Old guy:*uh wtf are u doing lol *

Waddup , hey big boy, nice to meet you

Oh nooooooooooooooooo

Handshakes!

Why are they so awkward?

I fuckin hate handshakes

Why?

Why do you have to handshake?

Can't you just be like "alright see ya"

What's wrong with- *distorted*

Every time there's a handshake...

Today we're gonna look at some of the most awkward handshakes *me everyday*

Just for the pure cringe of it

and uhhh

well examine some of mine (oh boy!)

Just to see where it went wrong

Hopefully I feel less bad about myself

We all had a bad handshake

At some point in our life, ok

The problem with me is I'll never forget it

I remember every single detail

I'll wake up in the middle of the night

With cold sweat and be like

FUCK

Why did I fuck up that handshake

*horrible memories*

Lets look at some immortalised handshakes

Wait, there is no way Obama has an awkward handshake

He is such a cool guy

There it is

Awwww

Ahh

What the hell!

That wasn't even to bad

Are you serious

Painfully awkward? (Stop spelling awkward wrong who ever u are omg)

Oh you haven't even

You haven't even seen pain

ABC news you don't know

My suffering...

You don't even know my suffering

Look at that

Look at that guys dead dead look

He's like, fuck we fucked that up didn't we

That's awkward

This is my favorite one I think

Cuz

Lets just watch, it's beautiful

They do the shake

Ohhhhhhhhh!

Wohoho

Yes

Why *laughter*

UUUUUUEHHHHHH

WHY!

How

Ugh

Listen

You gotta let go

Gotta know when to let go

Some people don't when to let go

That guy's like

Alright, well I

Guess we're going on a little journey now

why couldn't he just *laughter*

There is another one like that

we've all been in that one handshake

Where the guy or girl just hold on too long

Lets watch

oh god

Please let go

UGHHHH, he

How are they still holding hands?

NO!

I genuinley can't last longer

I can't

I can't fucking watch this shit

It hurts

It fucking hurts

Ugh

Cause he's gonna review this car

And he's like, you know motherfucker

I'm not letting go of your hand until you give me a good review for the camera

You fucking bitch

Please

Please let go of the fucking hand

Let go of the hand

Let go of the hand!

Alright, I think I've gathered enough courage to watch one of my awkward handshakes

This one happened litteraly like a week ago

Welcome, good job

Welcome

Good job

Thank you

Cool

Cringemas!

Jack!

Let me just

Let this just be clear

That was Jack that fucked up, ok

That was, that was

Lets just see what happened

Lets deconstruct

He went for the handshake

I

Ohhh

Went for the handshake

And then he went away

How am I suposed to

How do you go away?

If you go just commit

Commit Jack, have you heard of commitment?

I bet you have, cause

What's something bad?

Gottem

That's 100% on Jack

That's 100% on Jack

and that's fine

Nothing else

Can I just say

Can I just say, and to myself for that matter

If you are ever, ever

You ever find yourself

On a gaming show

What so ever, whatever fucking happens

Do not shake their hand

Do not shake any hands

No brofists

No highfives

No nothing

Cause this is what happens

Ogh

I've seen it before

And it just

I wanna die

Oghhhhh

I don't know why does this bother me so much

Nothing bothers me

Trump

Trump became president

I don't care

Handshakes

An awkward handshake

That's the fucking worst

The thing

You see that guy

He has an earpiece

He has to talk to other people

he's not gonna see your hand

Just don't shake his hand

A once handshake

Can ruin everything

Look at that guys face

That's the face you make when you die

That guy fucked it up

that guy is literally Jacksepticeye

The guy on the left

Hahaha

Wait, so he hands over the mic

What was he thinking

Hey really nice to meet you

Sure

Sure

sure buddy

I think this is probably my favorite one

I, you could say I'm a kind of a connoisseur of awkward handshake

but I, I think this one has to be my favorite

Ryan Seacrest highfives a blind guy

No you wont see anyone in California

Ryan Seacrest

Did he ever comment about that

I think that's what makes it even better

The fact that he never acknowledged it

Like, oh my god

I tried to highfive a blind guy

I think I've gathered enough courage

To watch another one of mine

You see my reaction right away

Oh no, Oh no

Why is it so hard to me

Am I that awkward?

I don't think I'm that awkward

I just can't do handshakes

Just don't handshake me

I don't want to

I don't wanna touch you, ok

No offense

Who grabs?

Why would you grab

Ethan

Whats wrong with you?

That was a highfive, that was clearly a highfive

Alright and the Conan one

Which you all keeps sending to me by the way

Please stop doing that

Who handshakes during a gaming session?

You highfive

You go like this

That doesn't mean you are going for a hand shake

Like this means a highfive

That's not my fucking problem

Well I don't ever wanna do that again

Shut up

and the guy, he fucked it up to

He fucked it up to

Look at him, he did it wrong aswell

It's not just me

I'm not the only one

Look at that , that's equally bad, ok

Can you stop , can you

Stop

What else do we got?

Oh this fucking video

So he is challenging these

Girls, paid actresses I should probably call them

To make an awkward handshake with them

and if they fail

they have to makeout with him

The ultimate punishment

I was cringing

I didn't even realise I made that face

Jesus

Hey Chris, why don't you

Why don't you gt a suit that fits you?

Why don't you get a propperly tailored suit?

Instead of paying all these women to kiss you

Alright

I mean it doesn't seem like a bad job

They're all atractive women

Marzia, Marzia

But, come on girls

You can do better

You don't have to kiss Chris Monroe

Cause you fucked up a handshake

Couse I will

If I kissed everyone I fucked up a handshake with

I would

Probably have herpes

Six times over

20 times, a million times

You fuck up a handshake

You pay the consequences

You don't just make out with people

Alright

it kinda triggers me

Because I have this condition

And he's clearly making fun of it

And I don't think that's fair

I don't think that is very fair at all

Mr. Chris Monroe

What the fuck, you guys tweeted me this

Wait, what just happened

Is that Hitler

Ohhhhhh!!

Historically awkward handshake, what the fuck

Did Hitler, did Hitler

Did Hitler just have an awkward handshake?

Oh my god

Oh my god

This is the greatest thing that ever happened to me

Oh my god

Finally

I can relate to someone

Kidding

I'm kidding

That's a pretty

He did it pretty smooth

You know the

Man, Hitler

He didn't just do the

Sorry, ok, to far, allright

This one I thought was fake

It just seemed to dumb

To not be real

So it's this guy with no arms

And shoots

He shoots and wins gold

He actually has absolutely incredible feet

Like feet

I mean feet, not shit oh no

Look at that!

You fucking idiot

I thought that was fake

To be fair

What do you do

Do you bow?

You gotta bow

Bow

That's it

We need to bring back the bowing

Simple

Like Japan

Why is it so hard?

Can we just have one universal thing

I don't care what it is

I just want one thing so it doesn't have to be so awkward

The most awkward handshake of 2012

What happend

Oh

Oh, oh, oh

I don't know why it's funny

I think it's because

People are put in a spot where they don't know how to act.

we're so programmed

Oh, this is getting deep

We're so programmed in our society