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  • May I just congratulate you on the Carol Burnett award--

  • You can.

  • --that you are receiving?

  • Thank you.

  • [CROWD CHEERING]

  • Last year was the first award.

  • And I was able to present it to Carol Burnett.

  • And it was just a high point of my life.

  • So congratulations.

  • Thank you.

  • That's a great honor.

  • I know, I remember you giving it to her.

  • I thought being named "The Carol Burnett Award"

  • she would win every year.

  • But she's apparently lost this year to me.

  • I know.

  • And she is pissed.

  • Yeah, I bet she is.

  • No, she called me.

  • She was so happy that I was getting it.

  • It's really cool.

  • It's super cool.

  • Yeah, I'm honored.

  • Hey, I was Cardi B for--

  • I was "Cardi E" for Halloween.

  • And you know Cardi B, because you did the Super Bowl

  • commercials with her.

  • Kind of.

  • So did you enjoy being around her?

  • Never met her.

  • No?

  • Yes.

  • The day that we shot, they were separate days.

  • So they had a double, and they shot over the double, to me.

  • And they shot over my double to her.

  • And I've never met her.

  • And it's-- it's--

  • it's a tragedy, really.

  • It is.

  • Well, now that we all know it, it is a tragedy.

  • We all just assumed that was--

  • Nope.

  • --the two of you together.

  • See, that's not her, right there.

  • No.

  • Well, that was excellent acting on both of your parts,

  • because you fooled us.

  • We thought that she was there and you were there.

  • It's kind of magic.

  • Yeah.

  • And you learned the okuur (IMITATING CARDI B SAYING

  • "OKuur").

  • Oh, yeah.

  • My kids love when I do that.

  • Do it.

  • Okuur. (IMITATING CARDI B SAYING "OKuur")

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • You did it.

  • They think I am so lame when I do that.

  • It's the worst.

  • But you have to do it to embarrass your children.

  • Do you do that around them a lot?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • I mean, it's pretty cool that you were

  • in a commercial with Cardi B.

  • Oh, yeah, for sure.

  • Did you send me the picture of you waving goodbye

  • to your kids, or did Vance send it to me?

  • I think that was Vance.

  • OK.

  • So you sent it to Vance, and then he--

  • so my brother and Steve have known

  • each other for a long time, from "The Daily Show."

  • Can I say what you do?

  • Yeah.

  • It's hilarious.

  • So just to embarrass his kids, he-- what was the-- what

  • were you wearing?

  • A head of some kind?

  • It's a dog mask.

  • OK.

  • A huge dog head.

  • And when his kids are going off to school, he stands out

  • and waves goodbye wearing a dog head on his body.

  • And I usually am holding some sort of household appliance.

  • My wife will get in the car, and she'll drive out to the street.

  • So I'll run out to the street, just as the car's passing

  • by in front of our house, and I'll have the dog mask

  • on-- and usually, like, pajamas or a robe--

  • holding a blender.

  • And just going like this.

  • And it's always something different.

  • Oh, my God.

  • And do your neighbors ever see that?

  • There have been some odd looks, yeah.

  • There have been some stares.

  • I would love to be your neighbor, just to enjoy things

  • like that.

  • I think that's hilarious.

  • But I mean it's pretty cool that you are doing

  • all the things you're doing.

  • You're in the Billie Eilish video.

  • I mean, there's some cool things.

  • She references you in--

  • Yeah, there was some definite credibility

  • I gained with my children, with the Billie Eilish thing.

  • Have you ever met her?

  • I never had.

  • And I still haven't.

  • But she called to ask whether she could use some Michael

  • Scott stuff for her album.

  • And I was not familiar with her music.

  • And I asked my daughter, Annie, I said--

  • Billie Eilish-- would this be cool?

  • And instantly-- oh, Dad, yeah.

  • Yeah, you have to do that.

  • That's totally cool.

  • So, yeah, I got a lot of cred, especially with my daughter.

  • It seems like cool people want to be

  • associated with you, but not in the same room with you.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Right.

  • That's exactly right.

  • That's what it seems like to me.

  • Yes.

  • A distant association.

  • Right.

  • Because, right up close, not so cool anymore.

  • No, no.

  • I can feel that now.

  • I know.

  • I know.

  • You mentioned "The Office."

  • Now, is there a chance-- they're doing all these reboots.

  • Would you want to do a reboot of "The Office?"

  • Yes, yes, yes, yes.

  • I want to announce--

  • [CROWD CHEERING]

  • I heard Jennifer Aniston was on, and you guys

  • were talking about a reboot of "Friends."

  • Yes.

  • I would like to announce, there will be a reboot of "Friends."

  • Right.

  • You know what I thought would be a great idea for "The Office?"

  • Not reboot "The Office," but take "The Office"

  • cast and reboot "Cheers."

  • So, like, I would be Sam.

  • And Jenna would be-- you know?

  • Like, just take different characters.

  • That's a great idea.

  • It's a terrible idea.

  • No, no.

  • I actually do like it.

  • I like the idea of switching casts with different shows.

  • Or even "Gilligan's Island."

  • Like, if you all--

  • you just recreated-- or "Beverly Hillbillies,"

  • like, all of our favorite old shows.

  • That would be great.

  • Sure.

  • I could be Jethro.

  • Oh, he was great.

  • And he always ate cereal out of a salad bowl.

  • Yes.

  • Remember that?

  • A huge, huge amount of cereal.

  • Nobody knows what we're talking about.

  • And every time, there would be a doorbell.

  • And then finally people got sick of hearing the doorbell

  • and they would knock.

  • And he goes, after that music, there's

  • always somebody at the door.

  • He never put it together that it was--

  • anyway.

  • We have to take a break.

  • We'll take a break, and we'll talk

  • about things you care about.

  • We'll be back.

May I just congratulate you on the Carol Burnett award--

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