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  • [Plays MATT OX - Overwhelming (Prod. OogieMane)]

  • The fuck is this gay shit?

  • NO

  • NO!

  • Ahhh!

  • Ohhh!

  • HELL YEAH!!!!

  • *Hitmarker*

  • AHHHHHH!

  • I almost DIEEEEEEED

  • Alright

  • So

  • We sold out all the hoodies (Good)

  • But (Nani!?)

  • I know you guys like Fidget Spinners

  • So now you can buy your

  • Official

  • Purderpie

  • Fidget Spinners

  • You ain't spun, until you spun this shit boi

  • Right

  • Okay let's get started with this video

  • Uh-

  • Lemme just-

  • hah

  • *Jogs over to pink chair gracefully*

  • Wa-Was that cool?

  • *Shouts* Was that cool?!?! I don't know if you can hear me!!!! (Oh we can hear you alright Felix)

  • CONTEXT!

  • DOESN'T MATTER!

  • Everyone knows this!

  • It's been proven!

  • Many times!

  • That context doesn't have any effect

  • what-so-ever!

  • I know what you're thinking "Phh! Pewdiepie, context matters a great deal! Otherwise...

  • *Burps* (Ten outta ten)

  • Everyone is just, eh, can be whatever-

  • THEY WANNA BE!!!

  • Context matters

  • Poodiepie

  • Because otherwise, you can twist anyone's narrative to make them look however you like!"

  • I know!

  • But this is a false statement

  • I'll prove it to you

  • Just look at anime

  • *Reading* "Everyone, Satan just called"

  • Don't need to know the context of this

  • What I do want to know is why her eyes are so *laughs* fucked up

  • And what anime this is

  • Because it seems like, an excellent anime

  • Is it Dragon- Its Dragon Ball!

  • I- I do remember that one time where Satan called!

  • *Soundboard effect* "DISAPPOINTEEEEEDDDD"

  • Well that was fitting

  • And more anime examples of where that context doesn't matter

  • *Reading* "I'm not giving up, no matter how big it is" (That's what she Said)

  • I don't see a- I don't see a problem with that

  • W-What's weird ABOUT THAT?

  • NEVER GIVE UP!

  • There's some more examples of anime

  • *Misreads* "I'll put it out when it matters"

  • *Mumbles* I'll put it- I'll pull- I'll PULL It out when it matters!

  • *laughs* (Goddamnit Pewds)

  • *In a deep voice* Now that's some gay shit my man

  • What the fuck is that? *laughs*

  • I knew Fullmetal Alchemist was some gay ass anime but- (that's not FA that's Charlotte)

  • *Deep voice* This is some weird shit man what the fuck?

  • There's also context in- for streamers

  • You know you- you're spending all day talking

  • There's no way anything that you say can be taken out of context

  • Let me prove it to you!

  • *MissBaffy on stream* "Literally a four year old I was babysitting

  • I was like- I was like fucking his ass but then I felt bad"

  • MOVING ON!

  • OKAAAAAY

  • *Reads thread title* "Anyone else try the Hal- Marlboro edge yet? They just came out- here."

  • Ok. Nothing wrong with that, uh, one of the comments says

  • *reads comment* "I read online that they were going to be slims and I was super excited about them...

  • Now that's a little gay,

  • *reads the rest* I was extremely disappointed both that they weren't slim

  • Uh- "and that they have the same weird, dirty taste that all other Black's have"

  • *Making "well that aint good" noices*

  • We all know about that DIRTY TASTE!

  • Another- another uh- typical Reddit racism

  • *reads comment* "I had an HP laser (printer) at home that cost me about $400...

  • ...I went through a grand total of 3 toner cartridges before we lost the printer

  • In a house fire

  • In 2016"

  • "Meanwhile, a cheap black Brother is like $75 now"

  • RA-SIS-M

  • That is extremely RA-SIS-M

  • I'm disgusted by this!

