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  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Hey Swedish man here do you want some "skratta"?

  • come then [wierd "skratt"]

  • welcome to "You Laugh You Lose"

  • YouTube's favorite show!!

  • yes yes - ah, we don't do the clapping on this one. That's...

  • [depression.mp4]

  • let's see how the other video did...

  • de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de

  • they're all demonetized!

  • oh, another company claimed the whole video because of a two-second clip

  • aw, that's great !!1!

  • that's fine because I especially -

  • I don't like earning money,

  • but I especially like when my money goes to someone else

  • t h a t ' s h o w I l i k e it

  • And in that honor, and in that fashion

  • we are going to have

  • OUR video - that's right - it's OUR video now

  • C Y K A B L Y A T

  • [Soviet national anthem ;)]

  • edition.

  • that's right!

  • in honor of this new YouTube

  • your video is my YouTube, my revenue is your revenue

  • please do enjoy - and have a good time

  • why earn money, when other people can have that money?!

  • YES! - more people should have more money !

  • that's right - people who work for money

  • should not have money

  • what are you stOUpid? it's OUR money

  • shall we start the video or should I just keep ranting about communism [laughing]

  • - alright

  • tech-technology 2016 [laughing]

  • wait, is there more?

  • oh there is - great

  • why is he walking like that?

  • you can tell here immediately that russia

  • is at least 20 years ahead of america - finally

  • this is some hidden footage that has not yet been released

  • we'll see here who can do it faster...

  • DAMN IT

  • DAM IT - we were so close

  • we have not perfected it yet but we are getting there

  • it's all in the details don't worry

  • it's just a legality issue

  • omg - I've seen this one

  • Translation: (in a joking manner) Are you ok [lying on the ice]?

  • [is everything fine?]

  • [huh?]

  • [is everything fine?]

  • Yeah.

  • [fine]

  • - Are you fishing?

  • - Yeah, I'm fishing(gibberish)

  • [yeah, I'm fishing]

  • - Well then, keep on fishing.

  • [well then, keep on fishing]

  • - Are you able to catch any fish at least

  • [does the fish bite?]

  • - Uhuh

  • [yeah]

  • *indistinct grumbling*

  • yOU CAN'T JUST SLEEP ON THE SNOW, RUSSIA - please

  • what are you doing??

  • it's on a lake! he's sleeping -

  • a rare russian walrus

  • you don't see those everyday

  • what a sight.

  • what a culture

  • who said white people don't have culture?

  • [drunken russian mumbling]

  • *hits head*

  • [ah BLyAt'!]

  • [ah blYaT']!

  • [ah BLyAt'!]

  • [ah BLyAt- ah bly-]

  • *hits head again*

  • [ah BLyAt!]

  • [ah BLyAt!]

  • oh! not again! not again!

  • [ah BLyAt!]

  • [ayh BLyAt!]

  • [ayh BLyAt!]

  • (and again)

  • someone hold his head up!

  • please

  • [ah BLyAt!]

  • [ah BLyAt!]

  • [aAYye]

  • what is the average IQ in russia?

  • it must be at least over... 70

  • sorry, I don't mean to generalize, of course

  • we are just having fun here, guys. We are just having a little laugh

  • come here, my beloved son

  • what is this..?

  • who is this dude?is this, like, russian -

  • good job.

  • he thinks

  • give back my bottle-

  • what is the plan?

  • wha - what is that cat doing?

  • oH! oh that's not bad.

  • no! poor cat!

  • please

  • i have only a pan to offer

  • everyone have an axe..?

  • she just... brought an axe?

  • yeah, everyone has an axe. right?

  • right?

  • of course.

  • oh no.

  • okay... ehh timber?

  • OH NO

  • I don't know if I can laugh or not cuz I don't know if the cat is ok or not

  • ay aY AY AY!

  • WOAH

  • HE'S FINE

  • the cat is fine.

  • ok now we can use this clip.

  • what is his job???

  • Translation: [little chicks? how cute!]

  • this is too - this is too innocent [lalalalalallaaa]

  • [woah, what is that?]

  • [hmm, I need to go check this out]

  • [there's no one here]

  • can someone translate this?? (yeah)

  • [let's go check it out]

  • [what do we have here?]

  • [hmmm, looks like someone lives in here]

  • [ok, I'm crawling farther eeehh]

  • what is he doing?

  • [HMMM, where am I?]

  • [here is a dead-end]

  • [hmm this is just a casual doghou- WTF, WHO IS- NO!]

  • [GRANDMA!(and dog's name again(VARYA))]

  • [GRANDMA!(and dog's name again)]

  • [hell.mp4]

  • Translation: [It's good that they give you these treasure chests]

  • what is this, a russian minecraft channel?

  • [BLYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!]

  • [oh no, my mom's back]

  • [Mom: I'll fucking kick your ass, what the fuck, huh?]

  • [I'll punish you blyat' what the fuck are you doing]

  • the kid: mom Mom MOm Wha-?? MOM Oww Oww

  • [Mom: Turn this bullshit off right now, fucking sick of it already]

  • [but Mom!!!! OWWW]

  • yeah

  • that's - that's cool man

  • that's cool

  • that's a really cool building, by the way

  • BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

  • Translation: [FUCKIN GERMANS, SUKA, are crawling along BLYAT!!!!]

  • [and here is a tank coming, blyat!]

  • ah yes! the famous battle

  • man versus giant... bulldozer... thing.

  • [come on, blyat', you fucking Germans (meaning Nazi army)]

  • an important piece of russian history.

  • [come on destroy that sUKA COME ON! *throws fire on tank* GOOD JOB]

  • woah!

  • [caterpillar track fucked up! you fucking explode it!!]

  • [AAAARGH!!

  • Pizdez blyat! :D]

  • oh she - he's on fire! he's on fire!

  • jump out!!

  • he doesn't even care!

  • you're on fire!

  • this is what happens when you don't have internet, ok?

  • *Russian SWAT team warms up before raiding the club*

  • the russian military.

  • fearless as any

  • some of the strongest fighters on the planet

  • this is actually not the army, this is the special forces

  • I can't - it's so dumb, the whole thing

  • *Arabian Nights in Russian*

  • it never ends!

  • *Arabian Nights in Russian*

  • I think this is probably one of my favorite "you laugh you lose"

  • probably we are not using half of these

  • but I had a great time at least