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  • Pewds about to hit 70 mil guys!!

  • *Thanos snaps his finger*

  • "T-Series hasbig gay" *wow i just heard that*

  • EPIC THANO DABS

  • Top 10 dance moves

  • 70 MILLION

  • Whats good? T-Series, go home.

  • *Clap* Meme Review *Clap*

  • Its time for YouTube's favourite show everybody. *Which is still under the entertainment category*

  • Meme Review.

  • That's right. Welcome!

  • I'm...

  • Who am I?

  • The Memester!

  • [The woman talking] *IT'S SANS*

  • [sound simulating text in Undertale]

  • *Weird eyebrow and tongue movement*

  • *Clap* Meme Review *Clap* everybody.

  • The first meme, lets get- jump into it.

  • What meme am I gonna have to kill today?

  • Kowalski, analysis.

  • That's right. It's time boi.

  • *Evil Laugh (?)*

  • It's time to die.

  • You dumb meme!

  • Am I the only one that doesn't get this meme?

  • Am I just supposed to pretend that I think this is funny?

  • CUZ ITS NOT! I DECIDE!

  • it's damn time this meme dies.

  • I feel like this is one of those memes

  • where half the people who post this are like...

  • Like, Yeah, "I get the joke"

  • Well, you just add the "KOWALSKI, ANALYSIS," afterwards and then it's fUNNy

  • "Allow CALENDAR to access your calendar?"

  • *Another voice dimension* "Kowalski, analysis"

  • K, fine, fine

  • [reading the text]

  • "Kowalski, analysis"

  • I mean to be fair that makes no sense

  • [reading the text]

  • It's always good to combine a dying meme with an already dead meme

  • That's how you know that this meme was over before it even began

  • Everyone knows pee is stored in the brain (he's right)

  • Just like men's cum

  • [reading the title]

  • Huh weird flex but okay

  • [explosion noise]

  • [reading the text]

  • Kowalski

  • You goddamn right, how about that? Can we have a meme like that?

  • You goddamn right about that, son.

  • [Reading the text]

  • Holy shiker, time travel is real guys

  • This was a year ago!

  • I still don't get it

  • Kowalski

  • ANAL

  • [reading the text]

  • ANAL

  • I mean analysis

  • Wait is she 14?

  • okay, but like if you didn't know she was 14

  • but like how were you supposed to know

  • guys, how the frick am I supposed to know it's a 14 year old

  • I would kick out of the window is 18 (?)

  • this is why Japanese isn't fair

  • "i'm a college student" WHAT IS THIS MEME?

  • WHAT IS THIS MEME?

  • See no know und- this is one of those memes that just- you put anything.

  • I'm tired of it

  • It's gonna be my pleasure to review this

  • [reading the text]

  • UGHHHHHH

  • This meme gets a

  • *clap clap*

  • 3, okay? I don't want to see it ever in my life again

  • *spits on meme*

  • I spit on it, spit on it twice

  • That's how you know it's cursed forever. Begone

  • Next *clap* meme *clap*

  • Looks like it's time for special news report with Poppy Harlow

  • Good evening, I'm Poppy Harlow and you're watching a special news segment of PewNews

  • SPECIAL

  • It would appear that none other than the Super Mario from "Super Mario 64" and other various Nintendo titles

  • Have. In fact. Died

  • Reports said Mario was texting and driving at the time of the incident

  • *Mario impression* "Mama mia I shouldn't have texted while driving

  • was his last dying words

  • oh my god Mario in text and drive I am shaking and crying right now

  • our thoughts go out to his family, his friends, and loved ones

  • *pop*

  • SPECIAL

  • guys I have something very serious to tell you, something that I have never told anyone in my 8 years career of Youtube

  • *burps*

  • in revolves a secret around T-Series... and here it goes

  • Bruh

  • Bruh

  • Bruh

  • BRUH

  • Oh my gosh, have you guys heard this meme?

  • this meme is crazy, honestly

  • The bruh meme is so- it's so good

  • I don't know if you guys have seen this like, vine thing but like, they have these things where

  • I've fallen

  • "I CAN'T GET UP!"

  • BRUH

  • bruh! bruh!

