Last week, I made some of the finest spaghetti ever known to man

AAAAAAAAAA

But today, we're making goddamn ham ber ger

*Hamburger meme effect*

Now I never done hamburgers before, so hopefully this will go okay alright?

Let's just start by getting a pot

I actually know how to make hamburger, okay? I know you're gonna be like

*Unintelligible mutter* Alright.

I knew - I know how to do it, and I'm gonna follow the recipe, because this time, I know how to play the game,

So I know what I'm doing (Very questionable Felix.), Okay?

Just add a little bit of olive oil, and the meat is in here, right? There it is. Look at that beautiful burger meat.

Hamburger.

Put it in.

Alright.

Cook that baby

It's hamburger soup. You've never had hamburger soup?

Let's double up on the beef.

Oh wow.

That looks good. Can we add a third one?

My God it's a hamburger tower. Can we get a fourth one?

Aww that's beaut - AAAAAAA!!11! NO!!1!

Goddamn it!

uh- let's add some cheese on it

let's add some f--[weird voice]: (hamburger) cheddar---

Does that melt ?

Alright, that's how you cook hamburger

NOW

We obviously wanna make some fries as well

so just grab your potaters

Jacksepticeye will like this a bit (watching his family get roasted)

so just chop your taters

Just like that

This is a hard potater

A very hard potater

Doesn't wanna get chopped

Whatever, I don't care

Alright, so let's put these in the fryer

I think I have a fryer, yeah

Cool

Cool, well most of them hit

So now let's

Oh, cool! Alright

Oh that's awesome you can fry stuff!

Ok

Let's check how the burger's doing

Oh that looks........

Maybe we need to add just a hint of olive oil

To cover--oh god, the cheese!

Why's the cheese not melting, dude?

Alright, maybe that'll do it

Alright, let's check on our golden boy

Are they supposed to be black?

Oh, ok, ahh, that looks awesome!

Alright, let's put that in

What else can you fry?

I've always, like, wanted to experiment

with frying things

Like, I've always wanted to fry my...

pumpkin

Dunk it!

Here we go

[airhorn]

And he scores. Alright

Let's just let that simmer, baby

Alright, I think our hamburgers are done

Uh, so let's just take this here

Aaand let's grab a plate

I'll probably grab the biggest plate

Because I don't want---

[shatter]

[weird voice]: h am burger

Alright we gotta make it look good

How do I put it down? There we go

But let's pour our hamburger soup

Oh yeah

Oh yeah, that's what came out of it [laughter]

The cheese looks so good

Oh, sh**, let's not forget about our fries

Okay, they look good. They're good

How's the pumpkin?

Okay, so we need to get the hamburger bread

So what you wanna do is you wanna just

Put it on top of here

There you go

Just cook it directly

Alright, that's cooked

Now, let's put that down on the plate

How do I rotate it?

Rotate...

Okay, perfect

Put it down...

Goddamn it!

Rotate,

put down

Rotate,

put down

Alright, let's just throw it--no?

[shatter]

ARE YOU F---[weird voice]: h am burger

How is that even possible?

How do I put it down?

Are you done? Yeah, it's done

Destruction hamburger bread

Alright, let's maybe grab a smaller plate [shatter]

God-- [weird voice]: b u r g e r

frick

ok

Careful now, we will put down,

very gently,

put it down

I NEED IT TO GO UPWARDS!

[shatter]

AHHHH [explosion]

I have an idea. We need the..err...Oh god the pumpkin.

[sad music]

That does not look good

I have more pressing matters

Ok, I got it. We need to u-

That's fine!

Five second rule, five second rule!

FIVE SECOND RULE, FIVE SECOND RULE!

There it is

Ok, put it down

Gently, gently

Are you f-- Goddamn it!

[applause] I did it, I did it, i did it, I did it

[applause] Okay, I don't know how I did it, but I did it

Now let's grab the burger

ok, ok, ok, ok

What the hell is happening?

It's hovering!

What?

[laughter]

Game of the year, everyone

Move down vertically

[shatter]

You know, I can't be bothered getting another plate

I can't even see where you're going!

Oh my god fu--

And where did the bread go?

Goddamn itttt

Drop it

Move down vertically, move down vertically

And then drop it

Drop it

Drop it

DROP IT!

[gasp]

OH MY GOD THAT'S PERFECT

Ok

We got this, fam

How-how's the pumpkin?

[sad music]

Pumpkin's fine

Now, all we have to do

All we have to do is get that burger on top of---

[gasp]

OH MY GOD I DID IT!

HE'S SO HAPPY, HE'S DANCING!

I know!

We did decide to double up, ok?

Why is it yellow?

Why does it look like that?

What is this?

what?

Is that the ch-- Oh the cheese melted!

It worked!

The cheddar cheese melted

This is gonna be delicious!

Alright, so I literally just pressed 'E'

[ding] [airhorn] [gasp]

OHHH!

OHHH!

That's what I'm talking about!

Now, let's get another hamburger bread

We gotta put--this one we just gotta put down on top

[ding]

[gasp]

OHHH!

Alright, let's get the fries, let's get the fries

Dude, I'm a culinary genius

Gently

Gently

I mean that's good enough for me--oh

That's good enough for me

Goddamn it, it's seeping out!

I think I know the trick now

No...

AHHHHH

Five second rule!

Awww :(

No

NOoo

Alright, good enough

Alright

Now, I like cheese,

so I'm going to get some extra cheese on top

How do I get the pumpkin out of there?

Spatula!

Of course!

[laughter]

That looks SO good!

[laughter]

[sad music] NO! NO! COME BACK!

Alright

I know I'm not supposed to do this

cuz of how it went last time

But I really just want to melt my cheese

Just a little bit

Oh god, what's happening?

[explosion] AHHHH!

GODDAMN BLOWTORCH!

I just wanna---oh god no!

[sad music]

It's still a potato

YOU!

YOU DID THIS!

[sad music]

Oh god, no, nono not again!

Goddamn it!

Awww not my cooking book!

Save the cooking book!

The f***ing door is on fire!

Why does this keep happening to me?

This does NOTHING!

[sad music]

Alright, so for dessert,

We're gonna make pumpkin pie

Which is basically,

pumpkin and...

lime juice

That looks good

And then you wanna fry it again

Then you wanna add little bit of extra power on it

It's fine, I've done this before

don't worry about it

And then let's put that pumpkin down

And there you go, there you have it

Goddamn itttttt!!

AHHHH!

And there you have it, everyone

Hamburger with pumpkin juice

How is that still on fire?

Put it out!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!?

HOW DO I PUT THIS OUT?!!?!

Alright, well, that was a hamburger pumpkin pie...

Delicious---ohhh not my fruits!

My fruits are on fire!!!

See you guys next week, where we will make Pewdie Pie

[weird voice]: Hamburger

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