  • *reads screen again* "a cheap black Brother"

  • *To himself* Shit

  • Fuck

  • What do I do

  • vla helvete (Fucking hell)

  • Oops

  • You see here? Context. Doesn't. Matter. *laughs*

  • I keep telling you guys *hits desk* context *hits desk again* doesn't

  • MaaAATtEeRRr

  • Lets- Lets see some more examples

  • Here's a random shot of a couch (Thanks Felix. Just what we wanted)

  • *reads screen* "Cleaning up while your kids are awake is like wiping your ass...while there is still shit coming out"

  • *reads screen again* "There's a thin layer of toddler covering every surface of m-

  • OKAAAAYY!!!

  • OKAAAYYY!

  • *claps* OKAAYY

  • Context...still doesn't matter

  • I have discovered underwater rats

  • Eeh it still doesn't matter

  • *reads video title* "The best of Mr. Wizard"

  • Mr. Wizard was my- my favorite Nickelodeon show

  • Ehh, there's nothing you can take out of context from that beautiful man-

  • Boy: "That's a big hole!"

  • Mr. Wizard: "Yeah! Certainly big enough to put around you"

  • *Pauses video and rethinks life for a second*

  • No

  • NOOOO!!!!

  • Mr. Wizard: "Now watch the size of this hole! Will you come with me please?"

  • *laughs & chuckles*

  • Yes!

  • Mr. Wizard: "would you like to blow?"

  • Boy: "Nope! You can do it heh"

  • Oh my god! What the hell is this show?! What the hell? What the fuck is wrong with it?!?

  • Mr. Wizard: Here-

  • Boy: "Oh it's getting bigger!"

  • Mr. Wizard: "Yes!"

  • Mr. Wizard: "Run this up and down ten times, and what do you think you're doing with this?"

  • *Boy starts rubbing it* 1, 2, 3-

  • What the fuck is this show?!

  • What the fuck is this show?!? What the fu- *chuckle* -ck

  • *Smacks table*

  • Cartoons were way better back in the day!

  • I've been missing out man!

  • Hell yeah!

  • *Boy continues* "Uh, 6, 7-"

  • What the fu- what the fuck is this? What the fuck is this?? What the faurhahagrch

  • Boy: "7, 8, 9, 10!"

  • No one?

  • No one saw a problem with- with the 9 tips?

  • 7, 8- no one saw the problem that?

  • No one behind the scenes were like- - "Gee- hey maybe we shouldn't make the kids do this?"

  • Fuckin hell

  • Respect! I respect you producer!

  • Mr. Wizard: "One thing is that you get a piece of wood that just slips inside just like that"

  • What the fuck? Why, what the he- everything! everything!

  • No, no no no no no

  • no no no no no. Mr. Wizard: I'll show you. Kid: help! AHHhHh what the hell is this how come you can't suck it up

  • when you do it slowly? I don't know. okay well I'm through with you you'll be

  • sorry you said what you said then when we've exhausted you and you can't suck

  • anymore, down it comes here you want to play with us? Sure! all yours (damn he naughty)

  • Do you mind if I do the acid? No. Felix: This man has no context does not exist in this man's

  • universe god bless you Mr. Wizard god bless yourself cuz god damn

  • [That's how much I have to blow?] okay alright I always wondered how much do I have to blow.

  • See that little bead of surface tension up there? YEEEEEAAAHHHH-HA-HA-HA-He...

  • It broke. (No shit Sherlock)

  • yeah, great tease, over and ouuuut!

  • *Some sexy music*

  • God bless you mr. wizard. God bless your soul a-a-and I keep- I keep telling you guys context

  • doesn't matTER!!! AH it's so obvious! Have you opened your ass yet?

  • hey Edgar does context matters? - SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!(Edgar's first words!!! awwww...)

  • Anyways so let's gooo and move on.

  • Context happens to everyone. Even Youtubers, your favorite one like Jackseptis- (How did you know!)

  • Jack: I normally don't make videos. I'm making this video to ride a bandwagon,

  • because anti-semitism

  • *Cute chuckle*

  • See I told you. It doesn't matTER!

  • Out of context. I know Felix like very well in my personal life

  • and I know for a fact that he's an

  • anti-semitic person.

  • I'm just trying to like for the people who are asking is he

  • a Nazi or not I'm trying to say

  • I'm monetizing this video (lol) *Felix busts into laughter*