Pewds, if you're running out of ideas just play a game

Stop posting boring shit like this!! Start posting good stuff

Play the new south park game

or a COD game

or go skydiving (ew) just stop posting boring shit!!!

Pls poods stop making yourself a fool and play a game

dude just play a video game, jesus!

plAY A GAmE

why doesn't he just like play a long game until he has an idea

SHuT uP

shUt Up

ThE REasON I'm NOt PLAyiNG anY GAmeS

is cause there's no such thing

as a good game

(guitar song plays as rocket league gameplay is showed in the background)

wait a minute

(loud screeching noises of rocket league cars chasings the ball)

what is this?

ohHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(Horrible screaming part 1)

AHh

(Horrible screaming part 2 begins)

(zooms into mole)

(Disk error screaming)

(Again!)

This game came out, literally on the same date as Fallout, Fallout 3 I think.

So pretty much, Everyone ignored it

It was also at a time where this type of games

were oversaturated but now Jesus Christ himself

came down from the sky and said

"Hey, you know what, aahHh, this game,

*more stuttering*you can have it on PC"

uuuh

what a lot of people actually DON'T know

is that this game is a uh- a mod

for an older game -uuh minecraft

made by Notch back in 2011

this is just a texture pack, really

and I- I think if you pay close attention

you can- you can see this in the gameplay

*robot whirring sounds*

a lot of people also don't realise this game is just like "The Search"

*laughing* []

aW

I fucking meta myself with a joke

female voice:"Sam! how's the view on your monitor" Male voice: "Looking good. The scenery's a little bland tho"

Sam is not a copy of Solid Snake

ehh

it's a common misconception

he's actually a copy of Sam from minecraft

you know that generic minecraft character

THAT'S who he's taken from

alright here we go

actual gameplay

so the beauty of Vanquish is the sliding option

with the slowing down option

it's-it's sexy as fuck

youuuuu've just gotta slide down

and watch out for carpet burns

ah fuck

this is how it's done

that's what i'm talking about

hELL YEAH

*voice cracking* hELL YEAH MAN

[quietly] oh i can't hit that one

sliiiiiiiiidin'

FUCK yeah, this game is badass

what is even happening

are those *burps* [you are disgusting pewds]

are those space lobsters

aw hell yeah!

space

finally...a-a science fiction i can get behind

alright it's time to sLIIde babYY

yeaHHH BOY

oh god, oh sh, oh oh fuck, wrong door

i'm sorry

Slide, shoot and papa's got a brand new bag!

Ye..Yeah Boy!

Thats what I am fuckin talking about.

I love

Its so impressing with it

Impressing about what you can do with minecraft.

The modern community has really has done a great job

Well here's the real question

Can we slide upstairs?

Ohhh maaaa goooooooooood

hehehehehe

Sliding Stairs!

Finally a good game.

I waited soooo long

Thank you

Keep sliding..

Keep sliding...

Yeaaaahhhh Boyyyy!!

Now thats what I'm talkin about.

{Evil laugh}

Yess

Minecraft is the best game

Game of the year

[game cutscene] Sam: Burns, I need some backup.

Pewds: I like that his name is burns.

Burns: Franklin. Rios. You two escort Sam.

Burns: Everyone else provide cover

Ironically I should be called burns

For all the carpet burns I m getting haha.

{more laughing} [Airhorn SFX]

ahahahhhahaha

Burns:I think Im gonna need a bigger gun.

Hell yea Santa Claus! Oh my god

Is that a giant enemy crab?

So here's this giant enemy crab.

Oh my god is that her underwear?

Hey,why did you go to military?

Oh don't worry about it...

Just ehh break dance

I just had a break dance class.

There ya go

Stupid Russians!

ehhehh [russian flag flys in blackground] Ohh my god I take it back

I'm sorry, I'm sorry

Jeez

Ultimate breakdance

Dodge everything

can't hit this?

Oh my ****ing god!

Its megatron. What are you doin here?

Ahhh jeeez

Jesus christ!

I think that what a lot of people don't realize is that this is an actual representation....

Of when trump is down with his presidency.

and I'm okay with that [laughs]

Woah!Its happening

What the **** is this?

What the **** was that?

How do I do that again?

Got em' Hell yeah!

Yeahhh boyyy!

buhhhhh

He's dodging.

Woahhh ah hahhaha {Laughs}

That's what I'm fuckin talkin about!

Hell yeah man

That was fucking awesome

Ehhh sliding into your dm's ehehehhh

aw aw aw aw aw f**k aw aw aw

Dont worry about it.dont worry bout it

Sliding!!

Wooooahh huhhu

This game is just like gears of war!

I mean dark souls

Is this a nipple electrifying device?

Should I stop or...

{laughs}

He made a reference "Ebay"

What the **** is this game?

ohhh maan

Hell yeah

If anyone understands what is happening let me know.

Ahhh shit

Wait, I finished a mission?

I just died. wtf

I gotta say this game is fucking glorious to play on pc

I can finally see santa's butt in hd

This is what I've been waiting for

Isnt that right santa

**** u bitch. Shut the **** up bitch I'd love to **** at you.

Fuck yeah!!

Im playing my favourite disco song for them!

{Disco song in background}. I cant stop dancing.

Take this!!!

oooh sh**

aahh

Its wall-e!

Its wall-e on steroids what the **** happened?

Visual footage of when me and Marzia...

Ohh what was that {music plays}

Oh shi...Oh no..Oh no..

Oh jesus

Im sorry Im sorry

Im sorry

Im sorry buddy