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  • So I will ask you a question and you

  • will answer honestly and then hit that button for no reason

  • whatsoever.

  • All right.

  • OK.

  • What are three things that you look for in a man?

  • Good cred -- Do I hit the button?

  • No.

  • OK.

  • Afterwards.

  • OK.

  • Good credit, no kids, more money than me.

  • [BELL DINGS]

  • All right.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • So if he's getting good credit, more money than you,

  • but has a kid, he's out?

  • Well, no.

  • There's still opportunity.

  • [BELL DINGS]

  • All right.

  • All right.

  • What is your favorite body part on a man?

  • [BELL DINGS]

  • Arms that can pick me up.

  • All right.

  • The penis.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • That wasn't me that said that.

  • That was the parasites inside me that said that.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • What is your favorite body part on yourself?

  • It's a combo part.

  • All right.

  • I like my teeth and my lips and my smile.

  • That's good.

  • Yeah.

  • That's a nice area.

  • This whole area.

  • And men like it, too.

  • [BELL DINGS]

  • What do you sleep in at night?

  • [BELL DINGS]

  • Covers.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I don't wear no clothes.

  • Got to let this breeze.

  • Yeah.

  • Sure.

  • You got to get that Vicks VapoRub on there.

  • [LAUGHING]

  • Besides showering and sunbathing--

  • it's just cellophane and--

  • She said, cellophane and Vicks VapoRub.

  • Right.

  • Besides showering and sunbathing,

  • what are three things that you do naked?

  • Dance around the house, bake biscuits, and clean the shower.

  • [BELL DINGS]

  • Why do you bake biscuits naked?

  • Do you really bake biscuits naked?

  • Yes, I have baked biscuits naked a lot.

  • So it's just oven mitts and naked?

  • Not even oven mitts.

  • Really?

  • No, no.

  • Because I mix it up and everything right

  • and then I put it on a cookie sheet, put it in the oven.

  • Then I go back to get into bed with the man that I'm with.

  • And then when it's ready, I'm dressed by then.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [BELL DINGS]

  • It's not a true answer.

  • That a true answer!

  • It's not a true answer.

  • Then you go get dressed?

  • I get in the bed with the person that's in the bed.

  • That's why I'm making the biscuits.

  • Because he did his job.

  • I see.

  • So you get biscuits.

  • The man that picked you up with his arm?

  • The man that picked me up and burped me with his strong arm

  • gets biscuits.

  • All right.

  • Who was your first celebrity crush?

  • Steve Urkel.

  • [BELL DINGS]

  • Really?

  • Have you ever dated a celebrity that the world

  • doesn't know about?

  • No.

  • [BELL DINGS]

  • No?

  • I mean, I talked about one, but was it really

  • dating or did we just hook up?

  • Chingy.

  • Oh, yeah?

  • Did you and Chingy?

  • Yeah?

  • I mean, it was a hookup.

  • Yeah.

  • [BELL DINGS]

  • That was the early 2000s, y'all.

  • I don't even know if that counts anymore.

  • Of course it does.

  • OK, well then--

  • [BELL DINGS]

  • You and Chingy.

  • What song was that hit he had?

  • (SINGING) I like look the way you do that right thurr.

  • Right thurr.

  • Swing your hips when you walk and make me sturr, sturr.

  • Yeah.

  • Yep.

  • Who was your first kiss?

  • My first kiss?

  • I couldn't even tell you the guy's name.

  • But he looked like he was turned into a werewolf.

  • [BELL DINGS]

  • My friend said, "You got to start somewhere, girl."

  • And I said, "OK."

  • All right.

  • The show is called Kids Say The Darndest Things.

  • It premieres Sunday, October 6 at 8:00.

  • And we will be right back.

So I will ask you a question and you

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