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  • Let me tell you about my favourite website. (wut..)

  • *dramatic music*

  • It's, it's bu- It's uhh...

  • It's buzz- It's BuzzFeed.

  • *dramatic choir*

  • I really like-

  • I really like-

  • I really like BuzzFeed.

  • I think it's a good...

  • It's a good website.

  • I think it's pretty- It's not bad at leas- It's not bad!

  • It's not a bad website.

  • It's a youtube channel! (DUHH!!)

  • What do- What do I know?

  • Well, BuzzFeed, figured it out, okay?

  • Everyday I think about, what video, should I make?

  • BuzzFeed clearly figured out, what the fuck to do.

  • 2 dollar hotdog, versus, 169 dollar hotdog.

  • BAM!

  • 7 million views!

  • Thank you, very much!

  • That will be 70 grand, I'll take that one.

  • 171 dollars on a video, and bam, you got 7 grand back.

  • 100 dollar sneaker, versus 25,000 dollar sneaker.

  • GENIUS!

  • Now, me being a greedy little Swedish bastard,

  • You know, I got some better ideas, straight off the bat.

  • 1 dollar piss, versus 200 dollar piss.

  • 5 dollar pizza, versus 500 dollar pizza.

  • But get this! It's moldy!

  • That's hilarious.

  • And then I'll throw up everywhere when I eat it.

  • 5 dollar prostitute, versus 200 dollar prostitute.

  • See, I wanna actually know the value!

  • And like, a 200 dollar prostitute versus anime pillow.

  • That's a tough one!

  • Oh, you make vlogs now?

  • GUY IN VIDEO:"Dude those are pretty fresh actually"

  • THE FFING GUY IN THE VID: Yeah they are customs actually..

  • What the fuck is this?

  • BuzzFeed you were supposed to be

  • quick and snappy content

  • oh

  • *chuckles*

  • someone found out about the youtube algorithm

  • let's go and try some-

  • some vurses ok

  • see what we can come up with

  • it's really-

  • really gotten to that point huh, where I just rip on buzzfeed

  • kinda sad isn't it

  • ANYWAY LET'S DO THIS

  • *more intense choir music*

  • alright guys

  • this is pretty big deal

  • not everyone has this but we managed to get from the Japanese website

  • very exclusive

  • very- very high quality water it costs-

  • 6-680 pounds (roughly $842)

  • for one bottle

  • it's diamond water from Japan it's been filtrated

  • it has it's own filtration system so it filter-

  • it continuously filters itself

  • there's no purer water than Japanese diamond water like this

  • y'know I'm pretty excited to drink this

  • it's pretty expensive water... thank you youtube (where to buy that?)

  • but

  • I'm more excited to drink the piss

  • it's a thing that not everyone can afford

  • I'm really-

  • I'm really proud that they sent it to us 'cause I'm not- I'm not gonna pay for it

  • 600 pounds that's pretty crazy

  • this is the cheap water

  • just tap water

  • I'm excited 'cause this one comes with a mist

  • it's almost like drinking it

  • can't wait to do this with my piss

  • okay so I'm gonna drink this water

  • this is the cheap water

  • then, I'm gonna piss in this

  • we're gonna wait a day

  • then I'm gonna drink this water, the expensive water.

  • and then I'm gonna piss this water back in the bottle

  • and then I'm gonna drink it

  • and then I'm gonna value it

  • which piss tastes better

  • $1 piss or $600 piss

  • *gargles and tries to speak but I can't understand him so...*

  • this water tastes really-

  • *gargles*

  • I love buzzfeed

  • it's my favorite

  • I was waiting for the piss to come

  • ok guys

  • I finished my-

  • my first water

  • but I'm basically going to

  • take a piss right now

  • here we go

  • alright

  • I got it

  • wow it's a li-

  • kinda weird lo-

  • man I need to drink more water, this is-

  • not ok

  • *gagging*

  • ok

  • see you tomorrow

  • goodnight

  • it smells really nice

  • alright, welcome back

  • it's time to drink the expensive water I'm really curious what it tastes like 'cause buzzfeed

  • haven't tried this

  • my moonshine jar

  • alright here we go

  • I don't wanna spill a drop

  • every- imagine how much a drop costs from this

  • alright

  • here we go

  • *dramatic music*

  • oh my god

  • it's amazing!

  • I'm like a new man!

  • oh my god my mind has been-

  • it's been levitated

  • $5 hot sauce vs. $5,000 hot sauce

  • 5 million dollars vs. 50 million dollars

  • a cardboard cutout of pewdiepie vs. real pewdiepie

  • it tastes pure

  • like yo momma's ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • the tip of the tongue really sizzles

  • bUT WILL THE PISS TASTE DIFFERENT!?

  • see you... when I need to take a piss

  • *Brad's voice offscreen* "He's pissing, he's pissing"

  • Brad: "WHY ARE YOU PISSING-

  • INTO A BOWL!?"

  • Brad: "You haven't got the bottle."

  • *pewds in the bathroom*: "I CAN'T STOP."

  • Brad: "can I br- can I come in?"

  • pewds: "wait just no"

  • pewds: "wait don't worry, don't worry."

  • pewds: "I found a cup."

  • pewds: "I got a lo-" Brad (laughing): "he pissed in a cup."

  • pewds: "I got a little bit."

  • Brad: "Why didn't you take the bottle in?" pewds (whispering): "shit shit"

  • Brad: OH MY GOD

  • pewds: "don't worry 'bout it."

  • Brad: "Are you serious!?"

  • pewds: "don't- don't worry about it."

  • pewds: "high 5! :D " Brad: "NO NO NO NO NO fuck you, stay away."

  • ok now we put the piss in

  • Brad (laughing): "oh my god!"

  • 'cause it has the filter

  • right? so it should-

  • it shouldn't be too bad

  • what are they- what a-

  • disappointing amount

  • which one do I start with? do I start with this?

  • oh shit

  • Brad: "fucks sake"

  • Brad: "damn"

  • Brad: "are you serious?"

  • Brad: "I will stop filming"

  • this is sanitary

  • Brad: "no it isn't"

  • ok so this is the cheap test

  • I'm gonna drink it from the-

  • *dramatic music*

  • *gagging*

  • Brad: *gagging*

  • *dramatic music*

  • doesn't taste good...

  • hey Brad

  • you want your Christmas bonus?

  • Brad: yee

  • here

  • then one mist in your face

  • Brad: no

  • one mist

  • Brad: no

  • you don't want-