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  • It's Tuesday my dudes

  • *Music*

  • (R.I.P. Fridays with PewDiePie)

  • And you know what that means

  • Cringe tuesday time!

  • YEaHh

  • Tuesdays it's Tuesday!

  • That's right everyone. And today we're looking at probably a video a lot of you have already seen

  • I'm probably one of the last commentary channels

  • (I guess that's what I am)

  • To comment on this

  • But

  • It's just too good

  • *Laughing*

  • To be true.

  • Morgz "Pause" video.

  • (Phone Ringing) (Typing)

  • Morgz: GUYS IT IS -

  • WOT DID YOU SAY TO ME

  • YOU WANNA X2 GET A GLASS OF KISS!

  • Now,

  • Morgz kinda disappeared for a while I don't know if you're familiar with this, uh, Kid

  • But he came back

  • He came back with his family.

  • And it's just

  • It's just

  • Weird.

  • Morgz: Pause! He's been outside all day

  • P a u s e

  • *Drowning*

  • Morgz Mum: Pause.

  • *Drowning Intensifies*

  • Yo didn't have to do anything

  • *Laughing*

  • So the gist of these videos,

  • Is that you can pause someone with a remote control

  • At any time.

  • Now what the rules are beyond that, it's never explained

  • Who has the controller?

  • How long do u get to use the controller?

  • Can you pause anyone at any (time)? I don't know the rules otherwise how the frick am I supposed to understand?

  • But all you need to know

  • IS

  • Of course.

  • Video: BRUH

  • Morgz: Challenge

  • And the winner ge-

  • The mom really likes to make that face

  • And it makes me very very very very very very uncomfortable.

  • (BRUH)

  • There's 10,000 dollars on the line (Those aren't dollars Pewds)

  • It's like the perfect example of YouTube these days.

  • You can't do anything when there's not 10,000 dollars on the line?

  • Well why should I care then, huh?

  • Why should I care..

  • Video, Morgz: BEFORE WE START GUYS IF YOU WANNA WIN A BRAND NEW IPHONE THEN ALL YOU HAVE -

  • Of course! *laughing*

  • You can't start a video without a giveaway first.

  • This is 2019 goddamn it!

  • What we gonna do, Like the video?

  • Subscribe. Yeah cuz liking doesn't do anything. You just have to Subscribe.

  • Morgz: -THEN AFTER THE VIDEO CLICK THE L I N K IN THE DESCRIPTION FOR EXTRA ENTRIES.

  • OH MoRgAn we get it * BRUH sound effect *

  • *Music*

  • tALkin aBOuT iPhONeS -

  • ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶦᴾʰᵒⁿᵉ ᴵ ʷᴬⁿᵗ ᵒᴺᵉ

  • SHHHHH

  • *Angry Face*

  • unpauuusee

  • *Sound*

  • I don't understand what just happened (me either)

  • Did he get the iphone?

  • What is happening?

  • PAAAUUUUUUUSE

  • That's what I like most about these videos.

  • Just the super thick accent-

  • (In british) PAAUUUSSEEE

  • NO MoRGaN

  • nOOO

  • For some reason they're all just yelling constantly. I don't understand

  • Everyone in this family is deaf apparently.

  • Morgz: SHHHHHH

  • Morgz: hEEyye MUM WHAT'RE YOU UP TO?

  • JUST IRONING, MORGAN, of course

  • IM JUST IRONING MORGAN

  • as UsUaL

  • wAIT a second Morgan why have you got your camera?

  • *Realization* nO! NO! NOOO

  • *BRUH*

  • See? She always does that face and I don't like it! x2

  • nOo MORGAN!

  • Morgz Mum: Ehhh!

  • WoT A BeUTifUl FaCe tO pAuSE oN

  • *Distress*

  • *Fake distress intensifies*

  • What am I watching here.

  • Like what is this.

  • I dont, I don't understand.

  • I don't wanna watch this anymore.

  • Morgz: Whit a sec

  • *BRUH*

  • I really

  • The editing, is like *Primo*

  • Hyperdramatic background music every time.

  • It's like if I had "bruh" in every single one of my videos.

  • OKKK GUYYYSS

  • I mean I guess... that's literally me.

  • In 2013

  • I can't really be too harsh

  • Morgz: Whatever your ironing

  • because its about to be burned

  • By the looks of it

  • I think your ironing is

  • DOooNe

  • *AaAgGhH*

  • Unpause!

