I'm gay Curveball.

So I thought I'd do one of my favorite segments.

Oh, straight people, straight people.

I'm going to read you a real headline about Riel, straight people.

And then I'm gonna shake my head and I'm going to say, Oh, straight people.

Then I'll do it again until I run out of straight people.

Okay, here we go.

Here's 1st 1 Camila Cabello says being in love with boyfriend Shawn Mendez is emotionally exhausting.

I was straight people.

Here's another man had threesome with two ghosts for Kinky Valentine's Day.

Paranormal sex.

No straight people.

Here's the next one.

Bodybuilder to Mary Sex Robot.

Despite frequent arguments, oh, straight people.