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  • Happy Tuesday everybody.

  • It is almost-- oh.

  • It's almost the end of 2019.

  • Six more weeks, and we will be wearing party hats

  • and blowing on noisemakers and drinking champagne.

  • New Year's Eve is a good excuse to do stuff

  • that I do every Tuesday.

  • I don't care.

  • I just make up an occasion.

  • Like, today I'm going to do something I enjoy.

  • It's time to play, What's In The Box.

  • What's In The Box.

  • [CHEERS]

  • Hi, Ellen.

  • Oh my God.

  • Hi.

  • Hi.

  • Oh my God.

  • What's up?

  • Well, you just shot up.

  • So I was like--

  • so yeah.

  • Hi.

  • Hi.

  • What's your name?

  • My name's Christine.

  • OK, Christine.

  • Hi.

  • Hi.

  • OK.

  • I know.

  • Where do you live?

  • And what do you do?

  • I live in San Diego, California.

  • I'm a registered nurse.

  • Oh, good for you.

  • Thank you.

  • All right, look who it is over there.

  • That's Stanley.

  • Hi.

  • And that's Manley.

  • She's beautiful.

  • Isn't she beautiful?

  • So there's three boxes there.

  • And my choice to you is it's in one of those.

  • So you just choose what Stanley has behind box 1

  • or what Manley has behind box 2 or 3.

  • What are you feeling?

  • I'm feeling 2 because I have two kids.

  • So 2.

  • Let's see.

  • Oh, it's an old rotary phone.

  • I know how to use that.

  • You do?

  • You know how to pick it up?

  • I do.

  • Yeah, there must be something besides that old rotary phone

  • back there.

  • What is it?

  • Oh, it's an iPhone 11.

  • [CHEERS]

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you so much.

  • Oh my God.

  • Thank you.

  • Hi.

  • Hi, who are you?

  • I'm Nancy.

  • Hi, Nancy.

  • Where do you live and what do you do?

  • Belleflower, California, and I'm In-N-Out manager.

  • You're very excited that you're an In-N-Out manager.

  • Stanley and Manley, hi, they're still there.

  • So you have box 1, box 2, or box 3.

  • What do you feel?

  • Yeah, do that.

  • [HARP SOUNDS]

  • Yeah, one more.

  • [HARP SOUNDS]

  • 3, 3, 3.

  • I'm going to go box number 3.

  • Just because she did that?

  • Yes.

  • I need that.

  • That's my smoothie.

  • I had half of it for lunch.

  • I was wondering where I put that.

  • That's my smoothie.

  • Save that.

  • What else is out there for her?

  • Because I need to have that back.

  • It's a $1,000 Visa card.

  • Oh my God.

  • Oh my God.

  • Hi.

  • Hi.

  • No, that's not yours.

  • Hi.

  • Hi.

  • What's your name?

  • My name's Tara.

  • Hi, Tara.

  • Where do you live?

  • What do you do?

  • I live in Bellflower, California.

  • And I'm a facility revenue manager at the VA Long Beach

  • hospital.

  • All right.

  • I have a purse right here.

  • And there's no boxes.

  • So it's a choice between, do you want what's in my purse

  • or what's in my pants.

  • What's in your pants.

  • Yeah?

  • Yeah.

  • That's what they usually say.

  • Let's see what it is.

  • Oh, it's a $1,500 Target gift card.

  • And you get that.

  • OK.

  • Oh, boy.

  • [CHEERS]

  • Hi.

  • Hi, how are you?

  • I'm so good.

  • Good.

  • I left you-- whoever has my purse,

  • there's some stuff in it for you.

  • There's stuff in the purse.

  • Yeah, some underwear.

  • Those are great.

  • Those are great.

  • They are good underwear.

  • Her husband loves them.

  • They are the best underwear made.

  • Yes, they're so great.

  • I know.

  • I agree.

  • All right, what is your name?

  • Monique.

  • Monique.

  • What's your husband's name?

  • Drake.

  • Drake.

  • Yes.

  • The Drake?

  • Is she married to--

  • not that Drake?

  • No.

  • No.

  • Where do you live?

  • What do you do?

  • I'm from San Diego.

  • [CHEERS]

  • And I'm a stylist for Stitch Fix.

  • OK.

  • Yes.

  • Yes.

  • It's no In-N-Out manager.

  • No, no, no.

  • People barely clapped for that.

  • I know.

  • I know.

  • Support for Stitch Fix.

  • Come on.

  • All Right.

  • Oh, look, we have the three card Ellen.

  • What's your name, Margarita?

  • Is your name Margarita?

  • OK, that's Margarita.

  • All right, so we're going to see.

  • We're going to switch things around.

  • First, we'll see what's behind the first one.

  • $2,000.

  • [CHEERS]

  • A 6 day stay in Mexico.

  • Yes.

  • [CHEERS]

  • Three.

  • Are you sure?

  • Yes.

  • All right, have a seat.

  • Y'all are acting like she won already.

  • Also she just went, I'll pick number 3.

  • That's not how it works.