Feeelix...

...FeEeEeEeEeEeLiX...

Hello?

Who's there?

(Deep Voice) You thought you defeated me...

*Pewds choking on that GFuel*

But I have returned stronger than ever...

(Confused Pewds.exe) ?-Series?

NO!

IT IS I!

CINNAMONTOASTKEN!

You deleted my System32, you bastard!

I challenge you...

TO THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS GAME!!!

But Ken, that was 3 years ago...

What?!

I've been gone for three years?!

NANI??

Well FINE, Ken, I accept your challenge!

Boo hoo!

Oh, I'm still mad about losing a video game 3 years ago.

It was more than that...

IT WAS EVERYTHING!!!

All my memes, lost forever(NOOOOOOOOOO)

Ahhhh, well well well...

I don't care, little ?itch

*Pewds laughs at the imminent demonitization*

F*** you!

I challenge you to a game of rock...

...Paper...

...Scissors.

Uh, well, I'll have you know...

...I am the winning champion...

...of rock, paper, scissors.

Undefeated!

Ken: How could I forget?!

*ken grunts while poods chuckles; wait that came out a little-*

Pewds: Yeah, you forgot that didn't you? Ken: tHrEe yEARs...

*more chuckling from pewds* Ken: THREE LONG YEARS!

Pewds: You forgot for three years; now you will pay again Ken!

The rules are the same.

Whoever wins in rock, paper, scissors, best out of 3

Gets to control the other person's computer for 30 whole seconds

Ken: That's all I need ᇂﮌᇂ)

I've been plotting this out the whole time...

*ding sound* *ding sound* *ding sound*

Pewds: Aw, here we go Round 1!

Pewds: Hmm, what should I pick, huh? *hmm noises from Ken*

Maybe I'll go for scissors! ಠ◡ಠ

Ken: Oh, I know all your moves.

There's no way you're gonna beat me this time. Pewds: Aww, yeah.

Pewds: Aww b- Oh, you made your choice, huh?

*intense screaming from both sides because poods won XD*

*tf are they both doing (. ﾟーﾟ)*

Pewds: You made a grave mistake challenging me, Ken!

Ken: uGH i'M sO sHoOk rIgHT nOw ಥ_ಥ

*poods breathing into his microphone; ken taking off his glasses*

Pewds: ooh, maybe I'll go scissor again, huh?

ʰʰʰᴹᴹᵐᴹᵐᵐ

*poods screaming dammit because he lost (must've laughed); ken rejoicing*

*wHeEzE*

Ken: You did! YESS! Pewds: Alright, well it's first to 3

Pewds: Alright, well it's first to 3

so it doesn't even matter- *in tiny voice*

ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ᶦ'ˡˡ ᵈᵒ ˢᶜᶦˢˢᵒʳ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ

Pewds: ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ *ken drinks something nervously*

*slurp*

*master poods won again; sounds of anguish and rejoice*

OnE MOre

one M0re

*Ken agressively coughs*

(Oh) My Gawd

Are you scared Ken

shaking right now

Maybe I will go scissor again

Getting TrIgGeRed

DAMMIT

UGUGUGGGGGGGUGUGGUGUGGUG *constapated ken*

ITS TIED (BOTH OF TENSED AF)

Ken: FUAAAAAAAA

P00ds: Maybe I will do scissor

again

Both: BAHHHH

*chants* come on come on come on *chant ends*

Ken: COme on God

Poods: Come on come on come on god please scissor

Ken: ITS TIME TO ACTIVATE MY TRUMP CARD

Poods: No not the trump card

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ken: Again

*Laughter bursts out*

Poods: Come on

Poods: Do this felix

Poods: You have been waiting for 3 years you can do it godamit(talking to himself)

AHHhhHHhhh

Ken: will be defeated Poods: I will not be defeated by the likes of your kind

Ken: NOooooooo Poods: YESSSssss

(Both doing some intense groaning)