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  • Boomstick: Yeah, It seems the only people they couldn't get do to the damn thing

  • WAS THE EXPERTS!

  • Wiz: The following is our video submission.

  • (DEATH BATTLE THEME)

  • Wiz: The question of who would win in a fight has been asked since man first achieved consciousness.

  • Boomstick: However, a particular match-up has haunted the mind of a man named Jared since he was a just boy.

  • Wiz: Vegeta: Prince Of All Saiyans.

  • Boomstick: And Mewtwo: The Genetically Engineered Pokémon.

  • IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!

  • Alright, you androgynous test tube baby...

  • PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE MOST INTENSE BATTLE THIS MISERABLE PLANET AS EVER SEEN!

  • Mewtwo!

  • Galick Gun...

  • FIRE!

  • (Vegeta laughs hysterically)

  • Ahh, Hilarious.

  • Mewtwo? Mewtwo?

  • Huh? Ugh. Well it's 5 o'clock, I could go for a beer. Sure.

  • Boomstick: Haha! That's the most exciting thing that's ever happened in that place.

  • Wiz: Vegeta's combat experience and Mewtwo's intelligence immediately alerted both of them

  • to the real threat in the area.

  • Boomstick: Sometimes even the greatest of enemies can put aside their pride

  • and work together in order to do something truly good for the planet.

  • Wiz: The Winner is The Internet

Boomstick: Yeah, It seems the only people they couldn't get do to the damn thing

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