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  • I was watching the Eagles game this weekend,

  • and here's a guy in the crowd.

  • You know, people get all ready for the games.

  • They-- there's that guy right there.

  • He has the Philly Phanatic tattooed on his belly.

  • He's pointing to it.

  • We see it.

  • We see it.

  • How do we unsee it?

  • That's the question.

  • And I didn't know which segment to put this in it

  • could be Why I Don't Have a Husband.

  • It could be Oh Straight People.

  • I didn't know which segment.

  • But I finally landed on Bad Paid For Tattoos.

  • Sarah Murphy in Kansas City said, "A friend posted

  • this tattoo on Instagram.

  • I'm not sure if it's spelled wrong

  • or if this is what they were going for."

  • Hail Satin.

  • Hail Satin.

  • It doesn't say Satan, but I think

  • Satan had something to do with that tattoo.

  • "Ellen, you're my hero, so I got a huge tattoo of you

  • on my arm."

  • [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

  • Mary in Phoenix.

  • I have no words for that one.

  • Mary in Phoenix, Arizona.

  • "I got this tattoo when I was 16.

  • I wasn't thinking, and now my kids ask me,

  • what's that thing on your back?"

  • It says Thug Life.

  • Yeah, she grew up on the rough streets of Candyland.

  • Roger in Tallahassee, Florida.

  • "Ellen, I saw this tattoo and had to send a picture to you."

  • Brenda.

  • Brenda, if you're watching, please let us know you're safe.

  • I worry for Brenda.

  • Tattoo artists really should cut off like a bartender.

  • They say, that's enough.

  • You've had-- go home.

  • If you see a bad paid for tattoo, please see it--

  • send it to me when you see it.

  • See it, then send it to me.

  • Send it to me and then see it.

  • Whichever one you want to do first.

  • We'll be right back.

I was watching the Eagles game this weekend,

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