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  • Let's make some goddamn hamburgers

  • Last week, I made some of the finest spaghetti ever known to man

  • AAAAAAAAAA

  • But today, we're making goddamn ham ber ger

  • *Hamburger meme effect*

  • Now I never done hamburgers before, so hopefully this will go okay alright?

  • Let's just start by getting a pot

  • I actually know how to make hamburger, okay? I know you're gonna be like

  • *Unintelligible mutter* Alright.

  • I knew - I know how to do it, and I'm gonna follow the recipe, because this time, I know how to play the game,

  • So I know what I'm doing (Very questionable Felix.), Okay?

  • Just add a little bit of olive oil, and the meat is in here, right? There it is. Look at that beautiful burger meat.

  • Hamburger.

  • Put it in.

  • Alright.

  • Cook that baby

  • It's hamburger soup. You've never had hamburger soup?

  • Let's double up on the beef.

  • Oh wow.

  • That looks good. Can we add a third one?

  • My God it's a hamburger tower. Can we get a fourth one?

  • Aww that's beaut - AAAAAAA!!11! NO!!1!

  • Goddamn it!

  • uh- let's add some cheese on it

  • let's add some f--[weird voice]: (hamburger) cheddar---

  • Does that melt ?

  • Alright, that's how you cook hamburger

  • NOW

  • We obviously wanna make some fries as well

  • so just grab your potaters

  • Jacksepticeye will like this a bit (watching his family get roasted)

  • so just chop your taters

  • Just like that

  • This is a hard potater

  • A very hard potater

  • Doesn't wanna get chopped

  • Whatever, I don't care

  • Alright, so let's put these in the fryer

  • I think I have a fryer, yeah

  • Cool

  • Cool, well most of them hit

  • So now let's

  • Oh, cool! Alright

  • Oh that's awesome you can fry stuff!

  • Ok

  • Let's check how the burger's doing

  • Oh that looks........

  • Maybe we need to add just a hint of olive oil

  • To cover--oh god, the cheese!

  • Why's the cheese not melting, dude?

  • Alright, maybe that'll do it

  • Alright, let's check on our golden boy

  • Are they supposed to be black?

  • Oh, ok, ahh, that looks awesome!

  • Alright, let's put that in

  • What else can you fry?

  • I've always, like, wanted to experiment

  • with frying things

  • Like, I've always wanted to fry my...

  • pumpkin

  • Dunk it!

  • Here we go

  • [airhorn]

  • And he scores. Alright

  • Let's just let that simmer, baby

  • Alright, I think our hamburgers are done

  • Uh, so let's just take this here

  • Aaand let's grab a plate

  • I'll probably grab the biggest plate

  • Because I don't want---

  • [shatter]

  • [weird voice]: h am burger

  • Alright we gotta make it look good

  • How do I put it down? There we go

  • But let's pour our hamburger soup

  • Oh yeah

  • Oh yeah, that's what came out of it [laughter]

  • The cheese looks so good

  • Oh, sh**, let's not forget about our fries

  • Okay, they look good. They're good

  • How's the pumpkin?

  • Okay, so we need to get the hamburger bread

  • So what you wanna do is you wanna just

  • Put it on top of here

  • There you go

  • Just cook it directly

  • Alright, that's cooked

  • Now, let's put that down on the plate

  • How do I rotate it?

  • Rotate...

  • Okay, perfect

  • Put it down...

  • Goddamn it!

  • Rotate,

  • put down

  • Rotate,

  • put down

  • Alright, let's just throw it--no?

  • [shatter]

  • ARE YOU F---[weird voice]: h am burger

  • How is that even possible?

  • How do I put it down?

  • Are you done? Yeah, it's done

  • Destruction hamburger bread

  • Alright, let's maybe grab a smaller plate [shatter]

  • God-- [weird voice]: b u r g e r

  • frick

  • ok

  • Careful now, we will put down,

  • very gently,

  • put it down

  • I NEED IT TO GO UPWARDS!

  • [shatter]

  • AHHHH [explosion]

  • I have an idea. We need the..err...Oh god the pumpkin.

  • [sad music]

  • That does not look good

  • I have more pressing matters

  • Ok, I got it. We need to u-

  • That's fine!

  • Five second rule, five second rule!

  • FIVE SECOND RULE, FIVE SECOND RULE!

  • There it is

  • Ok, put it down

  • Gently, gently

  • Are you f-- Goddamn it!

  • [applause] I did it, I did it, i did it, I did it

  • [applause] Okay, I don't know how I did it, but I did it

  • Now let's grab the burger

  • ok, ok, ok, ok

  • What the hell is happening?

  • It's hovering!

  • What?

  • [laughter]

  • Game of the year, everyone

  • Move down vertically

  • [shatter]

  • You know, I can't be bothered getting another plate

  • I can't even see where you're going!

  • Oh my god fu--

  • And where did the bread go?

  • Goddamn itttt

  • Drop it

  • Move down vertically, move down vertically

  • And then drop it

  • Drop it

  • Drop it

  • DROP IT!

  • [gasp]

  • OH MY GOD THAT'S PERFECT

  • Ok

  • We got this, fam

  • How-how's the pumpkin?

  • [sad music]

  • Pumpkin's fine

  • Now, all we have to do

  • All we have to do is get that burger on top of---

  • [gasp]

  • OH MY GOD I DID IT!

  • HE'S SO HAPPY, HE'S DANCING!

  • I know!

  • We did decide to double up, ok?

  • Why is it yellow?

  • Why does it look like that?

  • What is this?

  • what?

  • Is that the ch-- Oh the cheese melted!

  • It worked!

  • The cheddar cheese melted

  • This is gonna be delicious!

  • Alright, so I literally just pressed 'E'

  • [ding] [airhorn] [gasp]

  • OHHH!

  • OHHH!

  • That's what I'm talking about!

  • Now, let's get another hamburger bread

  • We gotta put--this one we just gotta put down on top

  • [ding]

  • [gasp]

  • OHHH!

  • Alright, let's get the fries, let's get the fries