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  • Chad: Hey everybody we have a brand new DEATH BATTLE! T-shirt on the Screwattack's/Rooster Teeth's store.

  • Head to store.roosterteeth.com and you guys can pick one up.

  • It's a great way to support the show.

  • Wiz: Cletus Kassady didn't have the chance to be a well-adjusted adult.

  • Because his entire family was already crazy.

  • While Cletus was just a boy his father got sent to jail for killing his mother.

  • Boomstick: Which she did because she had tried to kill Cletus.

  • Wiz: Which she did because Cletus had tortured and killed her dog Fifi.

  • Boomstick: Well, go Mrs. Kasady! All dog murderers deserve death, even if they're eight.

  • Right, Jack Spaniels?

  • Jack Spaniels: (barks)

  • Boomstick: Good boy.

  • Oh and uh Cletus murdered his grandma too.

  • 'Cause, eh she's kind of a bitch.

  • Wiz: He didn't stop there and wound up burning down his own orphanage.

  • Years later he was finally arrested and convicted for 11 murders.

  • Boomstick: You mean the eleven murders they knew about.

  • Wiz: But while in prison Cletus found that he wasn't alone.

  • In fact his cellmate just so happened to be: Eddie Brock.

  • Boomstick: Who you may know is that creepy guy covered in black ink called: Venom.

  • Wiz: That ink is actually a symbiotic alien known as: Klyntar.

  • This Symbiote bonded with Eddie transforming him into a powerful and violent rival for the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

  • Boomstick: But what Eddie didn't know was...

  • It was PREGNANT.

  • (laughs)

  • Time to go out for cigarettes Eddie.

  • Wiz: Well Symbiotes actually reproduced asexually.

  • When Eddie became Venom once again.

  • The Symbiote sort of...

  • Oozed out its spawn.

  • And left it there.

  • Boomstick: Just like me and my dad.

  • Well this new Symbiote immediately attached itself to Cletus.

  • But unlike the Venom one it merged through a cut on his skin.

  • Creatin' this suit made out of blood.

  • Eww.

  • That doesn't seem sanitary.

  • Wiz: And together they became...

  • Carnage.

  • Carnage: Cassidy is gone.

  • There is only CARNAGE!

  • Boomstick: A fittin' name for a psycho mass murderer.

  • Cletus and his new Symbiote quickly got up to what they knew best.

  • Creatin' Maximum Carnage.

  • Remember that game?

  • It was great.

  • Wiz: And with his new superpowers he was a vicious force to be reckoned with.

  • He has the same superhuman strength, speed and durability as Venom.

  • And supposedly even greater.

  • Like a Venom 2.0.

  • Boomstick: He can shape-shift to make all sorts of killer weapons like axes, swords and spikes.

  • He can even rip those weapons off himself for launch 'em at his victims.

  • Have you ever tried rippin' your fingers up and throw 'em at people?

  • 'Cause that it just kind of what Carnage does.

  • It's kind of like insult and injury.

  • Watch I'm gonna try rip up my middle finger and throw it at Wiz.

  • Wiz: Boomstick don't be an idiot.

  • Boomstick: Almost got it.

  • Almoooost.

  • Oh shit!

  • It's dislocated.

  • Wiz: (groans)

  • Goddamnit.

  • All right come back next week and we'll cover Carnage opponent: Lucy from Elfin Lied.

  • Boomstick: Look I can make it spin.

Chad: Hey everybody we have a brand new DEATH BATTLE! T-shirt on the Screwattack's/Rooster Teeth's store.

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