I'm almost-

YEAHHHHHH!!!!

[ SUSPENSE MUSIC ]

Aw shit--fuck, not again--- awh, its-

Super... l-

So late..

I haven't recorded a video

I record a video everyday

Why? (TRIGGEREDNOISES)

God dammit, I'm fucked.

I'm gonna have to find a game REAL fast!

I won't make that adsense. Fuck

Surely, I haven't done a game-play in a while

surely there's a game out there just for me!

No, for fuck's sake!

I said a real game!

Hotoful- I've PLAYED that!

Wait..

Wait a minute..

Wait a minute!

What is this?

Gal*Gun: Double Peace..

*Orgasm*

Wow!

This is great!

Thishshs

This one, this one, I'll play this one!

I think I'm gonna play this one...

yeah, oh definitely I'll play this one!

So there's a panic button...

And if you hit it...

[ VOICE IN THE VIDEO ] "Oh, wha-what am I doing? Nothing, nothing Mom"

It switches to an RPG!

That's fucking beautiful!

Anyway uh, while we wait for this game to download

I just wanna say.. thank you

for leaving a like on this video!

[ SAD DISTORTED MUSIC ]

oh FUCK yeah!

I'm going to Minasha Bliss dance on this one..

[ Minasha ]: Hi I'm Rinasha Bliss and I'm your freestyle dance teacher

[ Pewds ]: Help!!

What kind of person are you?

I'm a bookworm, jock, fashionista, pervert..

Pervert! 100%!

Alright..

How does that affect the game?Who knows..

Who cares?

Let's play!

[ READS DIALOG ON SCREEN ]

Ho-how? Oh shit

Ok, I literally don't care.. Just skip!

That's a gshhshshh, cute!

Not as cute as Marzia though!

[ PEWDS PULLING OFF MARZIA'S VOICE ] Felix?

What are you playing?

Hey, Ma-Marzia!

It's an RPG!

End button..

End button!

It doesn't work!!

Dammit!

oogh, I love when the music changes..

Potential love interest?

Can't stop... dancing

There better be boobs real fucking fast!

or else..

They're not goinna watch long enough for a mid-roll! Come on..

What has happened

Is she gonna jump?

What kind of game is this?

Do it!

Do it! Sorry, sorry I just reflexed..

Oh..

Oh my godI think it's starting!

What is happening?

What is this?

Oh my god what happened? What happened?

I wanna know what happened!!

You're awake.

oHHHH

What do I do?

Ecstacy Shot!

What?!

I just keep shooting them?!

Why am I shooting them!?

YEaHhH

I see how it is..

Ecstasy shots!

I can zoom!!

*KAZOOOOOOO*

Japanese people must have the patience...

how do they say it through this much text?

I don't understand...

I mean yes I have AD--

Clearly have ADHD but this is DIFFERENT.

Don't see them young that's just weird!

I don't know- No, you're ruining it, you were great

now you ruined it!

Now you ruined it..

Fuck!

Ok, so what do I do?

I zoom in..

Analize..

Oh, I analyzed!

And then what?

Oh!!

My!!

God!

No!

No, I can't play this game!

I can't..

I can look at her shoes..

those are great shoes..

So her tits are her weakness..

What do I do then?

OhHhH

Myyy

God! GodGodGodGodGodGodGodGodGod

What is happening?

What am I doing?

I'm clicking at her shoes Marzia!

oooooh my God!

[ SAD PIANO MUSIC ]

You know I- I actually cum the same way..

[ Triggered sad music ]

You know it's just in the heat of the moment..

I can't help myself..

Hngya!

Hngya!

Haaaaa!!

I got great fingers!

Nope!

Okay, well we're playing now..

Got 'em

Got 'em

Let's zoom in on this one

Alright we want to shoot there

okay got it

Oh, we see through their clothing

Oh my god I see through the bushes

I mean I see that there's the bushes and

as the from the

bushes? Am I right?

Sorry

Alright so anyone hiding

Snipe 'em

I'm quick scoping these bitches

Bamm

It's literally. It just hit me it's

like one of thos-s-e arcade shooters

It literally is like an arcade shooter (giggles)

But you replace the zombies and monsters

With na- (stops self)

W.. With with japanese schoolgirls

It's genius

oh my god ready get to jet oh my god whOOP!

Oh my god there is more

Aw, that one is tiny

I don't know what I..

*Music Stops*

Feel about that.

I don't..

it's a weird balance

I don't know if

Felix!!

Oh, this RPG is the best

Happyface

I've been loving up happy face for a long time

Okay Felix

I

I

*Marzia Speak*

Oh boy, that was a close one

You just hit M

Fucking beautiful

This game is the best game

This game

it's my safe place

this is where I go when bad things happen

I want this game played at my funeral

I want a 16 player LAN setup

Where everyone just plays this game

And thinks about me