  • and look at the reaction.

  • That's the reaction I wanted, you see?

  • So I go, "You had a good run."

  • -You should make pajamas for people, but go ahead.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Jimmy Fallon pajamas.

  • You sell everything else in that stupid store.

  • -Hey, get a life. Hey -- [ Laughter and cheering ]

  • [ Applause ]

  • Speaking of that, do I have any merch I got to sell?

  • -You get a cut of that?

  • You don't even get a piece of that, do you?

  • -I do not get a piece. -You need a new manager.

  • Now listen, um... -I don't even have a manager.

  • -Maybe you need a new agent. You should get a chunk of that.

  • -I should get a chunk of all that merch.

  • -I know. Merch. -If you ever need anything...

  • If you ever need -- -Thank you.

  • -I'd love to see you wear a Jimmy Fallon shirt.

  • That would make my day. -Some Jimmy Fallon pajamas.

  • If you had some Dr. Dentons like the old days.

  • -Oh, my God. Dude, if you're playing the drinking game,

  • Dr. Dentons.

  • Oh, my gosh, that's the first time said on television.

  • -I'm 90, okay.

  • -"Red State Blue State." -Yes.

  • -It's on CNN On Demand now.

  • -Yes. -So you can get it right now.

  • -Mm-hmm. I'm political.

  • -No, I'm doing -- I'm political as well.

  • -All right.

  • -[ British accent ] And then this summer...

  • -Yes. -...it would be on Netflix.

  • -Yes. -What -- what -- when on...

  • -You never know on Netflix. They're too cool.

  • They don't have to give their date anymore.

  • They're like, "We're not like networks.

  • You just -- You know you're going to be looking.

  • You'll find it." You know?

  • [ Laughter ] Unbelievable.

  • -Wow.

  • -They think they're who they are, as we used to say.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -But basically what everyone can see is just

  • your take on politics and the state of the world

  • and Republicans, Democrats and...

  • -Well, yeah. I mean, it's really about

  • how the country's going to break up

  • and how I'm scared we're going to have a civil war

  • because -- for a lot of reasons,

  • but one of the main --

  • You don't want to see a civil war in this co--

  • You don't want to see fat refugees.

  • It will be the first time in history you see fat refugees.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Just refugees in flip-flops and jorts and...

  • -Jorts.

  • -...Dunder Mifflin T-shirts. [ Laughter ]

  • -Which is available at the NBC Store right now.

  • Tonight if you want to go down, this is perfect.

  • It's a perfect invitation -- -Oh, God.

  • Why? -Why, why?

  • I do want to show a clip of your special.

  • This is on CNN On Demand now

  • or, if you want to be cool this summer,

  • put your shades on and wait for Netflix to...

  • -Yeah. -...tell you when it's on.

  • -Wait for it to drop. -Here's Colin Quinn

  • in "Colin Quinn: Red State Blue State."

  • Take a look at this.

  • -And now we're at risk of a civil war.

  • And you don't want to see a civil war in this country.

  • This country's not built for another civil war.

  • It's going to be the first time in history

  • that you see fat refugees.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • That's not going to be a good look.

  • Refugees in jorts and flip-flops

  • and Dunder Mifflin T-shirts...

  • [ Laughter ]

  • ...pulling coolers towards the Canadian border.

  • It's going to look like a giant cattle drive.

  • There's nothing glamorous -- 50 years from now,

  • kids are in history class reading about

  • the Battle of Six Flags.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • The Siege of Dave & Busters. [ Laughter ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -[ Laughing ] Dude, you just said --

  • You just said that exact bit when you were here.

  • Why... [ Laughter ]

  • Why did we even have a clip? Why did we even have a clip?

  • -Don't blame me for -- -Why did we even have a clip?

  • -It's not my fault! -You were doing the same bit!

  • You just -- You just did that bit here.

  • Why would we have to watch it -- make us watch it twice?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • People at home are like, "It's a freakin' rerun!"

  • -It's -- It's a live show!

  • Hey, that's what happens on a live show.

  • -That's what happens on a live show.

  • It should have been a pajama party.

  • Colin Quinn, everybody!

Let's talk about "Red State Blue State."

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