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  • We're back with Eric Stonestreet.

  • I realized today that we have never played my favorite game.

  • It's called Five Second Rule.

  • Andy's going to read a category.

  • We will have five seconds to name

  • three things in that category and then hit

  • the buzzer to stop the clock.

  • You have to say it in 5 seconds.

  • Three things in 5 seconds.

  • I will start.

  • OK, Ellen.

  • What is the category?

  • Ellen, name three movies you've been in.

  • Mr. Wrong, EDtv, and Goodbye Lover.

  • [BELL]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Eric, name three TV shows you've been in.

  • Modern Family, Cold Case.

  • No, The Mentalist, and Malcolm In The Middle.

  • [BELL]

  • Oh, close.

  • Ellen, name three things your other producer, Andy,

  • might say.

  • Damn it!

  • Stop it!

  • No!

  • [BELL]

  • He sounds great.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Those are all things he would really say.

  • Eric, name three things Ed O'Neill might say.

  • What time's lunch?

  • Are we going tonight?

  • And, hi!

  • [BELL]

  • Oh, [BLEEP].

  • No.

  • We're out of time.

  • 5 seconds goes fast.

  • Ellen.

  • Ellen, name three accents you can do.

  • French, and Spanish, and German.

  • [BELL]

  • I was just so proud of myself.

  • Eric, name three pickup lines that have worked for you.

  • Hey, haven't we met somewhere before?

  • Let's go back to your place and do

  • what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway.

  • And, is that Windex in your pants

  • because I can see my hands in there!

  • [BELL]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • I just saw my own shadow.

  • I was just making them up, Ellen.

  • You're looking at me like you're so disgusted.

  • Is this going to be on TV?

  • Probably not.

  • We'll take that out.

  • Ellen, name three things you'd say to get into a club.

  • Hi, I'm Ellen.

  • And I want to get in.

  • Let me in.

  • [BUZZER]

  • Yes or no questions, Andy.

  • All right, all right, I'm doing what I can.

  • That's why we haven't played.

  • He's trying to control the game.

  • I'm just reading the cards.

  • Name three things that can get you kicked out of a bar.

  • Oh, fighting, over drinking, and using inappropriate pickup

  • lines on girls.

  • [BELL]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Well done, well done.

  • Ellen, name three things you spend the most time washing

  • in the shower.

  • My dog, and my other dog, and my other dog.

  • [BELL]

  • She's got a lot of dogs.

  • Three dogs.

  • I have three dogs.

  • It's the same thing.

  • It's like going to the checkout line with 10 things and--

  • whatever.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Eric, name three things you're scared of.

  • Oh!

  • Ellen DeGeneres-- oh!

  • [YELLING AND LAUGHTER]

  • Oh, mother!

  • [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

  • He's leaving.

  • He's leaving!

  • Oh, my God, Ellen.

  • He's leaving.

  • The final series of Modern Family

  • airs Wednesday nights at 9:00 on ABC.

  • We'll be right back.

We're back with Eric Stonestreet.

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