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  • So I want to talk about something

  • that happened this weekend.

  • I know it's Tuesday, sometimes I like

  • to ruminate on things all day Monday so that on Tuesday you

  • hear about it.

  • So this weekend, I went to Dallas for the Cowboys game.

  • [CHEERING]

  • Thanks.

  • And it may not seem like a big deal for a celebrity

  • to attend a football game but I never leave my house,

  • so it is a big deal.

  • I go through the drive-through at Wendy's so I only

  • have to see one person.

  • I'm that kind of person.

  • So there were 100,000 people in this stadium.

  • Beautiful stadium, by the way, that Dallas has.

  • So Portia and I were invited by Charlotte Jones.

  • She's the daughter of Jerry Jones,

  • who owns the Dallas Cowboys.

  • And we went because we wanted to keep up with the Joneses.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • So anyway, so we get to sit in this very fancy suite

  • because, you know, he owns the whole place.

  • So his suite is fancy, and he's got fancy friends.

  • And I don't mean fancy like Real Housewife fancy.

  • I mean, like fancy.

  • Look, I took a video of who was next to me.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [BACKGROUND CHATTER]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Yeah.

  • Fancy.

  • So that was Portia, and that was Charlotte Jones that Portia was

  • talking to, and George W. Bush.

  • And then in front of us was the tallest man in the world.

  • So I've got to say, when we were invited

  • I was aware that I was going to be surrounded

  • with people from very different views and beliefs.

  • And I'm not talking about politics.

  • I was rooting for the Packers.

  • And get this, everybody in the Cowboys suite

  • was rooting for the Cowboys.

  • And so I had to hide my cheese hat in Portia's purse.

  • And don't get me wrong.

  • I like the Cowboys.

  • I love the Cowboys.

  • I love all the village people, as a matter of fact.

  • But Aaron Rodgers is a friend of mine.

  • He's the quarterback for the Packers.

  • And so I'm sitting in the Cowboys

  • suite, the owner of the Cowboys, and secretly cheering

  • every time the Packers scored, or every time

  • another whistleblower came forward.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • The referees, you guys, the referees.

  • But during the game, they showed a shot of George

  • and me laughing together.

  • People were upset.

  • They thought, why is a gay Hollywood liberal sitting next

  • to a conservative Republican president?

  • Didn't even notice I'm holding the brand new iPhone 11.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • But a lot of people were mad, and they

  • did what people do when they're mad-- they tweet.

  • But here's one tweet that I loved.

  • This person says, "Ellen and George Bush together

  • makes me have faith in America again."

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Exactly.

  • Here's the thing.

  • I'm friends with George Bush.

  • In fact, I'm friends with a lot of people who don't share

  • the same beliefs that I have.

  • We're all different, and I think that we've

  • forgotten that that's OK that we're all different.

  • For instance, I wish people wouldn't wear fur.

  • I don't like it, but I'm friends with people who wear fur.

  • And I'm friends with people who are furry, as a matter of fact.

  • I have friends who should tweeze more.

  • But just because I don't agree with someone on everything

  • doesn't mean that I'm not going to be friends with them.

  • When I say be kind to one another,

  • I don't mean only the people that

  • think the same way that you do.

  • I mean be kind to everyone.

  • Doesn't matter.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Even people who are already playing Christmas music.

  • I mean, seriously, there's no excuse for that.

  • But I'm kind to them.

  • Anyway, I want to thank Jerry Jones,

  • Charlotte Jones for hosting us.

  • And thanks, President Bush and Laura, for a Sunday afternoon

  • that was so fun.

  • By the way, you owe me $6 for the nachos.

So I want to talk about something

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