I'm almost-

YEAHHHHHH!!!!

[ SUSPENSE MUSIC ]

Aw shit--fuck, not again--- awh, its-

Super... l-

So late..

I haven't recorded a video

I record a video everyday

Why? (TRIGGEREDNOISES)

God dammit, I'm fucked.

I'm gonna have to find a game REAL fast!

I won't make that adsense. Fuck

Surely, I haven't done a game-play in a while

surely there's a game out there just for me!

No, for fuck's sake!

I said a real game!

Hotoful- I've PLAYED that!

Wait..

Wait a minute..

Wait a minute!

What is this?

Gal*Gun: Double Peace..

*Orgasm*

Wow!

This is great!

Thishshs

This one, this one, I'll play this one!

I think I'm gonna play this one...

yeah, oh definitely I'll play this one!

So there's a panic button...

And if you hit it...

[ VOICE IN THE VIDEO ] "Oh, wha-what am I doing? Nothing, nothing Mom"

It switches to an RPG!

That's fucking beautiful!

Anyway uh, while we wait for this game to download

I just wanna say.. thank you

for leaving a like on this video!

[ SAD DISTORTED MUSIC ]

oh FUCK yeah!

I'm going to Minasha Bliss dance on this one..

[ Minasha ]: Hi I'm Rinasha Bliss and I'm your freestyle dance teacher

[ Pewds ]: Help!!

What kind of person are you?

I'm a bookworm, jock, fashionista, pervert..

Pervert! 100%!

Alright..

How does that affect the game?Who knows..

Who cares?

Let's play!

[ READS DIALOG ON SCREEN ]

Ho-how? Oh shit

Ok, I literally don't care.. Just skip!

That's a gshhshshh, cute!

Not as cute as Marzia though!

[ PEWDS PULLING OFF MARZIA'S VOICE ] Felix?

What are you playing?

Hey, Ma-Marzia!

It's an RPG!

End button..

End button!

It doesn't work!!

Dammit!

oogh, I love when the music changes..

Potential love interest?

Can't stop... dancing

There better be boobs real fucking fast!

or else..

They're not goinna watch long enough for a mid-roll! Come on..

What has happened

Is she gonna jump?

What kind of game is this?

Do it!

Do it! Sorry, sorry I just reflexed..

Oh..

Oh my godI think it's starting!

What is happening?

What is this?

Oh my god what happened? What happened?

I wanna know what happened!!

You're awake.

oHHHH

What do I do?

Ecstacy Shot!

What?!

I just keep shooting them?!

Why am I shooting them!?

YEaHhH

I see how it is..

Ecstasy shots!

I can zoom!!

*KAZOOOOOOO*

Japanese people must have the patience...

how do they say it through this much text?

I don't understand...

I mean yes I have AD--

Clearly have ADHD but this is DIFFERENT.

Don't see them young that's just weird!

I don't know- No, you're ruining it, you were great

now you ruined it!

Now you ruined it..

Fuck!

Ok, so what do I do?

I zoom in..

Analize..

Oh, I analyzed!

And then what?

Oh!!

My!!

God!

No!

No, I can't play this game!

I can't..

I can look at her shoes..

those are great shoes..

So her tits are her weakness..

What do I do then?

OhHhH

Myyy

God! GodGodGodGodGodGodGodGodGod

What is happening?

What am I doing?

I'm clicking at her shoes Marzia!

oooooh my God!

[ SAD PIANO MUSIC ]

You know I- I actually cum the same way..

[ Triggered sad music ]

You know it's just in the heat of the moment..

I can't help myself..

Hngya!

Hngya!

Haaaaa!!

I got great fingers!

Nope!

Okay, well we're playing now..

Got 'em

Got 'em

Let's zoom in on this one

Alright we want to shoot there

okay got it

Oh, we see through their clothing

Oh my god I see through the bushes

I mean I see that there's the bushes and

as the from the

bushes? Am I right?

Sorry

Alright so anyone hiding

Snipe 'em

I'm quick scoping these bitches

Bamm

It's literally. It just hit me it's

like one of thos-s-e arcade shooters

It literally is like an arcade shooter (giggles)

But you replace the zombies and monsters

With na- (stops self)

W.. With with japanese schoolgirls

It's genius

oh my god ready get to jet oh my god whOOP!

Oh my god there is more

Aw, that one is tiny

I don't know what I..

*Music Stops*

Feel about that.

I don't..

it's a weird balance

I don't know if

Felix!!

Oh, this RPG is the best

Happyface

I've been loving up happy face for a long time

Okay Felix

I

I

*Marzia Speak*

Oh boy, that was a close one

You just hit M

Fucking beautiful

This game is the best game

This game

it's my safe place

this is where I go when bad things happen

I want this game played at my funeral

I want a 16 player LAN setup

Where everyone just plays this game

And thinks about me

actually, you know what?

They can just play the game, they don't-

oh my god oh my god what's happening

I am not recording that's what's happening

are you fucking kidding me

Whoooo

My God

Did you see the sheer panic

Alright

Tits, let's shooter in the tits

I realise how that sounds but ok I didn't make the game

I didn't make the game dammit

Why she running around in the bathingsuit

You know what, nevermind

Ah, Jesus christ

That actually scared me

Oo, I got an acheiv

*inaudible screeching*

Jesus

Twins

Oh, my god, hello

Shoot them once

You look at their underwear ohmygod ohmygod

Don't show that

So do I kill them or do they just disapear

G rank :D

More like

*spot em*

Okay

I just wanna say I'm sorry about this video I don't even

I had to pick a game I just went with what

I had and here we are

that's right i see all you hoes

this game is practically my oh my god i could

unlock the fucking outfit and I missed it

come on scan where are they where they

come on headshot headshot

Fucking die

Sorry too far

Oh my god teacher

Sensei shot

fuck yeah i think i might be a little

too into this game at this point god

god i'm gonna

Headshot

Boob shot

yeah front shot

Ah, god

Dammit

I wanna play this with like a giant purple

dildo in my hand

felix what the fuck why would you want that

don't quote me on that

But wouldn't it be cool

Sorry

*yeah you better be*

*Releases Inner Weeaboo*

was that cool

was that cool?

How much was this game?

how much did I pay for this?

I'm just, thirty bucks huh well I think the only

thing other question is is there a dlc

oh my fucking are you telling me you are

you telling me i could pay four pounds for

the wedding dress costume set

oh my fucking god Jesus Christ where is

my wallet I want to know what they're

saying if anyone of you speak Japanese

please translate

Did she fucking punch me?

Oh god oh my god yes senpai

Yes please

Wait what whoa whoa whoa what did i do

OHH

MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH

THREEEEEEEE

THREE OF THEM

I'm

Oh noo

Ooo ,yeah the guilt

*someone fckin end his life already, why does he have to suffer with mental disease*

how do I do it

Where do you like it

where do you- oh she likes it there.

*close your eyes and just imagineeeeeeee* okay fuck it's hard

Ehh

Come on

I can't please you all i'm just going to focus

on one of you. NO i'm almost there

almost there i'm almost yEEEES

yeah satisfaction

yeah that's what I'm talking about

that's how we do it

Oh, bitch exploding (?????)

*fingers his bottom part for extreme satisfaction*

Felix

Oh

Yeah Marzia, I'm on a boss battle

Hey you need to come now Felix

But I haven't

I haven't done my outro yet

check out this video it's very similar

to this one if you like this video you

might like like this one

Felix

okay I'm coming

I mean, uhm

Okay..