Name: Ellen, Andy, & tWitch Share Their Mating Calls
Uploaded: 2020-07-03T07:21:09.000Z
Duration: 5 min 11 s
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Hello, and welcome again to my at-home show.

Don't worry about that man outside the window.

He's been out there, socially distancing from me

You should have seen him in the rain last weekend

You were just like, let me in, let me in, let me in,

with his little paws up against the window.

But the sun dried him out quickly, right?

while I'm isolating at home, a lot of random thoughts

What I do, I write them down on a piece of paper,

And the label says, "Oprah," and that's only because I stole it

All right, these are quarantine thoughts that I've had, OK?

If oranges are called oranges because they're orange,

What if people had mating calls like animals?

Instead of dating, they'd just go outside and start yelling.

Did you-- oh, Allison's going to come running in a minute

It's a fun thing to think about during quarantine--

If you had a mating call, what would it be?

Mine would be, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!"

A fun drinking game would be to do a shot every time

you see Shaquille O'Neal in a commercial.

That guy endorses everything-- pizza, Carnival Cruises,

car insurance, that sweat powder, whatever that is.

We figured out how to make a bus full of people fly in the sky

before we could figure out how to-- a tiny, tiny camera

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Ellen, Andy, & tWitch Share Their Mating Calls

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