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  • so we all know that comics are super super serious right right now you might

  • be thinking a just listen I thought comics were silly and for fun

  • well guess what you're right too

  • that's the joy of comics they can be whatever they would whatever they want

  • and yeah they could even be seriously silly and that is exactly why kentucky

  • fried chicken has a comic book series i'm joslyn the intern I do all the

  • research nobody else wants to straight from the desk

  • oh yeah battle KFC the kernel of two worlds the first issue of a mindless

  • collaboration between DC comics and Kentucky Fried Chicken to companies that

  • had pretty much no business collaborating in this glorious poultry

  • epic an evil parallel version of colonel sanders shows up known as Colonel

  • thunders if looking just like the colonel wasn't enough he also opened up

  • a chain of fried chicken restaurants called easy fried chicken you know

  • yes while the colonel we all know and love believes in great chicken through

  • hard work dedication and his secret blend of 11 herbs and spices sunders

  • believes in making fried chicken the fast and easy way after witnessing a

  • commercial for easy fried chicken the colonel decides the only way to protect

  • the integrity of his chicken is to lay down a Kentucky Fried smackdown

  • ok now if you got that was absurd get ready because things start to get real

  • interesting an issue to the colonel core you're probably sitting there asking

  • yourself why the hell are there a bunch of different colonel sanders in space

  • well I got one word for you multiverse more specifically the DC multiverse

  • which consists of a countless amount of alternate universes that all retain

  • similar themes normally it's pretty hard to cross between universes unless you

  • don't give a Kentucky Fried shit about physics

  • you know like the flash and his or her or its pressure

  • Speed Force and the next logical question is of course why why in any

  • universe ever would we need a battalion of kernels because somehow evil colonel

  • sanders managed to erase 10 of the 11 secret arts and spices from the minds of

  • the other cartels however each kernel remembered a different ingredient and Bo

  • the Colonel's came together for the sake of fried chicken across the multiverse

  • now let me introduce you to our cast first step is the queen of fried chicken

  • are Lysander's from Earth 11 Carla was the first Colonel to figure out that

  • they're 11 secret herbs and spices had been pilfered luckily Arliss friend

  • better known as Earth Elevens flash was more than happy to take the gang around

  • the multiverse to remedy the problem next is Colonel Sanders from Earth 19

  • which is a steampunk universe this Colonel is and no I'm not kidding when I

  • say this a detective in Gotham City who tenderizes criminals

  • yeah that's a thing next is gold Nell the Kryptonian colonel from Earth 22

  • hope and let's not forget our cartoony friend teen Sanders from the Teen Titans

  • go universe or futuristic Sanders from a universe currently in the 31st century

  • still not strange enough for you

  • jeez you're hard to please well just you wait because we got some sort of monster

  • Sanders from Earth 29 the aptly-named bizarro universe but above all by far my

  • favorite Colonel hailing from the post-apocalyptic earth 51 is mother

  • clucking chickens sanders i have no idea what sort of poetic justice has led to

  • the most notorious chicken killer in our universe becoming a literal chicken in

  • another 20 also earth 51 flashes some sort of puma man too so there's that

  • oh and then off panel they somehow collected cowboy colonel in a Soviet

  • Colonel you know just to balance out stereotypes

  • now that they got the whole game together what's left who have been up

  • daddy Colonel shutters and finding out how we wept their memory of course and

  • the answer to that is my favorite part of this whole stupid adventure I should

  • you not the mind wiping themed is none other than done

  • Colonel Grodd that's right an evil psychic gorilla chicken capitalist

  • despite Colonel Grodd psychic abilities the colonel core prevails and Grodd end

  • up spending time with her aimer with the day saved the moral of the story is hard

  • work pays off and well chicken is yummy

  • oh damn it why did I just now think about calling the colonel and getting

  • him to sponsor this episode I could have had so much free chicken

  • holy hell who knew the colonel was such a badass

  • I guess we did though because we did the dvx with them against this evil clown

  • monstrosity thing you should go check that out its out its been out for a

  • while

  • it's pretty fun we've also got a death battle coming out soon as next week

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  • battle is coming soon i'm sure i'm not really sure why I'm here I'm not even

  • part of this episode I mean the death battles are not in desk of ok ok thanks

  • bye

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