Name: Ellen Has a Lot of Questions in ‘Why? And How Come?'
Uploaded: 2020-07-03T07:10:32.000Z
Duration: 2 min 21 s
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Normally, I do my segments sitting over there,

I'm going to do it here, before I get to there.

Today's segment is called, Why and How Come?

In this segment, I'm going to talk about things

That's why it's called, Why and How Come?

Today, I'm going to talk about parking spikes.

to drive over when you exit a parking structure.

And if you're in the right direction, no problem.

But if you're going in the wrong direction,

it's like a car got into a fight with a wolverine or something.

It's a parking lot, not the Temple of Doom,

Even when you know you're going in the right direction,

Oh, what if I roll over backwards, for some reason?

Like if the car is in neutral or something, and then I panic.

It's like Wile E. Coyote set up a trap for your car,

or something like that, when you're driving to work.

Although somebody would need to keep the babies away,

because they're spikes, and babies and spikes--

I'm not going to do it, but someone should.

You know where we could use those spikes, though?

Close talkers-- people that are too close to you,

because if you stay a reasonable distance,

then that's fine, nothing to worry about.

Anyway, this concludes my first segment of Why and How Come?

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Ellen Has a Lot of Questions in ‘Why? And How Come?'

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