  • AhhEHhhEHA

  • Why are you laughing?

  • Damn, that's some cruel anime laugh

  • Anime villain: UrGgHahHahA

  • Morgz san

  • bAkARrAaa

  • It's your T-shirt all along

  • *Evil Laughing*

  • Morgan you've made OnE mistake

  • yOUvE fORGoT tO cHeCK WhOz sHirT iT iS

  • WeLL iT'S nOT yOuRZ

  • N' THErEZ oNLY oNE OtHER mAN SO IT MUST BE MARcEL

  • Pewds: No nO NO

  • mORgAN, ITS nOt just aNY old shirt

  • it's your bRAnD nEW bLaCKOuT

  • MGZ MERCH

  • Pewds: NOO NOT THE BRAND NEW - BLACK MGZ MERCH

  • NOOOOOOO

  • Ew

  • Morgan: *gasp*

  • *Gasp/Yelp*

  • ThAT CoNT Be MY nEW MGZ bLAcKoUT MERCH - riGHt?

  • nOT ThE nEW mGZ bLAckOut mERcH

  • Stop making that, seriously I can't-

  • Morgan: oHnoOOOO

  • You sure about that Morgan?

  • *Merch Advert*

  • Pewds: G U Y S ETS DA DA DAAAAAA

  • DAaaa DADA DA DAAAAA

  • *Chuckles*

  • Why are - Can't they talk?

  • Jesus Christ -

  • At least you guys can still cop it right now

  • Morgz.co

  • Just make sure you keep your irons away.

  • oh God - don't zoom in on that

  • ugh.. God the cold sore

  • ugh

  • Why would you? And the nails -

  • Dude - Like dude - Take care of your n a i l s

  • From a brutha from anotha

  • You've gotta get thone nails manicured br o t h a

  • ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵐᵃᵃᵃⁿ

  • C O M E ON MORGZ

  • YOU GO T T A GET YOUR NAILS CHECKED MORG Z

  • BUUUUUURN

  • LOOK AT THOSE NAILS

  • WE BETTER UNPASUE THOSE NAILS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I

  • God dammit

  • *Continues advertising merch*

  • Are you serious?

  • He's using this marketing ploy of 'Oh its gonna be gone forever'

  • 'Only 7 days' that is shameful

  • How could you do that?

  • You know some people just

  • Turn their videos into this one giant

  • Advertising campaign - That's just sad

  • And that's honestly just - Shameful

  • You think they talk like this all the time?

  • Or is it like - "ok, now we need to shoot this for you"

  • 'alright- ok so you want me to stand here?'

  • "ok - so what was my line?"

  • 'Check out the merch?' ok

  • G U Y S

  • C H E C K OUT MERCH

  • *Laughs*

  • Morgan: hey kiera

  • Kiera: 'Hi'

  • gOoD mORniN' WoT yOu uP tO?

  • *BRUH*

  • *Laughs*

  • He's making you juice guys.

  • Just making juice.

  • Just like when I pour milk out of the cartridge,

  • I'm just making milk.

  • I don't know what to tell you.

  • Oh noOoOoOo

  • NOOOOOO

  • I like how she's barefoot for this as well, look.

  • I mean, I can't shame it, I do the exact same thing.

  • You want to do something annoying, you always set it up like, "Oh yeah."

  • "I should probably remove my socks."

  • "Oh yeah, we should probably shoot this on a floor that's easy to clean up."

  • I don't know how to tell you this guys, I know this might come as a shock,

  • But this is fake all right?

  • If you point the remote at someone and say

  • PAUUUUUUSE

  • It doesn't actually work okay?

  • PaAaAUuUsE! [My ears]

  • Paaaauuuuse!

  • Bruh.

  • Bruh.

  • Bruh.

  • Bruh.

  • You know the only thing this video is really missing

  • To fit any sort of cliche,

  • It's Fortnite.

  • I'M sTiLL ThInKiNG aBouT HoW tO eLimINaTe KieRa and mUm. [Ears slowly dying]

  • But in the meantime, [please no]

  • Let's play some Fortnite. [I don't want this]

  • Look at this guys, it feels like it has been AGES since I've been on fOrTNiTe.

  • We're only five minutes in.

  • *Laughs*

  • Guys I'm running away.