  • eheh

  • bruh

  • oh, oh, oh, oh... bruh

  • bruhahahaha

  • bruh bruh BRUH

  • [reading the text]

  • brUH

  • *clap* *clap*

  • this meme gets a 10 everybody

  • it's a fricken 10

  • it's a fricken 10

  • the bruh meme is gonna just-

  • it's the meme of the year. It's the meme of the year. Meme of the year everybody

  • [reading the text]

  • i'm crying, i'm shaking and crying right now

  • Follow your dreams and anything can become true

  • *clap* *clap* next meme

  • Never say the N-word, take it from an amateur

  • Take it from a light hearted student

  • *loud voice over*

  • I'm gonna say the N-word

  • *loud voice 2*

  • That's racist you can't say the N-word!

  • *sound of glass breaking and car screeching*

  • *Skipper voice* Mrs.Obama i've done it, i've stopped racism

  • *Mrs.Obama voice?*Thank you Skipper, now i'm free to roam this earth

  • *President Trump voice?* Not if I have anything to say about it- and I do! I'm gonna say the N-word

  • *skipper voice* MRS.OBAMA GET DOWN!

  • *Bruh and explosion noise*

  • See what i'm talking about? I'm doing you a favor here

  • if you're ever in a situation, just say bruh

  • just. say. bruh.

  • I'm gonna say the N-word

  • That's racist!

  • *awful static bee buzzing noise while the other bee yells for help*

  • bruh

  • This meme gets a important status

  • *clap* *clap* next meme (thank god omg)

  • This is uh, this is it this meme

  • listen, I'm just a news reporter, you can't put me- I'm just reporting the news- memes.

  • okay, i'm not the one making them so you can't blame it on me if they're bad, alright?

  • I'm trying to think of an analogy of how I feel about this meme

  • it's like when an ugly girl gets a crush on you

  • it's like ugh I don't want that

  • but it's also like well it's the only female who has ever given me attention, you know what I mean?

  • That's how I feel about this meme

  • "weird flex but okay"

  • [reading the text]

  • now everyone has taken it upon themselves on the internet to literally type "weird flex but okay" *laugh track*

  • on literally anything

  • it's gone too far, i'm sick of it

  • [reading text]

  • This reminds me of that- my very first email was Flex89

  • Don't you dare say it

  • Don't you- *laugh track*

  • [reading text]

  • it's okay

  • I mean no

  • [reading text]

  • it's so bad

  • "weird flex but okay" aw, who would have though that would have happened

  • someone took the literal context of the meme. Never done-heard-seen that one before

  • [reading the text]

  • The woke level of the meme!

  • [you guessed it, reading the text]

  • it's not a weird flex and it's not okay!

  • Am I the first one to say this? It's not okay

  • Stop flexing and stop okaying

  • I'm sick of it

  • [reading text]

  • This is not a weird flex, but okay. Shut the hell up

  • Learn how to meme like a real memester and stop it

  • You're not funny, you're pathetic

  • kids are literally posting anything, every time I tweet these days "weird flex but okay"

  • just shut the hell up

  • "weird flex but okay"

  • and while we're talking about this image, okay

  • someone pointed out that I walk like a virgin, which I don't okay

  • I walk like an absolute chad

  • You look at this, we're gonna go through the whole thing alright?

  • Back slouched

  • Maybe a little bit, okay alright fine

  • hair seems to overreact to wind

  • do you see that pristine hair? This hair cut doesn't move for anything, alright?

  • so 1:1

  • Head craned forward

  • Well obviously because i'm- well whatever!

  • Just shut the hell up!

  • I'm not a virgin!

  • This stupid meme *clap* *clap* gets zero, okay?

  • stop weird flexing, everyone stop

  • If I see a single goddamn comment talking about "weird flexing but okay"

  • alright, i'll kill you. That's right

  • This is a threat, what are you gonna do shut this video down for online harassment? Like I care

  • I've got Youtube's number on dial

  • I'll call them up right now. Hey Susan-

  • *explosion*

  • *clap* *clap* meme review everybody

  • Youtube's. Favorite. Show.

  • Do we have time for Bonus Meme?

  • Calling Sive

  • Do we have time for Bonus Meme?

  • I regret to inform you all that we did not have time for Bonus Meme.

  • Also screw the Bruh meme do you know how hard it was to caption that

  • also PSA for anyone else that does captions, don't fill them with bullshit. Don't make it a comment section

  • people actually use these to read and understand. Thanks.

  • lol k bruh

Pewds about to hit 70 mil guys!!

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