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[lit music]
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Aah
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Welcome everyone, to some more VR chat.
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Ya guys know how to play this?
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How's it going, broskis?
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I have arrived.
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What's up?
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What's up bro? Hey, good song.
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Oh, you're new?
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I'm new- I'm new too.
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That's awesome, dude.
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Wha- It took you a month to set it up?
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Hey you look at that boys.
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Oh, hell yeah.
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Have you guys ever heard this song?
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Nooooooooah
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Oh, wow.
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I'm in Japan.
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And it's snowing.
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Wow. And I'm PewDiePie.
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Oh, god. Stop.
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Hi.
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[Sorry, guys, I don't know Japanese. I'm not a weeb.]
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It's so *oof*ing weird.
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Aaaaah, I'm cringing.
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Come out with your hands above your head.
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What happened?
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What happened?
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What the *oof* does that mean, MasterChief?
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MasterChief
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I killed Bowzette, I'm so sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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She was a thot, she had to die, I'm sorry.
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[Pewds making weird sounds]
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That's what e-girls get.
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My name's PewDiePie. I'm the thot destroyer.
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Dude, I had saved your life. How about a thanks?
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MasterChef
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Oh, sorry.
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I can't high-five! I got guns in my hand!
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Wait. Is blue our team? Where is our team?
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Hey- Hey frog. Let's go, guys.
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Ah, it's PewDiePie, thank you very much.
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Ah, ThE tHoT iS cOmInG
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Careful, boys.
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Oh my gosshh.
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Good job, Frog.
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Ah, great. We have handicapped Spider-man on our side.Great.
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I meant it, Spider-man. I meant it 100%
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Alright, we'll use Spider-man as shield.
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Just follow him.
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What are you doing, Spider-man?
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Use your Spider web...
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OHMYGAWD, Spider-man saved my life.
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Thanks, Spider-man.
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How about a Spidey-hug?
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You saved my life.
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He's a hero.
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Nice.
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Got 'em.
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Goooot 'em.
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Nice.
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Alright, I should probably go live.
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How's it going, bros?
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Oh, my gawd.
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Dude, you're PewDiePie.
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Oh, my god. Are you PewDiePie?
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Oh, god. That's too close. Please, stop.
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Is that a t[h]yre?
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Are you- tyred?
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Oh. god.
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No, I'm not PewDiePie.
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Why would you think that?
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Oh, god.
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OHMYGOD, Scooby got wigs!!
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Hey, it's me.
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What the *oof* are you?
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That's- definitely how I pronounce my name, thank you.
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Okay, well, I'm not planning to. Jesus.
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What the *oof* it's crashing?
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You came out of a person?
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That's gay.
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What's up?
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That was beautiful.
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Clap it up for Kerm-
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Kermit.
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Beautiful.
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10 years of practice, that was all it took?
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Hey guys.
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What's up? It's LouiGi here.
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Hey, Whaaa
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Ah, cool.
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Ay, you promised you won't tell me.
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Hey, shut up.
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Listen, we had a deal, oaky?
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It was between me and him.
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You're a *oof*ing Penguin.. Shut up. I won't even judge you from here.
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Hey, look. I'm one of you guys.
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What is the *oof*ing meme, I forgot.
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WOAH
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How do I DO this?
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Ah, hell.
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OOH
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I have powers.
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Did you just- Did you just lick my ass?
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Al right, well it's a new body.
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There's a new sheriff in Madagascar.
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He ain't playin' around and I don't care who's handicapped.
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Come back here, Spider-man.
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Spider-man, I don't care if you're in a wheelchair. You're gonna die, Spider-man.
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That's what you get.
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AAHH
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Ah, you suck ass.
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Who else wants some?
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Ay, careful.
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*oof*itch
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Congratulations, band aids. Well done.
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Just wanna say, big congrats.
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Hey, Spider-man.
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We're the same now.
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Do you nod away, Spider-man?
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Hey, can we touch?
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Can our- can our tiptoes touch?
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Oh, I like that.
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Spider-man, I know what you're going though, all right?
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Alright, Spider-man is angry.
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Come on, Spider-man you're going with me, alright?
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Got 'em, Spider-man.
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You want some of this spider?
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You want some of this?
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You want some of this? Hey, where are you going? Come back here.
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Spidey's got two guns loaded for ya.
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Come out over your head, and no one gets hurt.
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Hands above your head and we won't shoot.
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I sway. I dance.
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Dance for Spider-man.
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Dance for Spider-man.
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I mean- It had to be done. I'm sorry.
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It's a Spider-rule.
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You should know this, Spider-man.
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You should know this.
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Hey, let's stretch our legs again. Let's stretch our legs. I like that. Come on.
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Let's flap 'em together.
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Look at my legs, dude.
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He's got a bomb adhuehd!! NOOOO!!!
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Yeaaahhh...
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Ahhhh
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Oh, that guy.
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OOh, thanks.
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BoBs Or VeGaNa, WhIcHeVeR wIlL iT bE
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SiT tHe *oof* DoWn T-sErIeS, i'M hErE tO sPiLl ThE rEaL tEa
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Yes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Are you subscribed to PewDiePie?
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Are you sure?
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Good.
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Sit down, take a seat.
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Right here.
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Take a seat right here.
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Oh, okay. There you go.
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WHHAAAAAA-
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Ah
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Yo
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Yo, come here.
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You *oof*ing piece of shit, how dare you?
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You will all pay for what you did-
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Who took my knife??
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Gimmme the gun.
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Gimme the gun.
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Gimme the gun, stop it.
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Just gimme the gun.
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GIVE-ME the gun.
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Oh my gawd.
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Ad Pewds: You want pyramids?
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We got 'em.
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Oh, you're into castles, huh?
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We go you covered, baby!
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You want some pets?
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EASY!
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We got-it all.
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This game is still relevant, goddamnit!
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=D