  • I'm running away, I'm getting chased!

  • I'M GETTING CHASED!

  • pause.

  • hi morgan.

  • Kiera: having fun in fortnite? Pewds: Oh my freaking god.

  • are you having so much

  • This is a gamer moment.

  • Don't, don't do it morgz.

  • This is definitely a epic gamer moment

  • Kiera: we have no more juice left. Pewds: Oh my god.

  • So we can't drink any juice.

  • You just got me

  • eLiMiNaTEd

  • Anyway morgan, i've had my fun.

  • Unpause. hope you win.

  • *BRUH*

  • This next clip is me every time I lose in a video game.

  • Morgz: I demand that you say sorry for making me lose at my game.

  • This is completely and utterly un

  • Pewds: What am I watching?

  • *Laughing*

  • This is just a normal scenario for those of you who don't know what it's like.

  • If a girlfriend interrupts you in a video game,

  • I had the exact same reaction.

  • She went too far.

  • Morgz: I demand that you say sorry for making me lose at my game. [OMG Again?]

  • This is completely and utterly

  • Un

  • Ex

  • Morgz: This is the first time I've ever seen you on the treadmill.

  • Well I went on once on Martin for a video.

  • [this makes me feel some type of way]

  • Okay, I definitely did not need to see that.

  • Morgz: Be careful Mum, making sure you don't fall off.

  • Safety first, Morgan.

  • How is she being careful not to fall off?

  • Morgz: It'd be a shame if you got

  • PAUSED

  • No Morgan.

  • No!

  • NO!

  • Morgz: Pause!

  • Oh yeah! Let's watch that again!

  • Oh yeah! Again! Again

  • YEAHHHHH!

  • OHHHHHHHHHH

  • This is so awkward.

  • Can you imagine filming this with my mum?

  • Just have your mum laying there on the floor.

  • ah...

  • Morgz: Unpause!

  • *sounds of pain* [makes me real uncomfy]

  • What did you do?

  • *more pain*

  • I like how they went through all this, and then they thought, "Hey let's–

  • "That was awesome we replayed the clip three times,

  • "but we should do it again."

  • *hehe*

  • Back on, I'm getting back on.

  • She's getting back on, she's getting back on.

  • That distracted me from my workout.

  • Morgz: PAUSE!

  • AHH!

  • Pewds: *mockingly* ahhhh!

  • Pewds: Oh wowie!

  • That was just how she was running, she's rushe was running like this.

  • Dude, her head looks like a freaking bird!

  • BirdMorgzHandsMom confirmed.

  • Morgz: Unpause.

  • Oh now she's done, okay. Morgz Mom: Hey guys.

  • *BRUH*

  • Oh my god. I thought for once they wouldn't scream, Jesus Christ.

  • Goddamn it.

  • Humiliated for the last time! Pewds: Stop :(

  • Because of Morgan, I have a shoulder injury,

  • I can barely hold the camera! [Looks pretty good to me]

  • I have a plan to get Morgan back,

  • and Kiera isn't safe either. [That face]

  • Don't say I didn't warn you!

  • Morgz: Oh no.

  • Mom: What's the matter?

  • Morgz: *shook*

  • *BRUH*

  • Is that bald Martin?!? Oh my gosh, what have you

  • Did she call her husband bald Martin?

  • That's awesome.

  • Did he just (docs?) himself as well?

  • Can you imagine being neighbors to this family?

  • PaAaUuSE!

  • PA-AUSE!

  • I guess actually...

  • It's probably not worse than being neighbors with me.

  • Mom: I want a bag of ice.

  • Mom: Pause.

  • Jokes over.

  • Unpause me!

  • Mom: Unpause.

  • Morgz: Oh. My. Gosh!

  • Morgz: *inaudible* again.

  • I think I am.

  • Morgz: To push her.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh my god, it's not like you could have done that anyway.

  • Why do I care? It doesn't matter, it's...

  • Pewds: Oh my god, he got destroyed.

  • That's some pause action right there.

  • That's what you get!

  • For killing him in Fortnite.

  • These girlfriends got to learn.

  • I'm gonna cry :'(

  • Morgz: Mum

  • Pewds: I like how now after they've done the groceries they had their food,

  • They come back and they thought to themself in the car,

  • "Hey, wouldn't be epic if we like pause in the car?"

  • Morgz: Since you humiliated me in the shop,

  • Morgan no, Morgan no.

