Name: Ali Wong on Whether She Wants Her Daughters to Be Comedians
Uploaded: 2020-07-03T07:33:20.000Z
Duration: 4 min 25 s
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First of all, how old are your daughters?

To-infinitive

One's about to be two and one's about to be four.

This is the first time I've seen you not pregnant.

But what happens if they want to be comedians?

Would you want any of your progeny to be comedians?

but staying in those hotels, sleeping on those squishy-ass

mattresses in those comedy condos that are full of God

And I think that's a big reason why a lot of women

It's not getting up on-stage that's hard.

It's going on the road, getting in a car with all

these different strangers, being in these cities by yourself,

Before you make it, I was traveling alone.

didn't want to have a formal wedding, because I'm

don't want to walk down an aisle for 60 seconds

But for other women, that sounds really exciting.

To get into hair and makeup is really exciting.

But for me, I was like, that sounds like a nightmare.

And then I also didn't want to torture my friends

When people would ask me, do you want to be my bridesmaid,

I started to hear, do you want to be financially burdened?

Do you want to spend, like, $150 on this bogus-ass dress that

--and spend a weekend with a bunch of B-I-T-C--

It's like, there's always some weird cousin with braces

and they're like, here's a penis necklace,

here's a penis hat, let's play pin the penis on the penis.

And I'm like, if I'm about to get married,

I don't want to wear a penis candy necklace.

--that's not the penis I'm going to have forever.

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Ali Wong on Whether She Wants Her Daughters to Be Comedians

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