Name: I GOOGLE MYSELF
Uploaded: 2020-07-01T17:30:25.000Z
Duration: 10 min 1 s
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Why don't you just make the same video you did a few years ago in short people are too dumb to realize

You already made this video, this way you can make videos forever and you can become unstoppable.

*happy* Hey guys, today we're gonna- I'm gonna Google Myself.

Well, if you happen to be a youtuber, or any former- former public person

Googling yourself is kinda like masturbating

Wi- With razor blades glued to your hands.

Ehh- You know, you think it's gonna be nice, but really it's just gonna be uh- bunch of shit.

Is that a good method for ya- Oh ya that's a good methaphor

Today, I am going to Google Myself, I've never done this before

So you know, it should be pretty interesting, also I'm doing a poll.

If you can answer me what you favorite day of the month is.

Oooohh, that's why, *reads* "Pewdiepie is a child rapist" *OH NO!!*

Can you imagine somewhat's parents dunno wtf I am, and then like:

There was this news about 3pac dying *really?*

*reads* "3pac died when he was taken off life support after he stopped breathing during water polo practice"

I don't- I mean it's really sad if it's true.

It would have been somekind of "Top 5 death list" you know, like

or Top 5 saddest moments of 2016, you know.

I'm really confused by the whole thing, cuz the Top 5 videos are not covering it.

Yeah, that's pretty much settles the deal.

How dare you? I have an IQ of at least a couple.

10 reasons why Pewdiepie is the most subscribed youtube channel.

Can someone like younger and more attractive and actually funny please take over

Cuz, I'm getting a little- I'm getting tired.

Ryan from Kid's Toy Reviews? Please. Come on.

Soon you're not going to be cute and adorable any more and you're gonna look like this

and you're gonna have to take over- gonna have to fill in for me alright?

I mean come one. They're the biggest youtube channel.

That's P- P- P... Ryan's Toy Reviews! That's it!

This is really weird to me because clearly it should be saying 'Ryan's Toy Review'

I don't understand why it came up like 'this is the answer' result

I'm gonna have to report this and send feedback.

'The biggest youtuber is Ryan Toy Reviews'