  • Don't do this Morgan, it's crazy. No Morgan.

  • Morgz: Pause! *fake car screeching*

  • Kiera: Oh my god, Morgan.

  • Morgan, Morgan, you can't do that.

  • If she crashes, we crash with her, we're in the car. [Looks to me like you're stopped]

  • *Laughing*

  • Oh my god Morgan, you can't do that.

  • If she dies, we die!

  • Because we are in the car, we're all sitting in this car together!

  • So if she crashes,

  • Then we all crash.

  • I think...

  • Morgan you can't do that.

  • PAUUUU

  • I bet you weren't expecting meal worms on your head.

  • These are the stinkiest bugs I can find,

  • And honestly I don't even know what I've

  • I've eaten those, they're not that bad.

  • They're like dried out, they don't...

  • Just saying it's not that bad, okay?

  • I've had live ones on Scare PewDiePie season one.

  • That's gross, okay?

  • This is nothing.

  • Shaking my head, you call this a pause challenge?

  • Meal worms *inaudible*

  • And also...

  • Is anyone no one gonna point out they're not actually pressing the pause button?

  • They're just pressing the off button, okay?

  • See, that's not the pause button, alright?

  • So I think that finally confirms that the pause challenge

  • Is actually in fact fake, once and for all.

  • Leave your comments down below what you think.

  • Is it real? It likehow are they doing this?

  • Offscreen: Ew. Ew!

  • Go away

  • Ew what is thisEw x4

  • Pause!

  • Mom: [Doesn't matter, why is she doing this????]

  • Did his mom just walk in on him naked in the shower?

  • No one sees a problem with this?

  • Morgz: You look fancy.

  • Morgz: Straightening you hair and everything, you never straighten your hair.

  • What do you mean? I always look good.

  • Morgz: Well Kiera, I'm sorry about this.

  • Morgz: I didn't want to have to do this,

  • Morgz: but after what you've just done to me, I have no other choice.

  • *BRUH*

  • Please stop, please X 7, please stop.

  • Morgan, okay. I was messing around,

  • I'm really sorry but you just *inaudible*

  • No. No excuses.

  • You got Morgz killed in Fortnite.

  • You went too far, you nowyou pay consequence.

  • Because like, a physical thing.

  • It's gonna really look bad!

  • Morgan, once it burns off, it's gonna take months to grow back.

  • Please stop :(

  • Morgz: Kiera, I'm gonna sit here all day until the hair burns off.

  • Morgz: The only way you can stop me is by giving up.

  • Morgz: You made me do this.

  • But I can't do it.

  • I can't do it anymore, Morgan, please, please stop *inaudible*

  • I'm gonna have to give up.

  • You know how much females care about their hair, Morgan.

  • Morgz: Kiera, I'm not going to unpause you.

  • Ohhh my god, Morgan. Fine!

  • Fine I give up! I give up!

  • Okay Morgan, I give up– *gasp*

  • I like how you didn't burn it, it was just cut off.

  • The music to it as well.

  • PAAAAUUUUSE!

  • I think one thing's for sure.

  • Martin is not gonna give up.

  • So, I forfeit.

  • So he forfeits - I guess.

  • Alright. That's cool.

  • I'm really glad I watched this.

  • This is a journey to say the least.

  • I mean I've made of Morgz before.

  • He clearly doesn't care.

  • It's just...

  • Really weird seeing a whole family do this?

  • At the same time, it's clearly just like a kids show at this point.

  • It's weird to me seeing how these things are still happening on YouTube

  • and doing very successfully at it, I mean

  • 21 million views. That's well done, what can I say?

  • Family-friendly, PG, clean.

  • Uh, okay. Well how do you explain this, huh?

  • I feel so bad for Martin,like if you agree.

  • His facial expressions are hilarious.

  • So people are actually watching it. Alright.

  • Fair enough to you, what can I say?

  • That's it for cringe week, let me know what you want next time.

  • And as always, smile and happy.

  • What? You never played Tuber Simulator?

  • *pfshhhhhh*

  • You know it's fun, right?

  • I'm not supposed to give my opinion,

  • but give it a try,

  • and then you can tell me if it's good or not.

  • Not convinced yet? Okay.

  • I'll cut you a deal.

  • The game is available for free,

  • and that's a great price!

It's Tuesday my dudes

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