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  • Hello, Ladies and gentlemen, this is a public service announcement from Death Battle Labs.

  • We would like to inform you that TSA is found in comic books, and other nerdy media are generally stupid, so we're gonna make fun of him.

  • I'm Jocelyn.

  • The Inter and I do all the research nobody else wants to you straight from the desk of death battle.

  • Now, before I start, of course, there are some worthwhile comics out there that bring to light real world issues.

  • A great example would be the three separate comics D.

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  • Has published about the horrible consequences of landmines and the damage they do to unintended victims.

  • But today we're talking about the ones that are well, let's just say, done poorly.

  • Like the time Daredevil once found himself in a splendidly stupid and need public service announcement.

  • I shit you, not ladies and gentlemen, this TSA is about the dangers of gasoline fumes, which are embodied by the allegorical villain Flora seriously, who needed to be taught not to use their lighter four feet away from an open gas container in an enclosed space.

  • We literally use gasoline to power cars because it explode so well.

  • I have never in my entire life use gasoline for anything other than making explosions.

  • So why the hell would you ever be surprised that gasoline explodes?

  • The comic does, however, point out that this can cause harm to innocent bystanders.

  • So you're not just pushing yourself off the Darwinian ledge here.

  • So what I took away from this is that if you're dumb enough to hurt yourself, at least try not to hurt others in the process, you moron.

  • Then there's the time Spider Man teamed up with the Clinton administration to take on a topic so heinous it required a four chapter story and ended up becoming one of the most widely circulated public service announcements ever.

  • What topic could Spidey saving us from what public menace needed the Web slinger to stop the most lethal of all drugs?

  • Of course.

  • Why now?

  • Yeah, That's right.

  • They chose a guy who's in love with a girl named Mary Jane.

  • Tell you not to smoke the reefer.

  • You're not fooling anyone.

  • Peter.

  • Dispose these comics, appearing in everything from Boy's Life magazine to National Geographic.

  • I'm gonna go ahead and say that Spider Man failed on his mission, considering there's a dispensary down the street that'll Celia Brownie still drank it will take you back to the nineties and don't for a second think this is Spiderman's one and only P.

  • S A Oh, no, this guy's been doing it for years just to give you a few examples, he's helped inner city.

  • You stay away from the dangers of cigarettes, inspired kids to become engineers.

  • Oh, and in spite of man hit and run, Peter gets sent to Canada to cover a baseball game where I shit you not, He tells the local kids about bicycle safety with ghost writer.

  • Ghostwriter even tells one kid to wear a helmet while not wearing a helmet.

  • But now let me show you the PS.

  • There is zones of Spidey's TSA work, the amazing Spiderman vs of the Prodigy.

  • This comic was made in conjunction with planned parenthood, so you probably know where this is going.

  • Anyway.

  • This alien called the Prodigy, comes to earth disguised as a human in search of a new source of child labourers.

  • Naturally, he comes up with the plan of using his vocal manipulation power that just makes people believe whatever he says to convince kids there is absolutely no harm in having shit tons of unprotected sex.

  • Clearly, his hopes are that all the teenagers of New York will just start banging like rabbits and in nine months will fly back into space with an army of babies.

  • Oh, God, think of the drool.

  • Won't someone think of the drill?

  • Luckily for the teens of New York, though, Spidey's shows up and shoots webbing down the prodigies throat, which is certainly one way to not get pregnant, making it so he can no longer talk and therefore not be able to influence the tines of New York.

  • So at the end of the day, remember, kids practice safe sex because you never know if you're just being mind controlled by an alien that's trying to snatch up your baby for intergalactic child labor purposes.

  • Fact, Batman and Robin once taught us how to do the Heimlich on someone who's choking and, well, it's pretty damn funny.

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