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  • I'M ALMOST THERE I'M ALMOST THERE

  • I'm almost-

  • YEAHHHHHH!!!!

  • [ SUSPENSE MUSIC ]

  • Aw shit--fuck, not again--- awh, its-

  • Super... l-

  • So late..

  • I haven't recorded a video

  • I record a video everyday

  • Why? (TRIGGEREDNOISES)

  • God dammit, I'm fucked.

  • I'm gonna have to find a game REAL fast!

  • I won't make that adsense. Fuck

  • Surely, I haven't done a game-play in a while

  • surely there's a game out there just for me!

  • No, for fuck's sake!

  • I said a real game!

  • Hotoful- I've PLAYED that!

  • Wait..

  • Wait a minute..

  • Wait a minute!

  • What is this?

  • Gal*Gun: Double Peace..

  • *Orgasm*

  • Wow!

  • This is great!

  • Thishshs

  • This one, this one, I'll play this one!

  • I think I'm gonna play this one...

  • yeah, oh definitely I'll play this one!

  • So there's a panic button...

  • And if you hit it...

  • [ VOICE IN THE VIDEO ] "Oh, wha-what am I doing? Nothing, nothing Mom"

  • It switches to an RPG!

  • That's fucking beautiful!

  • Anyway uh, while we wait for this game to download

  • I just wanna say.. thank you

  • for leaving a like on this video!

  • [ SAD DISTORTED MUSIC ]

  • oh FUCK yeah!

  • I'm going to Minasha Bliss dance on this one..

  • [ Minasha ]: Hi I'm Rinasha Bliss and I'm your freestyle dance teacher

  • [ Pewds ]: Help!!

  • What kind of person are you?

  • I'm a bookworm, jock, fashionista, pervert..

  • Pervert! 100%!

  • Alright..

  • How does that affect the game?Who knows..

  • Who cares?

  • Let's play!

  • [ READS DIALOG ON SCREEN ]

  • Ho-how? Oh shit

  • Ok, I literally don't care.. Just skip!

  • That's a gshhshshh, cute!

  • Not as cute as Marzia though!

  • [ PEWDS PULLING OFF MARZIA'S VOICE ] Felix?

  • What are you playing?

  • Hey, Ma-Marzia!

  • It's an RPG!

  • End button..

  • End button!

  • It doesn't work!!

  • Dammit!

  • oogh, I love when the music changes..

  • Potential love interest?

  • Can't stop... dancing

  • There better be boobs real fucking fast!

  • or else..

  • They're not goinna watch long enough for a mid-roll! Come on..

  • What has happened

  • Is she gonna jump?

  • What kind of game is this?

  • Do it!

  • Do it! Sorry, sorry I just reflexed..

  • Oh..

  • Oh my godI think it's starting!

  • What is happening?

  • What is this?

  • Oh my god what happened? What happened?

  • I wanna know what happened!!

  • You're awake.

  • oHHHH

  • What do I do?

  • Ecstacy Shot!

  • What?!

  • I just keep shooting them?!

  • Why am I shooting them!?

  • YEaHhH

  • I see how it is..

  • Ecstasy shots!

  • I can zoom!!

  • *KAZOOOOOOO*

  • Japanese people must have the patience...

  • how do they say it through this much text?

  • I don't understand...

  • I mean yes I have AD--

  • Clearly have ADHD but this is DIFFERENT.

  • Don't see them young that's just weird!

  • I don't know- No, you're ruining it, you were great

  • now you ruined it!

  • Now you ruined it..

  • Fuck!

  • Ok, so what do I do?

  • I zoom in..

  • Analize..

  • Oh, I analyzed!

  • And then what?

  • Oh!!

  • My!!

  • God!

  • No!

  • No, I can't play this game!

  • I can't..

  • I can look at her shoes..

  • those are great shoes..

  • So her tits are her weakness..

  • What do I do then?

  • OhHhH

  • Myyy

  • God! GodGodGodGodGodGodGodGodGod

  • What is happening?

  • What am I doing?

  • I'm clicking at her shoes Marzia!

  • oooooh my God!

  • [ SAD PIANO MUSIC ]

  • You know I- I actually cum the same way..

  • [ Triggered sad music ]

  • You know it's just in the heat of the moment..

  • I can't help myself..

  • Hngya!

  • Hngya!

  • Haaaaa!!

  • I got great fingers!

  • Nope!

  • Okay, well we're playing now..

  • Got 'em

  • Got 'em

  • Let's zoom in on this one

  • Alright we want to shoot there

  • okay got it

  • Oh, we see through their clothing

  • Oh my god I see through the bushes

  • I mean I see that there's the bushes and

  • as the from the

  • bushes? Am I right?

  • Sorry

  • Alright so anyone hiding

  • Snipe 'em

  • I'm quick scoping these bitches

  • Bamm

  • It's literally. It just hit me it's

  • like one of thos-s-e arcade shooters

  • It literally is like an arcade shooter (giggles)

  • But you replace the zombies and monsters

  • With na- (stops self)

  • W.. With with japanese schoolgirls

  • It's genius

  • oh my god ready get to jet oh my god whOOP!

  • Oh my god there is more

  • Aw, that one is tiny

  • I don't know what I..

  • *Music Stops*

  • Feel about that.

  • I don't..

  • it's a weird balance

  • I don't know if

  • Felix!!

  • Oh, this RPG is the best

  • Happyface

  • I've been loving up happy face for a long time

  • Okay Felix

  • I

  • I

  • *Marzia Speak*

  • Oh boy, that was a close one

  • You just hit M

  • Fucking beautiful

  • This game is the best game

  • This game

  • it's my safe place

  • this is where I go when bad things happen

  • I want this game played at my funeral

  • I want a 16 player LAN setup

  • Where everyone just plays this game