I'm a bartender living in Los Angeles.

I'm spending today trying to figure out

which of these 5 people is actually drunk.

(Mellow background music)

- So usually the number one thing you look for

to find out somebody is like,

really drunk,

is the eyes.

If they're glossed over,

that'd probably be a good indication,

look a little sleepy.

Another thing would be,

how loud they're talking.

'Cause sometimes just from being drunk

we get louder

'cause you get excited.

Seeing if they repeat themselves.

Try to ask them maybe the same question twice,

see if they give a different answer.

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- Hi Angel, how are you?

- [Angel] I'm good, hold on,

your name's Malcolm?

- [Malcolm] My name's Malcolm.

Is it Angel or Angel?

- It's Angel.

- Got it! Want to make sure.

All right Angel,

where you from?

- I'm originally from the Bronx.

- The Bronx? What part of the Bronx?

- I didn't live there

for that long so, - No, okay.

- I couldn't figure it out.

- No worries.

- Now I live in Sunny Los Angeles, California.

- How long have you been here?

- Like,

it's been like 5 years almost.

- What part of LA do you live in?

- I'm in South Central.

I like it here

but I'm moving in August

and that's-- - Where you going?

- Hollywood.

- Nice. That's not too far from me,

I'm in Miracle Mile.

- Okay. - Yeah.

So,

are you saying

you're going to come over

or what are you saying?

- I'm definitely come try to kick it.

I want to be apart of this group chat

and like be friends with you guys after this.

- That's a group chat

where we talk about Matt being like,

"Is he cute, is he not, we don't know?"

- He's got like a real adorable puppy vibe.

Like, I feel it. - Yeah.

- Where was the last bar you went to

before we all got locked inside?

- The last bar I went to,

it was probably like West Hollywood.

- All right Angel,

thank you.

I think I'm gonna take Matt.

- Am I cute?

(laughing)

Juliet oh Juliet,

where for art thou?

All right, sorry.

I'm ready for the questionnaire.

- All right.

So Matt, where do you live in?

Where are you quarantined right now?

- I thought you were going to ask me where I'm from?

I was excited to tell you, Malcolm.

- I'm gonna ask that next,

it's not the same order every time.

- Sorry sorry, sorry.

I'm in Chinatown, Los Angeles.

- How long you been in Chinatown?

- That's 3 years now.

- All right, where are you from Matt?

- New York,

nut dream tomato, my guy.

I grew up in New York,

lived there for a bit

then moved to New Jersey,

the tri-state jump.

but yeah, lived to there,

moved to...

What was the question?

- I said no, I said,

when'd you leave the East Coast?

- 2016.

- Oh okay.

Then you came right out here?

- Right to LA.

I called my mama, I said,

"Mama I made it.

I'm in LA.

I'm in Sherman Oaks

and I see an In-n-Out Burger."

I said mom,

"I have made it." (laughing)

And she said lose my number.

- You go home for the holidays?

Wow, Carolina is so bored

that while we're talking

she looks like she's watching--

- No,

I'm like really sleepy.

- All right Matt,

what's your drink of choice?

- G and Ts

- G and Ts?

You should try a Tom Collins sometime.

- What is that?

- It's just lemon,

little bit of simple syrup

and gin,

topped off with soda.

It's really good.

It's a good summer drink too.

What are you drinking today?

- Oh, Bailey's.

A little B Irish cream

for my boy Irish.

(Laughing)

- That's definitely not.

That's a filthy lie.

Nobody just drinks Bailey's.

- In coffee?

Are you f,ing kidding me?

- Oh, with coffee okay.

You just said, "Just Bailey's",

so I was like damn,

that's wild.

That's a wild-- - No, but you asked me

what the alcoholic beverage was.

(laughing)

- Yeah, I'm just sipping on that cream,

straight out of the bowl like my cat.

- There you go.

Do you really have a cat?

- Mm hmm, I don't know where Bean is.

- All right Bean,

I feel like you're rare and ready to go.

If I leave you in the box anymore

it's gonna be a catastrophe.

- Hi Malcolm.

- What's up Mei?

Okay.

Where are you guys?

- Echo Park,

I think.

- So where are you from?

- That is a really hard question.

So I grew up in Illinois

and then I moved--

- What part?

- Outside Chicago.

- And then where after Illinois?

- Then I moved to Washington.

Then I moved to Milwaukee.

Then I moved to LA.

Then I moved to Philly.

Then I moved back to Seattle.

Then I moved back to LA.

- Wow. Where'd you go to school in all that?

- Yeah, so I went to University of Wisconsin Milwaukee.

Then I went to Santa Monica College.

Then I went to Temple University.

And now I'm doing online through Penn State.

I can't stay in one spot.

If you can't tell.

- Wait so how?