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  • sskkKRaA

  • sKrAaA

  • skurt

  • SKarRArRAR

  • I'm 29 years old, everybody. Welcome to You Laugh You Lose.

  • Let's

  • frICKIN'

  • DO

  • T H I S , guys

  • Accept this challenge by SMASHING LIKE

  • On...

  • *stroke*

  • Smashing like on this video right FRICKIN' now if you're up for it. Unless you're a

  • C o w a r d.

  • I'm not afraid!

  • Give me my life points. Look at that.

  • Let the games begin.

  • Hey, look at that, a Tik Tok video.

  • GIRL: Don't...don't scroll on me okay??? Like, just listen. I wanna let you know

  • that...If you don't think you're beautiful...

  • Fine, I don't even care. That was amazing. Very creative, but it will not happen again. Mark my words.

  • GIRL: Yeah you! Don't...don't scroll on me, okay? Like, just listen. I wanna let you know...

  • that if you don't think you're beautif... (Felix laughs like an elephant)

  • FELIX: Wait, wait, wait, what is this thing? This is like a breakup? "And you were just...

  • "someone to make bets about. Didn't care. I wanted you to talk to me the next day."

  • Okay, um...

  • "Awful to hear that a girl is interested in you."

  • (people in video laugh) (Felix laughs)

  • Ugh. I'm not off for a good start, am I? It's okay. I got a few sleeves up my...

  • n e c k...(?)

  • This is the second most savage thing you can send to a breakup text, just...

  • "N O T E D. "

  • Moving on!

  • BOY: ...Crackhead has been outside my door for like 10 minutes, already called the cops, and he's still f***** here.

  • (knocking from outside) Open the door!

  • What do you want?

  • I'm already Tracer! (XDDDDDD) (what about widowmaker)

  • (rawr XD)

  • My man knows some fire music, man. "Even crackhead know that the dankest memes."

  • MAN: Have you seen Armand Christophe? Don't worry, we'll get him.

  • (sure)

  • (s p l o n c h )

  • FELIX: (Elephant laugh)

  • *quieter splonch uwu*

  • MAN: Can I help you?

  • (s p l o n c h 3 )

  • FELIX: We'll get 'em!

  • One day.

  • After we enjoy this wonderful bath.

  • I freakin' love Oblivion, guys. If you guys...if you guys have not subscribed to Bacon_ ,

  • I don't know what to tell you, man.

  • (boy coughing and spitting)

  • BOY: Hey, can someone throw me another Capri-Sun?

  • Y E E T

  • oh, oh, oh, f*** (dies a slow painful death)

  • Careful what you wish for, *mmm*. This is a meme that is a lesson to learn for everyone.

  • You may think you wanna Capri-Sun, but do you really?

  • Goddamn. That was, that was hard. I'm not gonna lie, that was so freakin hard, but I pulled through and I made it.

  • Are you still in the game?

  • SKIPPER: Well boys, we did it. Racism is no more.

  • OBAMA: Hello, Skipper.

  • SKIPPER: Mr. Obama, what are you doing here?

  • OBAMA: I came here to thank you for your great service to this country.

  • SKIPPER: No thanks necessary, Mr. Obama.

  • OBAMA: As a token of my gratitude. I'd like to give you the n-word pass.

  • SKIPPER: Mr. Obama, it is an honor to call you my...

  • FELIX: No, no, no, no.

  • Moving on, everybody. This is going great. I'm still alive, still kicking it. It's incredible,

  • how I never lost one of these. I never lost a You Laugh You Lose. You keep losing them all the time!

  • (rock music)

  • Okay, moving on!

  • BONGO CAT: We'll each need to take down about ten!

  • THANOS: Still your fear! It's now or never!

  • OBUNGA: We'll win this. I know we will!

  • FELIX: Obunga! I haven't seen him in years.

  • The hand that smash!

  • (electric charging and zapping noises)

  • FELIX IN VIDEO: Meme review! (explosion) (Felix laughs)

  • FELIX: Oh yeah! Screw you, Markiplier!

  • Is anyone gonna make it? Come on, T-Series.

  • DAMN! Damn it! Damn it! How could I miss one?!

  • ddddttdt!! It doesn't work!

  • It's okay, it's okay. It's okay. All right.

  • Everyone's gonna die, it doesn't matter. T-Series will die too.

  • Oh no, T-Series isn't a physical being, it's a corporate entity that could technically live on forever. Oh, God.

  • Oh, God!

  • Damn it!

  • (players laugh) FELIX: Oh, God.

  • Kill it!

  • He becomes a stripper, very nice!

  • Good meme! Good old classic... man, I need to do more videos with VR, they're so funny.

  • (unintelligible old man laughs and noises)

  • Come on.

  • He has such a beautiful laugh. There's no way you can't. Come on.

  • MAN: You there! Stop where you are. Stay on the rocks! Don't step on the sand, it makes the ant lions crazy!

  • FELIX: I don't think you can save... oh. (laughs)

  • MAN: Stop it, Freeman!

  • FELIX: Freeman, please.

  • MAN: No! Please... no. No! Noo! Nooooo!

  • FELIX: Naw, that's what I'm saying, he dies anyway. It doesn't matter. Stop crying, it's okay, it's a video game. it's a video game!

  • God, ants aren't real! Jesus Christ...

  • MAN: Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive!

  • ...and it's strong enough to pick up pancake!

  • FELIX: Oh my God. (laughs)

  • Goddammit!

  • What? My lettuce!

  • MAN: ...wet food, pet hair, or Thai sticky rice. It even sweeps slippery ice.

  • FELIX: Ice?!

  • MAN: It's so light, I can pick up a mess using my pinky!

  • FELIX: Wow, with your pinky!

  • MAN: The Hurricane Spin Room is whisper quiet, and...

  • FELIX: Can I pick up my dog?

  • MAN: ...swivels around furniture quick and easy, with no cords and no batteries.

  • FELIX: BATTERIES!!

  • MAN: The secret is triple-brush technology that uses centrifugal...

  • FELIX: Watch, it can pick up everything!

  • MAN: ...force, combined with a rotating action to sweep up everything in its path.

  • FELIX: Holy frick, dude!

  • MAN: Just push to empty in the trash...

  • FELIX: I'm freaking out over here!

  • MAN: ...your hands never touch the mess. And the Spin Broom has a mega-mouth, that's big enough...

  • FELIX: MEGA MOUTH!!

  • MAN: ...to pick up a ham sandwich! Look at that!

  • FELIX: HAM SANDWICH!! (laughs)

  • MAN: The giant corner brushes clean along baseboards and toe kicks with...

  • MAN: Even vinyl! It gets into the grout lines, leaving nothing behind. And the fold-flat handle...

  • FELIX: What about the pancakes?

  • MAN: ...lets you easily reach...

  • FELIX: What about the pancakes?!

  • MAN: ...between and under furniture. And it's strong enough to pick up pancake!

  • FELIX: (laughing uncontrollably) "Honey, I dropped a couple of large batteries, get the spin broom!"

  • I think it's safe to say I lost, I definitely lost.

  • Please, Brad ~sama. Please. Can I get another life?

  • Oh, thank you, kind sir.

  • Looks like I'm still in the game! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (old man laugh)

  • MAN: 7 + 6 is 12, or 7 + 6 are 12?

  • 7 + 6 is 12.

  • Well, it all depends on how you look at it, because from another perspective, it's 12, and from another perspective are 12.

  • Do you understand? It's like the criteria and the fundamentals you have as a person determine if it "is" or "are".

  • FELIX: The criteria or the fundamentals as a person will affect the answer of this mathematical question.

  • Absolute mad lad.

  • (Italian speech)

  • FELIX: "I am the shape of Dark Souls...2?"

  • (starts off in Italian but then crazy yelling)

  • (chuckling and possible dying inside)

  • Who is this Italian animator that do... always do these amazing ones?

  • I want to know the source for this. Those are always great.

  • (crazy yelling)

  • Okay, let's look at the result.

  • Wow, it looks like I beat you again. How about that?

  • Now you have to smash like, subscribe, and hit the bell button. That was it for me for now,

  • hope you guys enjoyed this video of SKRATTAR DU!!

  • Leave a comment if you skratta, leave a comment if yourlora, and I will see you guys next week. Goodbye!

sskkKRaA

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